Fifteen million dollars. That's where bidding is reportedly at for the first exclusive pics of the Brangelina twinsies, when they're born. And it's expected to go a LOT higher. The two mags left in the running are OK! magazine and People magazine. Brad and Angelina will donate the money to charity. OMG. $15 million??? We can't come up with that sort of cash here at EB, but if there's some way I could exchange lots sexual favors with someone (or someones?) to get us those pics exclu...

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You know how happy Jessica Alba gets when the paps snap photos of her pregnant belly, even when it's covered up by layers of clothes and a huge bag? Yeah. So she's just going to be delighted when she sees this shit....

Formerly recovered addict Tatum O'Neal leaving an NY court today. Taters was busted on Sunday trying to buy crack in NYC. Eh, I feel bad for her. Maybe this is the kind of wake-up call that'll get you back into recovery and end up saving your damn life, Tatum. ...

"You know what’s weird? Even I’m not that interested in my personal life anymore." Ben Affleck, to the Daily Mirror. Full interview is here. ...

Turns out the Real Worlders will live in a $6M pad high above the Jay St/Borough hall subway stop. (And, yes, it'll have a jacuzzi.) So they're really just one subway stop from Manhattan, where they can go to get drunk and fight once they realize there's not actually anything to do in Brooklyn. You didn't really think they were going to put them in Bed-Stuy, did you? />Turns out the Real Worlders will live in a $6M pad high above the Jay St/Borough hall subway stop. (And, yes, it'll have a jacuzzi.) So they're really just one subway stop from Manhattan, where they can go to get drunk and fight once they realize there's not actually anything to do in Brooklyn. You didn't really think they were going to put them in Bed-Stuy, did you? ...

"Know that show about teenagers in NY? Yes that one. Which one of the cuties on the show is going to be spending much of the time in between seasons in a little place we like to call rehab?"

My money's on Chace Crawford. Anyone disagree? [source] />...

Her ex Ryan Reynolds may be engaged to ScarJo, but word on the street is that Alanis Morrissette has a bun in the oven. She's apparently been skipping the alcohol at the parties she's been to recently. Her reps had no comment. Hm. As far as I know, Alanis isn't dating anyone right now. So who would the baby daddy be? ...

Congrats to Jack Black! His wife Tanya gave birth to the couple's second son, Jack Black Jr., last week. Junior has a two-year-old brother, Samuel. ...

Look who's getting cozy on Courteney Cox's balcony! It's Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer! Jen took John to hang out with her BFF over the weekend. This must be serious! [Image via Splash]...

Strange but true. Pitt has signed on as the designer of a luxury eco-friendly hotel to be built Dubai. "Whilst acting is my career, architecture is my passion," said Brad in a statement. Whilst, Brad? Really? "Whilst I live in the 21st century, I prefer to issue statements as though it were 1846," he added. And -- architecture is your passion? Did you passionately pursue the seven years of schooling that other passionate architects go through whilst you were making millions of dollars as an act...

Finally! A chance for Courtenay Semel to be famous for something other than Filthy Rich Cattle Drive and a brief fling with Lindsay Lohan! Yahoo CEO Terry Semel (who's Courtenay's dad), is reportedly in talks to buy talent agency IMG for around $2 or $3 billion. Because that's about what it's gonna cost to get Courtenay's beat-with-an-ugly-stick face cast in a film. ...