Father of the Year? June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Kevin Federline has been named Father of the Year by the most respected authority in the field of parenting: Prive nightclub in Las Vegas. It's a (very successful) publicity stunt for the party he'll host there on June 13. Stupid, stupid, stupid. ...
Yes of COURSE Kristin Davis Has a Fashion Line Coming Out June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized I mean, who doesn't? Kristin is teaming up with North Carolina-based department-store chain Belk Inc. to create a women's line. Dresses, denim, sporty separates, sleepwear and handbags designed by Kristin, priced between $38 and $240, will be available at 126 of Belk's 307 locations throughout the southeastern U.S., with plans to expand into more locations next spring, and via Belk.com. Says Kristin in a statement: "The only way I would have done a line of clothing is to do it at Belk. I feel like I understand what the Southern woman wants to wear—it's influenced my pers...
Lohan vs. Lohan June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Yup, more Dina/Michael drama this morning. Michael Lohan is reopening the divorce case, because he claims Dina won't let him see his two younger children, Cody and Ali, and is preventing him from having contact with his two adult children, Lindsay and Michael Jr. (Although other reports indicate that Lindsay has been avoiding contact with her father because she doesn't want to see him.) The couple are due in court this morning. Dina faces "immediate arrest and imprisonment" if she doesn't...
Tatum O’Neal is Grateful for Crack Bust June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized After getting busted for buying crack on the streets of NY, recovering actress Tatum O'Neal says she's actually pleased about the arrest. She claims she hasn't actually relapsed -- thanks to the cops. "I'm still sober!" she says. "Just when I was about to change that and wreck my life, the cops came and saved me! I was saved by the bell, by the guys in the Seventh Precinct." Tatum explains her predicament further: "There's no excuse for what I did. I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena, [t...
Musical Boyfriends June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Who was Cameron Diaz spotted out on the town with this weekend? Jennifer Aniston's ex, model Paul Sculfor. "They looked really flirty," says a source of the pair's dinner at Santa Monica's Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi on Sunday night, "She was laughing really loud at all of his jokes. It looked like a date." After two hours, Diaz, 36, and Sculfor, 37, left the restaurant together. Though Sculfor attempted to open her door, his chivalrous move was foiled when they were approached by a waiting photo...
Ick!!! June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Jamie-Lynn Sigler is such a pretty girl, but she needs a new stylist, stat! She's newly single, and she's just had a hopeless, endless string of red-carpet misses. It's like she's not even trying. Like, I know you've put on weight, Jamie, and I know that's hard for you to cope with, but it doesn't mean you have to wear a black fucking Hefty bag to every freaking event. Look at Jennifer Hudson. She's a bigger girl -- much bigger than you, dear -- and she almost always looks fabulous. Have ...
A Sober Honeymoon June 3, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Charlie Sheen and new bride Brooke Mueller enjoy milkshakes and bottled water on their honeymoon in Costa Rica. [Image via Splash]...
OMFG Someone’s Impersonating Angelina Jolie’s Assistant June 2, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Apparently the (untrue) story of Angelina giving birth last week was part of a larger problem: someone is misleading the media by pretending to be Angelina Jolie's longtime assistant, Holly Goline. Angie's lawyers circulated a letter warning of the impostor yesterday: "A random individual has engaged in a scheme to intentionally harm my client and deceive her fans, the public and the media through illegal and tortuous impersonation of Ms Jolie’s long-time assistant, Holly," the letter...
Quotables June 2, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized "I can buy porn or kill someone in war, but I can't have a glass of wine. If I could change one thing about America, it would be its ridiculous age limits on things. That's why I love visiting Britain. I can walk into a bar and order a drink without having to show my passport. That's so cool." Eighteen-year-old Hayden Panettiere. Hells yeah, Hayden! I think our Presidential candidates should have a new running platform: a lowering of the drinking age for Hayden Panettiere. Because ...