Paris and Benji head out for a night on the town, hitting up Eva Longoria's restaurant, Beso.
I like how that dress makes it look like Paris is sporting a baby bump. You know she did that on purpose. She's so sad that everyone's having babies but her. She's playing pretend.
It's like how I shop at Costco. I have absolutely no need to shop at Costco. I live alone with a four-pound dog. But Costco is my happy place. I love trotting around with my huge cart. I walk past these, like, famil...
She can trot around LA with something that looks like a script all day long, but I refuse to believe anyone's offering this girl new film roles. She's box office poison.
You know she just grabbed a bunch of pieces of paper from a nearby printer. Probably walked right into a Kinkos and stole them when she saw the paps coming.
And is she really allowed to be that close to a playground? Don't we have laws about that?...
"I spend all day with my son," Christina tells Access Hollywood. "Once in a while, if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that."
Yes, Christina, you're more than allowed to do that, once in awhile. In fact, you're allowed to spend quality time with your husband every freakin' day if you want. The problem is that you're not just having mommy-daddy night, you're having mommy-gets-shitfaced-and-daddy-holds-her- up-on-the-way-to-the-car-while-the-...
Rumer Willis and Kristin Cavallari try to combine their "star" power to create a photo people just might care about.
Thank GOD Rumer's finally taken those HORRID extensions out.
I think her finger's in a splint because she sprained it trying to untangle her fake hair. ...
Emmanuelle Chriqui looks adorable per usual at the NYC premiere of You Don't Mess with the Zohan.
One complaint: the shoes. They're ugly and dizzying. I would have liked to see her in a fun, colorful pair of heels, maybe something that matched the bracelet
But you gotta love that she's totally rocking the bra-less look. ...
"The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant."
Paparazzo Edwin Merrino, who was arrested on Tuesday in Mississippi on charges of stalking Jamie-Lynn Spears and her baby daddy, Casey Aldridge....
David Beckham showed up to support chef Gordon Ramsay at the opening of his new restaurant, The London West Hollywood.
Apparently, he's a member of the wait staff.
And brown shoes with black suit pants?
Posh must not have been home. She never would have let him leave the house like that....
Sources are saying that Entertainment Tonight -- which first announced (false) news of the Angelina twinsies being born last week -- knew that the reports were false prior to running the television broadcast with the news. However, they moved forward with the broadcast anyway.
Shortly after the story was posted [on ET's website] but several hours before the broadcast aired, [Jolie assistant] Goline told "Entertainment Tonight" that she was not the person with whom they had been corresponding, a person with direct knowledge of...
Candy Spelling -- whose net worth is estimated at $600 million -- won $180,000 on a slot machine in Las Vegas this weekend.
Bitch. ...
After being carried out of the Glamour awards last night -- too drunk to walk -- Lily Allen was looking a little worse for the wear at the Royal Academy Of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview party in London the next day.
But: at least she showed up!!! A lot of celebs would have flaked. I give her mad props for that.
And I lovelovelove that her shoes match her hair. ...
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Seriously?
This doesn't look at all like Megan Fox.
It looks more like Lindsay Lohan, back when she was hot and not a 45-year-old three months late for her Botox refills.
I don't know if it's the airbrushing or the make-up or what, but I probably wouldn't have recognized this as Megan Fox if I hadn't been told it was her.
Full interview with Megan is here.
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