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I don't really understand this. It's not like the woman can't score movie roles anymore. But I guess for some reason she wants to do a television show called Spain... On The Road Again. It'll co-star Mario Batali, and basically just be about all the foods of Spain. BORING. The show is supposed to begin airing this fall. However, some dude is suing the production company, saying he was supposed to produce a companion book to the TV series, but he's accusing the production company of a...

Pete Wentz celebrated the big 2-9 at Foxtail in LA last night -- but he didn't get wasted. In fact, Pete never had a thing to drink all night. Since preggers Ashlee can't be drinking alcohol, Pete abstained as well. Aw, how sweet! /> Pete Wentz celebrated the big 2-9 at Foxtail in LA last night -- but he didn't get wasted. In fact, Pete never had a thing to drink all night. Since preggers Ashlee can't be drinking alcohol, Pete abstained as well. Aw, how sweet!...

While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she's acting like one too. Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn't stand upright on her own. /> While her twin sister is looking fabulous on red carpets all over the world, Mary-Kate is still looking like a drunken bag lady, and she's acting like one too. Note that no one is touching her as she falls the fuck down outside her SUV after leaving an LA club with friends. She was not pushed down by the paps. She just couldn't stand upright on her own....

She's back in full force! Britney's flying to England next week, where she'll shoot the music video for her next single, "Radar." I was really hoping "Toy Soldier" would be her next single -- I think "Radar" kinda sucks -- but whatever. "The theme is her and her girlfriends are going to be looking all around London trying to find a boy who she met in a club. Every time they think they have him, it's someone else," Brit's manager Larry Rudolph says. Apparently she'll also be co-directing the video...

I seriously have not heard this much interest in Sloppy Joes since the fourth grade. I actually got text messages from friends this morning asking for my Sloppy Joe recipe. So here's the recipe that I found online: * 1 pound ground beef or cube steaks, chopped * 1 medium onion * 1 1/2 tablespoon Flour * 2/3 cup ketchup * 3/4 cup Coca-Cola or Pepsi or RC Cola * 2 tablespoon vinegar * 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon honey * 1 teaspoo...

Um, Wonder Woman Lynda Carter found a dead body floating in the Potomac River on Wednesday afternoon while she was out rowing. Weird. Update: I am a dumbass. I originally wrote that this was Linda Hamilton. It's not. I knew the photo didn't look right ... I haven't had my coffee yet, sorry. Going to get it right now....

Hm. I have no idea why this photo wasn't released until now. It was taken twelve days ago, and it shows Jess and maybe-boyfriend Tony Romo sucking face outside a Dallas restaurant. ...

The rumors are confirmed!!!! Ryan Phillippe finally made a public appearance with the woman who split up his marriage to Reese Witherspoon -- Stop Loss costar Abbie Cornish. The two showed up together to the Australians in Film awards in Los Angeles yesterday. I wonder if Reese got a warning phone call. ...

Whatever. Vin Diesel's model girlfriend, Paloma Jimenez, welcomed the couple's baby girl. On April 2. And we're just now getting around to issuing press releases about it. Like, I understand waiting until a pregnancy's three months in before making any announcement. But are we now waiting until the baby's been born for a full trimester before confirming birth? Like, just in case there's a really, really, really late-term miscarriage? Either make an announcement or don't. But don't make it two months after the birth. That's just tacky....

Hey, with gas prices what they are and not a whole lot of work coming in, I think Britney's made a wise choice....