HOLY CRAP!
McDonald's said on Monday that it will stop serving sliced tomatoes in all its US stores, because of concerns about salmonella food poisoning linked to some uncooked varieties.
Winn-Dixie, Subway, Chipotle, Taco Bell, Vons and Albertsons are doing the same.
Read the full FDA warning about these killer tomatoes here. They may already be in your house!!!
I'm just doing my part to save your life!!!!
(And, in case you were wondering, yes, I did the Photoshopping on the graphi...
A new report indicates that over one in four New Yorker has genital herpes.
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Could anything about this possibly be more cliche?
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''Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there.''
Lionel Richie, at the TV Land awards....
The season finale of Work Out airs Tuesday night on Bravo, and you guys are the beneficiaries.
To hype up the finale, their PR company wants me to give away a free copy of the Jackie Warner work-out DVD, One-on-One Training with Jackie, and I am all too happy to comply.
I get to come up with the contest.
And normally it takes me a little while to come up with questions for these contests, but this one took me all of five seconds.
To win the DVD, send me an email (evilbeet@gmail....
HOLY FUCKING SHIT it's Serena Williams.
Looking awesome and totally not at all like a dude.
How much airbrushing did Ebony do to give her this look?
The kids at Bossip have more shots from this spread here and here. ...
In a new interview with Britain's Empire magazine, Robert Downey Jr explains how Burger King helped save his life.
Robert says he was driving around with "tons of fucking dope" in his car one day when he decided to pull over and order some Burger King.
"I have to thank Burger King," he said. "It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen."
With that, he tossed all his drugs into the ocean (Seriously, isn't there somewhere you can go to d...
Why, these are photos of the packed scene outside Perez Hilton's meet and greet for his new line for Hot Topic.
Except it's not a mob scene at all.
Apparently hardly anyone showed up. These photos were reportedly taken at 6 pm, just as the event was beginning. And no one is there!!!
Says an eye-witness:
"Some freaky lil employee with a handful of wrist bands asked if I wanted to meet Perez Hilton at 6pm! I was like NO, I just ate. NO one wanted wrist bans it was kinda funny."
Ahhhh...
The "actress" reportedly gave birth to her second child with stolen husband Dean McDermott this morning.
She was supposed to deliver the little girl via C-section at Cedars Sinai today.
Her mother Candy -- with whom she's recently become un-estranged -- was at the hospital to lend her support.
OMG.
BOOOOOOOOORING.
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Now you can hold down your D-cups just like Jessica Simpson.
In spring 2009, the Jessica Simpson brand will be expanded to include a line of intimate apparel.
Oh yay.
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Roseanne Barr has apparently decided to embrace the aging process.
The 55-year-old actress showed off some gray at the TV Land Awards in Santa Monica on Sunday.
Eh, you have to hand it to her: in the long run, at least she turned out a lot better than Tom Arnold, who can't seem to find a red carpet without first finding an eight-ball of coke these days. ...