Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Still Going Strong!

Wunder-couple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith -- who have been together for 57 years now -- hit up the LA Lakers and Boston Celtics NBA Finals Game 4 in LA. Okay, you wanna know something funny? I had no idea the NBA finals were going on right now. And if you had told me, and you'd offered me $1000 to name just one of the teams who were playing, you would have left with all your money. And I've been living in Los Angeles for the past five years. See, this is what happens when you're si...

Adriana Lima Is Off the Market

Gentlemen (and ladies, I suppose), it's time to put those Adriana Lima fantasies to rest. The supermodel got engaged to her basketball star boyfriend, Marko Jaric, on Thursday night -- Adriana's birthday -- says Jaric's publicist. "He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love," says publicist James Weir. Damn. They got that statement out, like, seconds after the actual engagement happened. Impressive, kids. ...

Lily Allen Strikes Back at Perez

Okay, okay, I know, there's been a lot of Perez-hating around here lately. But this time it's coming from Lily Allen, not me. On her most recent MySpace blog, Lily strikes back about Perez posting the following: In her blog rant from earlier today, Lily Allen spread a bunch of lies, most of which are easily debunked. Like this one! Claims the British trainwreck, "And this is not meant in any way [to be mean] but I'd never heard of Katy Perry before I came here [to L.A.] a few days ago, I didn't even know she was on Capitol." Uhmm, liar! Sources c...

Predictably, Insiders at Grey’s Anatomy Are Not Happy That Katherine Heigl Is Being Such a Bitch to Them

Remember how Katherine Heigl was all like "I'm not even going to try to win an Emmy this year because our writers suck so hard"? Yeah. So, um, the writers didn't take that so great. Says a GA insider: “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material? It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place." Heh. What Katherine really wants is for them to ...

Pam and Tommy: Back On!

Oooooooooof course. These two are like the Ross & Rachel of the real world. Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are reportedly living together again. Pamela and the kids have moved in with me,” Tommy tells Rolling Stone. “It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together ... We’ve only given it a try 800 times — 801, here we go.” Note: I know this photo includes Courtney Love, and Courtney Love has nothing to do with this s...

Tila Tequila Would Just Like You to Know That Gay Marriage Is Legal in California Because of Her

"It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she told Us Magazine recently. "Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal." OMG. I can't even begin to count all the things that are incorrect about that statement. But seriously, you guys, you can all sleep soundly tonight, knowing that gay marriage has gained not only widespread ...

Dr. Drew Apologizes for Tom Cruise Comments (Sorta)

I already weighed in on how stupid I feel it was of Dr. Drew Pinsky to run his mouth about Tom Cruise to Playboy, and apparently now Drew is realizing it was a mistake, too. So he's apologizing. Sort of. In a statement through his own lawyer, Drew says: "Dr. Drew meant no harm to Mr. Cruise and apologizes if his comments were hurtful ... Although Mr. Fields's [Tom's lawyer] intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosi...