Kate Hudson is hanging out in Toronto with Lance Armstrong and his three kids -- son Luke and twin girls Isabelle and Grace. On Fathers Day, she took the kiddos out to get some ice cream. Damn, sucking up to the kids already? Kate must be really into this dude.
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I am home. And not a moment too soon.
My cats are HUGE.
And not just in comparison to my tiny dog.
I have no idea what my father has been feeding them in my absence. Whole sheep, I assume. They are enormous. They have all doubled in size. Ashley, the littlest one, has always been very, very small, even as an adult. She still has the teeny tiny head, but now it sits atop an enormous monstrosity of a body. It looks ridiculous and hilarious, honestly, and I'd find it way more funny if I weren't so concerned about her health right now.
This is terribly ironic, as my father is a physician who specializes in nutrition and weight loss. He's had a great deal of success over a 30-year career of working with humans. But he needs more practice with cats.
The cats don't even seem to be upset about the dog. This is because acting upset would require movement, and they are too fat to move. They just kind of stare at him and sigh loudly. Max managed a little swat at Leo before collapsing. This is so sad.
I am not going to post their photos yet. I am embarrassed for them. They are coming home to Seattle, being put on a serious diet and exercise program, and then they will make their Evil Beet debut when they are cute again. />I am home. And not a moment too soon.
My cats are HUGE.
And not just in comparison to my tiny dog.
I have no idea what my father has been feeding them in my absence. Whole sheep, I assume. They are enormous. They have all doubled in size. Ashley, the littlest one, has always been very, very small, even as an adult. She still has the teeny tiny head, but now it sits atop an enormous monstrosity of a body. It looks ridiculous and hilarious, honestly, and I'd find it way more funny if I weren't...
Here's the video for the new Pussycat Dolls song, "When I Grow Up." Britney Spears filmed a cameo for it, and it was cut. I really don't understand why. Not even Britney Spears could have lowered the level of class in this video.
It's kind of even a stretch to call this a song. It's more like a chant you make up with your bunkmates at Girl Scout Camp or some shit.
Look, people can talk all the shit they want about bloggers, but at least I'm not gyrating on faux construction sites for a living. I mean, really. />
Here's the video for the new Pussycat Dolls song, "When I Grow Up." Britney Spears filmed a cameo for it, and it was cut. I really don't understand why. Not even Britney Spears could have lowered the level of class in this video.
It's kind of even a stretch to call this a song. It's more like a chant you make up with your bunkmates at Girl Scout Camp or some shit.
Look, people can talk all the shit they want about bloggers, but at least I'm not gyrating on faux construction sites for a ...
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I thought I was, and then I found this photo.
I have no idea what Whoopi Goldberg is wearing or why.
But I will tell you this, very clearly, so that there's no confusion: I would very much like to have sex with Adam Duritz. Call me, Adam. ...
Mary-Louise Parker narrowly avoids an upskirt in the audience of the Tony awards.
She looks fantastic, though.
And this is the first and last you'll hear about the Tonys around here. Ah, live theater. As accessible as it is entertaining....
Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart out for a stroll in West Hollywood.
Ruby is very interested in her hands.
And the tank top tucked into the jeans that Jennifer's rocking? I actually really like that look. I know I shouldn't, but I do. I think it's because I have stomach envy. I mean, some women store fat in their arms, some women store it in their legs, some in their butt. I store fat in my stomach. It's like my body's Fort Knox of fat. No matter what I do, I can't lose my tummy fat. Thus I could never look cute li...
Really?
What took them so long?
Clearwater police are investigating threatening phone calls made by a member of John Graziano's family to the family of Terry Bollea, also known as Hulk Hogan, according to Clearwater police spokesman Doug Matthews.
Matthews could not say which member of the Graziano family allegedly made the threats; nor could he say which member of the Bollea family received them.
Morris "Sandy" Weinberg, an attorney for Nick Bollea, 17, who is serving a jail sent...
What? It's June, people. It's very important to stay well-hydrated. Clearly Kid Pebble did not pack enough juice boxes when he partied into the wee hours of the morning at Central London's Whisky Mist nightclub, because he failed to appear as scheduled on stage at the Download Festival the next day. He had been hospitalized for "dehydration."
Dehydration was a very serious summer issue in Arizona, where I grew up. We were lectured again and again about the importance of drinking water all da...
Everyone's hanging out with their fathers this weekend. This includes publicists, paparazzi and the rest of the media machine, so we don't have anything much going on.
Here's Abby Breslin at the premiere of Kit Kittredge: An American Girl. I like this photo because it makes her look about two feet tall. ...
I guess he is, because his wife was arrested for DUI in Fullerton this weekend.
Her name is Shante Broadus, and she's been married to Snoop since 1997. She was taken to jail in Fullerton and released. There was no one else in the car.
Look at this chick! She's been doing a lot more than drinking and driving. That is some serious crack-face. You'd think Snoop would have ditched her ass long ago. ...