"She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though." Billy Bob Thornton, at the launch of his new album with The Boxmasters. I really can't tell if Billy Bob was joking around or being serious. If he was being serious, then, damn, he's the one who needs to wake up from the dream. Jennifer Anist...

I didn't even know they existed! But Hugh Laurie has one! While talking about life in the fame lane, hottie Laurie has this to say: “[Being famous means that] you can get a table in a restaurant. But then you've got to go past a line of people who can't get a table - and that's a bad feeling. I've [been given] a Burger King Gold Card.” A Burger King Gold Card entitles one to free Burger King, ostensibly for life. Click here to read a funny store Jay Leno wrote about his. I'll po...

CONGRATULATIONS, Lindsay! Your uncanny ability to make your call times and, you know, do your job with some level of competence have warranted you an entire article on People.com. This is how slow the celebrity world has been lately. This is why I have to talk about my cats and my dog constantly. I wish this election would hurry up and end so that everybody can start focusing on what's really important: documenting the moral demise of former Disney stars. Miley and Selena, I'm looking a...

So this song came on my (beloved) Sirius radio yesterday, and I got really really excited. I forgot how much this song rocks. Remember when this song was, like, the biggest thing ever back in the late '90s? I was a freshman in college when it was released, and I remember someone wrote all the lyrics, in huge chalk letters, across the walls of my dorm. I worked at Blockbuster that summer, and this song (and the corresponding video) was a part of the 60-minute teaser video that runs in the store over and over again. I eventually hated this song with all my heart. I associated it with all that was evil in the world. But I've had some distance from it now, and I was able to fall in love with it again this weekend. Unfortunately, Sony has the music video on lockdown. I spent like half an hour scouring YouTube for a version of it that was embeddable, with no success. So here's a version of it layered over clips of Will & Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean. If you want to watch the actual music video, click here. /> So this song came on my (beloved) Sirius radio yesterday, and I got really really excited. I forgot how much this song rocks. Remember when this song was, like, the biggest thing ever back in the late '90s? I was a freshman in college when it was released, and I remember someone wrote all the lyrics, in huge chalk letters, across the walls of my dorm. I worked at Blockbuster that summer, and this song (and the corresponding video) was a part of the 60-minute teaser video that runs in the store over...