Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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"I remained an extremely conservative, well-controlled woman who refused to be intimate with anyone until she found the person with whom she wanted to spend her life. I've never been with any other man." Anne Rice, author of the very sexual Interview with the Vampire novels, about her husband of 41 years, Stan Rice, who passed away in 2002. Anne also wrote several pornographic novels under a pseudonym. Oh, Anne. They don't make 'em like you anymore. ...

Sex and the Surgery

Page Six is reporting that, soon after the SatC movie premiered in NYC, both Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon had a little work done. "Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed," said an insider. "They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week." The folks at Page Six point out that Kristin Davis usually does wear long hems. Nixon's rep denied the surgery, and Davis' rep had no comment. ...

Stephen and the Amazing Technicolor Spice Girls Tattoo

I have been looking for an excuse to run the photo of Stephen's full-color Spice Girls tattoo on this blog forever. There were two problems: I didn't have an excuse, and I didn't have a photo. I now have a photo. So I'm making up an excuse. Tonight, for the first time since my "vacation" started, I actually had a chance to go out and party with my friends. I met up with Stephen and Rebecca, two of my best friends from high school, at Zen 32, our old sushi hangout. Stephen -- if you hadn't alrea...

Ali Lohan Is a Troll

Lindsay's Mini-Me is reportedly the director's top choice for the lead role in a remake of 1986's Troll. "She was great [in her audition]," says the director, John Carl Buechler. "The camera loves her. She's a really good actress ... I am personally going to fight for her." You know, it's actually kind of cool to watch this all happen. Gossip has been really slow lately, and I blame that in part on the upcoming U.S. election, but I think we're also just seeing a little lull while gossip's cast members change shifts. Paris an...

But Some of My Best Friends Are Black!

After Denise Richards "leaked" some voicemail messages from Charlie Sheen, including one where he calls her the N-word (the transcript is after the jump), Sheen has released this apology: "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings." Sheen added, however, that "three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis" because "my c...

Well Look Who’s Gonna Get Fat Again

Charlotte Church, age 22, is expecting her second child with Gavin Henson. From her blog: Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson are delighted to announce that they are expecting another baby. The couple are thrilled, as are their immediate families. Meanwhile, Charlotte has confirmed that she will fulfill her commitment to Channel 4 to present the third series of The Charlotte Church Show in July and August of this year. I like that she says their "immediate families" are thrilled. As t...

Jamie-Lynn Labor to Be Induced Soon?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie-Lynn Spears will have labor induced in the next 24 to 48 hours due to complications in her pregnancy. She had an ultrasound last week, indicating her baby may be in breech position. Britney and her father left LA this morning on a Delta commercial flight to get out to Mississippi, where Jamie's planning to deliver the baby. Reports say that Jamie-Lynn and Casey plan to name the baby a combination of their two names, either Cailynn or Cassie. J...

Katy Perry Actually Kissed a Girl

How cute. The "I Kissed a Girl" singer was partying at Villa in Los Angeles Saturday when the deejay spotted her and blasted the hit for the crowd. Perry, in a funky unitard, stood up on the banquette, leaned down and planted a lingering kiss on the mouth of a girlfriend in front of everyone. So, so, so cliche. For her sake, I hope she was wasted when this happened. And who the hell wears a "funky unitard" these days? ...