Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lookin’ Good, Kate!

Kate Gosselin was on Larry King tonight looking gorgeous (not exactly well-rested, but calm and beautiful) and basically doing exactly what she's been doing for months now -- looking like the way better parent. However, she doesn't straight-up come out and diss Jon -- she says he's a good father, but they differ on the actions he's taking right now. Very nice, Miz Gosselin. Also -- say what you will about Larry King, the man's a brilliant interviewer. /> Kate Gosselin was on Larry King tonight looking gorgeous (not exactly well-rested, but calm and beautiful) and basically doing exactly what she's been doing for months now -- looking like the way better parent. However, she doesn't straight-up come out and diss Jon -- she says he's a good father, but they differ on the actions he's taking right now. Very nice, Miz Gosselin. Also -- say what you will about Larry King, the man's a brilliant interviewer. ...

You Should Totally Go Buy ABC’s TV on DVD

brosis3_d I asked, and you guys delivered. It looks like plenty of you have very strong relationships with some of these ABC shows. I can't thank you guys enough for your help on this, you totally came through for me. And now, as created by you, the readers, here are some of the reasons you should go buy ABC's TV on DVD series ... Reasons to Watch Desperate Housewives 1) It is LOL funny. The have great writing and dialogue and some of the best one liners. 2) Even though they all have faults...

Hey Team. Help Me Do My Job. (And Help ABC Do Theirs Too.)

samwho2_d Hi guys! You know I don't front with y'all (I put the apostrophe in the right place so BOW THE FUCK DOWN all y'all who always call me out on that) so I'm gonna be straight-up: I'm kind of fucked. Let me start from the beginning. I'm running a business here. Businesses need revenue, and in my case I generate revenue when RealNetworks sells ad sponsorships for this adorable website we all love so much. Sometimes I am a little bit involved in the pitching process of these sponsorships ...

Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing on Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer

3479_i7_anna7 Because that is what I do these days. I don't even understand this quote Stephen gave to Nylon magazine, but I love it: The thing about vampirism is that it taps into a female point of view – you have an old-fashioned gentleman with manners who is a fucking killer… it’s an interesting duality, because in our present society it would be an odd thing for a woman to say, ‘I want my man to be physical with me.’ How, as a modern man, can you fucking work that? It’s one thing to be polite and ...

Plugging Shit My Cousins Do: “A Long, Long Time Ago and Essentially True”

long-long-time-ago-cover Hello loves! Need an amazing book to read for the end of summer? Head on over to Amazon and pick up a copy of my cousin Brigid Pasulka's debut novel, A Long, Long Time Ago and Essentially True. Here are some of the things the critics are saying about her novel: National Geographic: Pasulka poignantly portrays Poland's checkerboard history in the latter half of the 20th century and the evolution of its national character under Nazi occupation, Soviet Communism, and post-Soviet capitalism. With a passion for Poland that suffuses each page, A Lo...

Milla Mool-Ti-Pass Weds Director Paul Anderson

paul_anderson_milla_jovovich I'm sure Milla Jovovich has done plenty of important things in her career besides be the chick in The Fifth Element who was all like "Moooolteeeepasss" but I don't really care about any of it. All I want to do is watch the clips of her saying "multipass" over and over and over again. It's one of my favorite moments in all of cinema. (My very favorite is, as you all know, the Lindsay Lohan Georgia Rules row-boat blow-job scene.) Milla Multipass tied the knot this weekend with her longtime bo...

Katherine and Josh: Still Going Strong!

90823m1_heigl_b-gr_01 America may hate Katherine Heigl, but her husband Josh Kelley has yet to give up on her. The twosome were spotted shopping on Robertson this weekend, alone with Katie's mom, Nancy. Katherine was sucking on a lollipop with nary a cigarette in sight. IMHO, she looks like she's put on a little bit of weight, too. So ... maybe she's quit smoking and the weight gain is a result of that. Or maybe she quit smoking because she's pregnant and the weight gain is a combination of those two factors. Or may...

Amy Winehouse Returns to the Stage, Stands Upright Reasonably Well

Here's some nice news for the day -- Amy Winehouse made a surprise appearance at The Specials' performance at the UK's V Festival on Saturday night, and you can actually watch her performance without wondering the whole time if she's going to die mid-note. She's standing on her own two feet pretty well, and she sounds as good as can be expected. I'm far from convinced that she's completely better, but this is a nice start. Here's hopin' for ya, Ames. /> Here's some nice news for the day -- Amy Winehouse made a surprise appearance at The Specials' performance at the UK's V Festival on Saturday night, and you can actually watch her performance without wondering the whole time if she's going to die mid-note. She's standing on her own two feet pretty well, and she sounds as good as can be expected. I'm far from convinced that she's completely better, but this is a nice start. Here's hopin' for ya, Ames. ...

Ryan Jenkins Found Dead in Canada

It's not the resolution I was hoping for, but it's a resolution. Ryan Jenkins, the VH1 star accused of murdering his wife, model Jasmine Fiore, was found dead in a hotel room in Canada. He hung himself. Ryan's crime against his wife was especially brutal -- he had extracted her teeth and removed her fingers in an attempt to keep her from being identified. Police eventually ID'd her using the serial numbers on her breasts. I don't have much to say here. This is heartbreaking and horrific, and it reveals an aspect of human nature on which I have no grasp. VH1 immediately pulled the show he starred on, Megan Wants a Millionaire, after he became the prime suspect in Jasmine's death. I'm pleased with them for making that decision. Here's hoping we can all stay classy here and not try to profit further on such a fucking horrific tragedy. I'm not even going to run a pic of him here because I can't find one in which he doesn't look like a smug and disgusting asshole. />It's not the resolution I was hoping for, but it's a resolution. Ryan Jenkins, the VH1 star accused of murdering his wife, model Jasmine Fiore, was found dead in a hotel room in Canada. He hung himself. Ryan's crime against his wife was especially brutal -- he had extracted her teeth and removed her fingers in an attempt to keep her from being identified. Police eventually ID'd her using the serial numbers on her breasts. I don't have much to say here. This is heartbreaking and horrific, and...

New Moon Trailer!!!

This new trailer for the latest film in the Twilight saga is called "Meet Jacob Black." Personally, I think it should be called "Meet Jacob Black's Biceps." Or maybe, simply, "Beet Was Right All Along About How Freakin' Hot Taylor Lautner Was Going to Be." Needless to say, I like it. But I wonder how Robert Pattinson's going to handle it when Taylor emerges as the big male star this go-around. Or is he going to be too busy having sex with Kristen Stewart to notice? /> This new trailer for the latest film in the Twilight saga is called "Meet Jacob Black." Personally, I think it should be called "Meet Jacob Black's Biceps." Or maybe, simply, "Beet Was Right All Along About How Freakin' Hot Taylor Lautner Was Going to Be." Needless to say, I like it. But I wonder how Robert Pattinson's going to handle it when Taylor emerges as the big male star this go-around. Or is he going to be too busy having sex with Kristen Stewart to notice? ...

Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart Threesome Sex Tape Hits the Internet

Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, Kari Ann Peniche Threesome Sex Tape Pictures Photos Oh good. I was getting bored. So it's nice to see that Defamer got their hands on this videotape of Noxema girl Rebecca Gayheart and husband Dane Cook Eric Dane getting high and naked with disgraced beauty queen-turned-Hollywood-madam Kari Ann Peniche (you may also recognize the name because she was engaged to Aaron Carter for a few seconds). The tape was collected as evidence in LAPD's investigation of Peniche's prostitution operation. (Although word on the street is that she'd been showin...

Your Daily Lohan [Not!]

3437_i1_apaleview1 Look you guys, it's Lindsay Lohan Audrina Fucking Patridge posing for the new issue of Nylon magazine. The accompanying "article" is basically all light stuff like: "blah blah blah my acting blah blah blah my movie blah blah blah" and then they drop the real bomb: Mark Burnett is still signed on to produce a reality show around Audrina. Just Audrina. I can't wrap my mind around this. Mark Burnett is serious business. Everything he touches turns to television gold. Why, why, why choose Audrina? Do we re...