Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ugh

So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my foot. It has swollen to the size of my head and also b) Missed seeing the love of my life Taylor Momsen, who was at the same restaurant as us, and all my friends saw her when they were up at the bar, where I wasn't because I couldn't walk. So now I am sitting in a pull-out bed with frozen peas on my foot, stealing pain killers from Tiffany, and going to bed and hopefully being ambular in the morning. Oh, and Tony Hawk's wife had a girl. No word yet on the Angelina babies. />So we went to the Boat Basin tonight to have dinner, and I a) Tripped on the walk there, because I am graceful like that, and seem to have seriously sprained and/or otherwise injured my foot. It has swollen to the size of my head and also b) Missed seeing the love of my life Taylor Momsen, who was at the same restaurant as us, and all my friends saw her when they were up at the bar, where I wasn't because I couldn't walk. So now I am sitting in a pull-out bed with frozen peas on my foot,...

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"I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff. I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her. He's the best in the game at that. I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman. I'm secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!" Spencer Pratt, apologizing for the mean comments he made about Mary-Kate Olsen (and keeping himself in the media another day). And sorry I've been gone all day. I worked in...

Amy Winehouse Checks Herself Out of London Hospital, Then Back In

Sigh. Amy Winehouse reportedly threw a fit and left the London hospital where she's been treated for the past two weeks. She then partied until 4:30 in the morning and returned home to continue the party with some friends. However, word is that the next day she checked herself back into the hospital. I have a T-shirt that I bought at some novelty shop that says "In and Out of Rehab Like It's My Job." I thought it was funny, given my job, but it's all I can think about while writing this story. Get your shit toge...

Joe Francis SUED Again!

And this time it doesn't even have anything to do with filming naked underage girls! We're making progress! Joey Boy Francis was sued by the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas for unpaid gambling debts. TWO MILLION DOLLARS of unpaid gambling debts. “As far as Mr. Francis is concerned, his obligations to the Wynn hotel have been fully lived up to per prior agreements,” said his spokesperson. Uh ... what the HELL does that mean? "Prior arrangements"???? I wanna know what Joe Francis and Steve Wynn were getting up to in that penthouse...

The Rhapsody MP3 Store Party!

First off: for those of you who are all like "How come you never post photos of yourself on this site???", here you go. A photo of me. On this site. Are we all happy now? Hooray. Now let's talk about the party tonight to celebrate the launch of the Rhapsody MP3 store, where you can download tracks at iTunes prices, but in MP3 format, so they'll play anywhere you want them to play. It's actually a really cool product. I was explaining it to my sister, like, "You know how when you buy a song f...

We Interrupt This Celebrity Gossip to Bring You New Pictures of Leo

Okay okay. So I finally got a new cord to connect my laptop to my digital camera, after Leo ate the original one, and I'm just so excited about all the recent pictures I've taken of Leo that I have to post them before I do anything else. The one above is my absolute favorite picture of him ever. It was taken at the airport before we left for NYC. More adorableness below. Most of these pics are either from this trip or our road trip a couple weeks ago. [gallery]...

Jessica Simpson Eats at the Olive Garden!!!

My respect for Jessica Simpson just increased tenfold. Jessica eats at the Olive Garden. Anyone who eats at the Olive Garden is okay in my book. It's my favorite restaurant ever. Jessica and Tony Romo met up with Tony's family at the Olive Garden in Janesville, Wisconsin. Tony grew up in a nearby city and was in town to play in a golf tournament. Jess reportedly walked in holding hands with Tony and cuddled with him throughout the whole meal. Okay, okay. I guess they're rea...