I'd nearly forgotten, and so, it seems, have all of New York's theatergoers. The much-hyped Broadway revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons, in which Katie Holmes will star, is having some trouble selling tickets. "I bought 1,000 tickets to the show," says one broker. "I still have them." Compare this to Nicole Kidman's 1998 B'way role in The Blue Room, which sold out like crazy and landed a then-lesser-known Nicole on the cover of Newsweek. (In fairness, Nicole got naked in that play.) No...

After years of being the laughingstock of blogs and tabloids the world around, Mary-Kate Olsen is back on our radar as a Very Serious Actress. She rocks the cover of Elle this month, and had the interviewer meet her at trapeze class. So she's still kind of crazy. But the article basically discusses how well-respected she is in the fashion industry -- a lot of very big names have very kind things to say about her. I'd love nothing more than to see an Olsen twin emerge as a successful a...

Heh, sometimes I forget how much I'm in love with Lindsay Lohan, and then she does something like throw a prom-themed 22nd birthday party, and my heart's all aflutter for her once more. Lindsay showed up at her prom-themed fete at Teddy's on Wednesday night wearing a pink chiffon minidress. Samantha Ronson wore -- a tuxedo. Yes. Love it, love it. DJ AM provided the music, and celeb guests included Joel and Benji Madden, David Spade, Audrina Patridge, Sean Stewart and Evan Ross. Of course...

Okay so today, on Foot Injury Day, you guys are just getting a series of stupid YouTube videos because I'm too hurted to do things that require thought. This one honestly brought tears to my eyes. Soooo amazing!! I spoke on the phone to a podiatrist who said I probably had a small fracture, but that I would be fine to fly home and then go to an ER in Seattle, which is my plan. My amazing wonderful beautiful friend Tiffany is out getting me an Ace bandage wrap and an ice pack for the plane. And my OTHER amazing wonderful beautiful friend Trish offered to pick me up at the airport and take me to the hospital. I am such a lucky young woman to have such incredible friends. My entire foot is now blue, which had me worried that my foot was dying and was going to fall off, but after describing it to the podiatrist he said it was just bruising and that my foot would survive. So I guess I'm getting a wheelchair at the airport and sucking it up. /> Okay so today, on Foot Injury Day, you guys are just getting a series of stupid YouTube videos because I'm too hurted to do things that require thought. This one honestly brought tears to my eyes. Soooo amazing!! I spoke on the phone to a podiatrist who said I probably had a small fracture, but that I would be fine to fly home and then go to an ER in Seattle, which is my plan. My amazing wonderful beautiful friend Tiffany is out getting me an Ace bandage wrap and an ice pack for the plane. ...

http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can't concentrate on anything. However, as I was sitting at my computer trying to do research, Tiffany was sitting at her computer listening to this. I was like, "What the hell is that? Send it to me ASAP." So this is what you guys are getting in lieu of actual well-researched celebrity gossip. It kills time just as well, I promise. Here's the backstory:

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better. I won’t even tell you my favorite parts because i don’t want to ruin anything. Just listen.

Enjoy! />http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos So, you guys, I would currently be researching and writing interesting celebrity gossip stories for you, but my fucking foot hurts so bad I can't concentrate on anything. However, as I was sitting at my computer trying to do research, Tiffany was sitting at her computer listening to this. I was like, "What the hell is that? Send it to me ASAP." So this is what you guys are getting in lieu of actual well-researched celebrity gossip. ...

Angie's presence in the hospital appears to be merely a precaution for now. She won't be giving birth for at least a couple more weeks. "Angelina's pregnancy has gone very well so far and she has absolutely no problems at all," obstetrician Dr. Michel Sussman said at a press conference from outside Nice's Lenval hospital, before delivering the blow. "But she still has at least two or three weeks to go until she gives birth and she'll most certainly be staying in the hospital until after she gives birth." TOTAL cocktease!!!...

You guys, this is what my foot looks like right now. I have to be at the airport in about five hours. I cannot walk. I have done a great deal of tripping and hurting my foot in my life, but it has never been this bad. I literally cannot put any pressure on it without it hurting horribly. I have been hopping around Tiffany's house on one leg since last night, and her downstairs neighbors are probably trying to get her evicted as we speak. I called my mom and she suggested I call t...