Congratulations to Nicole Kidman, who gave birth to a healthy girl, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban, on Monday morning. Mother and baby are doing well. What's with the name Sunday? Do you think Nicole thought it was still Sunday when she delivered? Oops!...

Sigh. The Osbournes just won't quit. The quirky (read: annoying and overexposed) family has signed with Fox to do six episodes of a variety show. Yeah, that's right, a variety show. Because that's what American audiences care about these days. The plan is to blend musical performances by the Osbournes and others with comedy sketches, as well as a game-show element and audience participation bits. Oh, man, this totally means Kelly Osbourne's going to try to kick-start that music career once again. And to make matters worse, t...

Everyone's looking to make money in India! Snoop Dogg has teamed up with Bollywood superstar Akshay Kumar to record a track for the theme song of a new B'wood flick, Singh Is King. Video above. OMG, I love Bollywood so much. Everything about this is so wonderful. /> Everyone's looking to make money in India! Snoop Dogg has teamed up with Bollywood superstar Akshay Kumar to record a track for the theme song of a new B'wood flick, Singh Is King. Video above. OMG, I love Bollywood so much. Everything about this is so wonderful....

Whether or not he's porking Madonna, A-Rod's wife has decided she doesn't want any more of his rod. She will file for divorce on Monday, according to reports, blaming the split on Alex's extramarital affairs. "She feels that she has exhausted every opportunity to salvage the marriage, and that Alex has emotionally abandoned her and the children and has left her with no choice but to divorce him," says her lawyer. Ugh. I couldn't possibly be more bored by this story. ...

Couple of the Year Paris Hilton and Benji Madden hit up Las Vegas this weekend for the Torres vs. Holt fight at Planet Hollywood. Note the "PH" ring on Benji's ring finger. Could this really be it for Paris Hilton? Could our Party Princess finally be settling down? Man, I hope so. I wouldn't mind having her off the gossip scene for awhile. ...

Pam Anderson was -- what's the word? -- totally fucking wasted at her 41st birthday party at LAX this weekend. The normally photogenic Pam can't even seem to look directly into the camera in most of these shots. She's wasted out of her mind and hanging all over every guy there -- including Criss Angel. Tommy Lee was nowhere to be found. I'm giving Pam a rare pass on this because it was her birthday party (albeit her 41st) but seriously Pam I never again want to hear you talk about h...

Finally! Madonna herself has issued a statement denying that she and Guy Ritchie are divorcing or that she's romantically involved with Alex Rodriguez: My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study. Hooray!...

You guys didn't really think you were going to get through a 4th of July without having to watch new video of Leo (and the cats!), did you? I got him a very adorable Independence Day shirt at Petco, and he actually didn't mind it at all. He looked just precious! I actually LOST him for an hour earlier in the day. I have NO IDEA how or when he got out, but somehow he did. At some point I was like, "You know, I haven't seen Leo in awhile," and started frantically searching the apartment for him. When I couldn't find him in the apartment, I ran out into the hall and started searching there. Leo was nowhere to be found. I ran into a group of people in the hall and I was like "Have you guys seen a little dog in a red shirt???" and they were like, "Oh, yeah, he's up on the deck. Chris has had him for like an hour." My neighbor Chris, who lives two floors above me, had discovered Leo in his apartment. No one is entirely sure how he got onto the fifth floor or into Chris's apartment, but he did. And the whole time he was missing I was like "OMG I shouldn't have put him in that little shirt! He looks extra cute! People are going to be even more incentivized to steal him!!!" But thank goodness he came home safe and sound. He'd had an Independence Day adventure. I invited a few friends over for a little party, and my friend Emily came over early to help me prepare, and we decided to take some video of Leo and the cats since they wouldn't hold still for photos. Ashley's not in any of the videos, because she was hiding beneath the bed the whole time, because that is what Ashley does. After the rest of the girls came over, we played some Guitar Hero and then headed up to the deck to watch the fireworks display, which was incredible. They had 3-D squares and smiley faces and everything! I turned to Emily like, "You know, I think fireworks technology has improved significantly since I was a kid," and Emily was like, "The good ol' Chinese." And then we laughed forever, because people in another country invented and perfected the technology we use as a symbol of our own country's independence. I hope you all had a safe and fun Fourth of July! /> You guys didn't really think you were going to get through a 4th of July without having to watch new video of Leo (and the cats!), did you? I got him a very adorable Independence Day shirt at Petco, and he actually didn't mind it at all. He looked just precious! I actually LOST him for an hour earlier in the day. I have NO IDEA how or when he got out, but somehow he did. At some point I was like, "You know, I haven't seen Leo in awhile," and started frantically searching the apartment fo...

For those of you who are interested, here's the trailer for the new Mary-Kate Olsen film The Wackness. It doesn't look like MK has that big a role, but she sure is adorable when she's on screen. /> For those of you who are interested, here's the trailer for the new Mary-Kate Olsen film The Wackness. It doesn't look like MK has that big a role, but she sure is adorable when she's on screen. ...