It's time for another round of Guess That Celebrity! This one's way juicier -- and funnier -- than the first, IMHO. (By the way, in case you didn't figure it out, the first one was Vincent Gallo. And shame on those of you who guessed Andy Dick. Andy Dick doesn't sleep, silly people! Naked or otherwise! He's WAY too coked up for that!) So ... guess that celebrity!!! Thanks again to the kids at Garden Party for putting these together. /> It's time for another round of Guess That Celebrity! This one's way juicier -- and funnier -- than the first, IMHO. (By the way, in case you didn't figure it out, the first one was Vincent Gallo. And shame on those of you who guessed Andy Dick. Andy Dick doesn't sleep, silly people! Naked or otherwise! He's WAY too coked up for that!) So ... guess that celebrity!!! Thanks again to the kids at Garden Party for putting these together. ...

OMG you guys. It's almost 5 am and I still can't sleep. I think it has something to do with the fact that I slept most of the day on Monday, but I can't be sure of that. And the bummer about Seattle is that the days are super-long -- meaning the sun is already coming up. The birds will start chirping soon and I will have to remind myself that I have, in fact, not done cocaine in a really, really long time, let alone last night. But the whole experience will perturb me exceptionally. Any...

I'm not kidding. Despite the fact that the U.S. federal government refuses to admit to the medicinal uses of marijuana, they have owned the patent on medicinal uses of marijuana since 2003. Applied for in 2001! Here's part of the abstract: US Patent 6630507 - Cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants Cannabinoids have been found to have antioxidant properties, unrelated to NMDA receptor antagonism. This new found property makes cannabinoids useful in the treatment an...

With the amount of time Matthew spends shirtless, the poor kid's not going to know whose nipple to suck on. He's also probably going to know how to surf before he knows how to walk. Camila Alves gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Monday evening. Says Matty in a statement: "A healthy baby boy was born. Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — Having a child and makin...

Okay, so I have to tell you guys this story. When I was in New York City with my sister, we got spray tans. I think I mentioned this previously. We were just wandering around the West Village, and we saw this spray tan place called Color Tanning, and I was like, "Ooh, let's get spray tans!" We went inside and talked to the girl there, and she said it would be $90 each for the spray tans. Now, that was pretty steep, but I figured, hey, we're in New York, and this would be a fun thing to do with my little sister. So I said okay, sure, let's go for it. So we get our spray tans, and we look damn good, not too orange, and I generally feel it's worth the money. Plus the girl gives us these little kits of lotions for our face and bodies, and the lotions are awesome, and it's all good. Today, I check my credit card bill online, and Color Tanning has charged me for over $450. I figure there must be some mistake, so I call them up to explain the situation. I talked to the same girl who did our spray tans, and she was like, "Oh, well the tans were $90 and the lotion kits were $120." I was like "WHAT???" There was NO FREAKING MENTION of those lotion kits costing me ANYTHING. She gave them to use like they were freebies that came along with a $90 freaking tan! Absolutely NO HINT that the fucking lotion kits cost MORE THAN THE TAN. I mean, in fairness, I guess I did sign the credit card receipt without looking too carefully, but still. That shit should be illegal. You should have to tell people when you're selling them something and not act like it's free so that you can get a commission on it. I called my sister to tell her about it, and to warn her not to spill a drop of this precious, precious lotion, and she was like "You should report her to the Better Business Bureau!" And I was like, "Eh, that's too much work," and then she was like, "You know what? You should BLOG about it!" And I was like, "Oooh, I like that idea much better." So anyway. COLOR TANNING. IN MANHATTAN'S WEST VILLAGE. SUCKS. />Okay, so I have to tell you guys this story. When I was in New York City with my sister, we got spray tans. I think I mentioned this previously. We were just wandering around the West Village, and we saw this spray tan place called Color Tanning, and I was like, "Ooh, let's get spray tans!" We went inside and talked to the girl there, and she said it would be $90 each for the spray tans. Now, that was pretty steep, but I figured, hey, we're in New York, and this would be a fun thing to do...

Before I begin, I would just like to take a minute to express my sincere admiration for the American paparazzi. When Madonna and her clan are in London, we get a good photo of the kids maybe once a month, usually even less often. It's almost like the British photographers respect the private lives of her underage offspring. Here in the U.S., we are burdened by no such scruples. Since the Madge Clan has been in NYC, there are like 18,000 new photos of these kids on assorted photo services ever...