I have to admit it: my opinion of Anne Hathaway has done a 180. I am such a sick person, but now that it turns out she was in a long-term relationship with a world-class con man, I like the girl a WHOLE heckuva lot more. Character flaws! Always the fastest way to my heart. Anne's been traveling the world to promote Get Smart, and she's been looking nothing short of stunning on red carpets from Mexico City to Rome to Madrid, which is her current stop. Perfectamundo! She's also done ...

Eh, I want to like Claire Danes, I really do. I liked her in My So-Called Life. But I cannot get over that whole thing where she stole Billy Crudup from Mary-Louise Parker after Mary-Louise got pregnant. Like, I'm sure, at this point, even Mary-Louise Parker is way over that. I, however, am not. I still kind of get a little bristly when I see Claire, even in this new relationship with Hugh Dancy. Anyway, here's Hugh and Claire at the Gucci show in Rome. They were the only U.S. stars ther...

Amy Winehouse looked a little confused but comparatively well put-together when she arrived at the Stapleford Centre in London today, which is supposedly a "rehab" in West London. I checked out their website, and they seem to be less of an inpatient rehab and more of a detox and naltrexone distribution center. They specifically state that they don't take a 12-step approach to dealing with addiction. Jesus, I think they're just injecting this girl with naltrexone and praying for the best....

Britney Spears -- and her new! blonde! extensions! -- are happy as can be as they leave an LA salon. Is it just me, or does this look like a smile of genuine happiness, and not of insanity? Oh, Britney, I hope you're getting closer to being all better. ...

The kiddo's name is Levi Alves McConaughey. Which is really something of a letdown. I was hoping his name would be more like Gravity Bong McConaughey. Oh well. Says Matthew: "Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person. Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: 'If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.'" I guess Levi is actually a very ...

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I have no idea how this video has previously escaped me, but I just found it and I had to share it with you guys. These are the conjoined Schappell twins in a country music video. I am not judging. I am merely posting. I find this interesting. I thought you might, too. Also, the Schappell twins are from Reading, Pennsylvania, which, I believe, is also where Jon and Kate Gosselin are from. What the hell is in the water in Reading? More videos of the twins can be found here. /> I have no idea how this video has previously escaped me, but I just found it and I had to share it with you guys. These are the conjoined Schappell twins in a country music video. I am not judging. I am merely posting. I find this interesting. I thought you might, too. Also, the Schappell twins are from Reading, Pennsylvania, which, I believe, is also where Jon and Kate Gosselin are from. What the hell is in the water in Reading? More videos of the twins can be found here. ...

Okay, I'm awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now. Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she'd heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven't been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ring would be more expensive than that. Now, onto the alcoholic of the moment, Cindy Brady aka Susan Olsen. I've included the video of her being hungover and almost puking during a radio station. But it gets more disturbing than that.

After the show, Olsen told KKTV she was hungover after having “plenty of wine” the night before. She responded to a question about running to the bathroom by saying, “Of course I threw up in the bathroom, it was better than throwing up on their face.” Olsen added she was not ashamed to have her 10-year-old son, who was by her side, see her in this state. “That’s the way kids learn,” she said. When defending her reason for telling all, Olsen said, “I’m a very, very, very honest person. I also am a person who doesn’t drink.”

Um, did you see or hear that kid during the interview? This is obviously a child who is used to watching his mother get fall-down drunk every single night. This is not the way kids learn. This is the way kids end up in years of therapy. You are not a person who doesn't drink, Susan Olsen. Nobody buying what you're selling. Get thee to a rehabbery. /> Okay, I'm awake, but only briefly. I plan to return to the comfort of my bed soon. Just wanted to check to see if anything super-important had happened since the time I went to bed (6 am) and now. Nothing has, except my aunt emailed me to tell me that she'd heard on the radio that Samantha Ronson bought Lindsay Lohan a $20K engagement ring. I haven't been able to find any confirmation of this, but there you go. Truly, nothing would make me happier than a SamLo engagement, but I think the ...

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