Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Most Important Event in the History of the World

The mayor of Nice, Christian Estrosi, held a press conference for reporters to show off the birth certificates of Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt and to spout a bunch of crap about how great it was that the Lords of the New World Order were birthed in his city. It's the new Jerusalem! He said: "On behalf of the inhabitants of Nice, I congratulate the happy parents, the most famous couple of the world who have chosen our city for this happy event. I also congratulate...

OMG This is TOTALLY Michael Lohan’s Child!

I don't need to see no DNA test. This girl looks JUST like Michael Lohan. Poor thing! Lindsay and Ali actually lucked out big time when they got Dina's end of the gene pool for their facial features. Little Ashley soon-to-be Lohan gave her first interview to ET. And she doesn't want to meet her dad! But she DOES want to meet her siblings. No duh!!! Girl smells MONEY! /> I don't need to see no DNA test. This girl looks JUST like Michael Lohan. Poor thing! Lindsay and Ali actually lucked out big time when they got Dina's end of the gene pool for their facial features. Little Ashley soon-to-be Lohan gave her first interview to ET. And she doesn't want to meet her dad! But she DOES want to meet her siblings. No duh!!! Girl smells MONEY!...

Adrianne Curry Strikes Back!

Do NOT fuck with Adrianne Curry, even if you ARE Mrs. Brady. After Florence Henderson went on record saying that Christopher Knight never should have married the ANTM winner, and implying that a divorce was on its way, Adrianne had a statement of her own. "For Florence Henderson to use the Television Critic's Association as a platform devoted only to disrespecting another individual who is completely unrelated to the Television movie she was supposed to be promoting is grossly unprofess...

More Naughty Pics of Miley

Some dude hacked into Miley Cyrus's phone and found these sexy photos of Miley, which she apparently sent to Nick Jonas back when they were dating. Bad girl! The same guy who hacked them says "I saw alot of juicy emails, but I never thought of saving them.. now I kick myself for not.. there where so many juicy emails that I read ... ones with her talking to nick about the night they fucked, etc." I ::heart:: Miley Cyrus. Can't wait until she starts hitting up the clubs. [gallery]...

Anthony Kiedis: Back on the Market!

Anothony Kiedis and his girlfriend, former model Heather Christie, have broken up. Christie is 22 years old, and she was only 19 when they started dating. The couple have one kid together, son Everly Bear, who was born in October. You'll recall that earlier in the year, Kiedis was pulled over for DUI ... with Everly in the car. "Anthony is a great dad and I will love him forever for giving me the gift of life," says Heather in a statement. "I really hope he finds what he's looking f...