Oh, this is appropriate.
OK! magazine has released a list of Hollywood's Best Dressed Little Girls.
Topping the list: Suri Cruise.
Other top-tenners include Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Willow Smith, Mathilda Ledger, Harlow Madden and Violet Affleck.
Pitting three-year-old girl against three-year-old girl.
Way to go, America.
Check out the full list here. ...
I wish there were more singing and dancing in the hallways of my high school. Mostly we were too busy sneaking off-campus to perform oral sex on each other. We didn't have time for musical numbers. I really feel like I missed out, in retrospect. />
I wish there were more singing and dancing in the hallways of my high school. Mostly we were too busy sneaking off-campus to perform oral sex on each other. We didn't have time for musical numbers. I really feel like I missed out, in retrospect. ...
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Rumor is that Kendra's not even really Hef's girlfriend, and that she wants the hell off the show.
"Holly and Bridget hate her," said one of Kendra's friends. "They're totally jealous. She has her own empire now. She's got a clothing line, a modeling career and an exercise empire. They're just sitting there hangin' with Hef."
The friend continues: "Kendra was never really Hef's girlfriend. She was cast for the show [E!'s 'The Girls Next Door'] because Bridget and Holly are old, and the...
Word on the street is that Khloe Kardashian -- you know, the one who looks like a tranny -- will be reporting to jail this coming Friday, to serve time for her DUI arrest last year.
She's been sentenced to 30 days, but may serve way less than that.
Sucks to drive drunk. ...
The long-term Hollywood couple -- you'll recall Jimmy left his wife for Sarah about five years back -- have called it quits.
"Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment," said Kimmel's publicist, although both Jimmy & Sarah's publicists did confirm the break-up.
I'd be sad here, but I think Sarah rocks and I think Jimmy's a piece of shit, so I'm happy about this.
I DO wanna know what went wrong, though. ...
Meet them here.
I must say, although I'm somewhat disappointed in these pictorials, I really really really want Olive Garden tonight. It's been way too long since I've had a date with my lover! (My lover, of course, being Olive Garden.) ...
On Thursday, Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss was charged with unlawful use of methamphetamine and possession of the painkiller hydrocodone without a prescription, stemming from her February 7 arrest.
"I have a bit of a substance abuse problem," she said to a local paper. She added that she's planning to enter rehab for the third time as early as this week.
Meanwhile, I'm upset about this mostly because it seems to have delayed the grand opening of the male brothel outside of Vegas that Fleiss has been working on forever. I wan...
Paris Hilton is on the water wagon.
The heiress has reportedly been foregoing alcohol at any number of Hollywood events recently.
Is she pregnant? Or does she just want people to think she is? Is she annoyed that she's like the only member of young Hollywood who has yet to pop out a Mini-Me?
This might be an approach they could integrate into Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. You stay sober for your family. You stay sober for your job. You stay sober for your health. And when all that fails, you stay sober to start rumors that you might be pregnant ... now that'...
Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan, who is weeks into filming Labor Pains without receiving any death threats from her costars or producers.
In fact, co-star Cheryl Hines raved about working with Lindsers recently:
"I have had a great time shooting with her, and when we have scenes together we have a lot of fun improvising," she said at the premiere of Space Chimps -- which I suppose is as appropriate a forum as any to tall about Lindsay Lohan. "It usually ends in a big laugh fest, and they ...