Quotables July 15, 2008Evil BeetMegan Fox “I should have toned up for 'Transformers' but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight. I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for 'Transformers' because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls ... I have a serious sugar tooth, so now I eat red-velvet cake before I go to bed every night, and if you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10 p.m." Super-hottie Megan Fox, about...
Suing Perez Per Usual July 15, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized I was wondering when this shit was gonna start getting him in trouble. Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) is being sued for $25 million for posting the name and email address of someone who sent him an email he didn't like. The post is viewable here, and this is what he posted: On 12/27/07, Diane Wargo (dwargo@menorahpark.org) wrote: Perez you are a FAT GAY PIG! Angelina is a ugly whore! You love her because she is a fag lover! Her brother is a gay little jerk just like your fat ugl...
Mug Shots!!! July 15, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Hooray for new celeb arrests! Here are the mug shots of W castmembers Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, who were arrested on Friday night at the wrap party for the Oliver Stone-directed flick about President George W. Bush. Apparently 10 cops and pepper spray were involved in the brawl. "We are not at liberty to discuss the specifics of the incident. But officers will use whatever force they feel is necessary to effect a safe arrest," said a member of the police force....
Everyone’s Hating on Florence! July 14, 2008Evil BeetAdrianne Curry, Christopher Knight God bless Z-listers! After Florence Henderson had some mean things to say about Adrianne Curry's marriage to Christopher Knight, Adrianne Curry fought back. Now, it's Chris Knight's turn to do the fighting! "It hurts me deeply that someone that I have loved and respected for so many years ... would discuss overtly negative personal opinions about my marriage in a public forum," he wrote on his MySpace page. "I can only hope these recent comments are an aberration ... It is no secret Flore...
With Our Powers Combined … July 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Where's Vanessa Hudgens? Ashley Tisdale ditched her usual shopping partner to hit up some LA boutiques with Miley Cyrus. I love the thought-process here. Ashley: Miley's increasingly bad-girl image can help me get publicity. Miley: Ashley's good-girl image can help improve my bad-girl image. Eh, why don't they just all release sex tapes and get it over with? Oh, right, cuz I can't run a Miley Cyrus sex tape because she's underage. THREE MORE YEARS, PEOPLE!...
Lindsay’s on the Juice Wagon! July 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized I'm so happy for Lindsay Lohan these days. She attended a small BBQ party in Malibu with Samantha Ronson, and reportedly sipped on a non-alcoholic pineapple concoction and chatted with friends the whole night, leaving with SamRo around midnight. No reports of frequent bathroom trips or throwing glasses or fits or anything. Our little Lindsay is a changed woman, and I couldn't be happier for her! On a personal note (I know, I know, but a really personal note), I got a phone call tonight from a friend I hadn't talked to in a long time. I was really surprised to see his number show up on my caller ID. He's struggled with drug ...
Dayum! July 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized While co-star Blake Lively was walking the red carpet at The Dark Knight premiere, Leighton Meester was dressed to kill at the Longchamp 60th Anniversary, also in NYC. Dude, I'd totally do her. She looks amazing here. Also there: fellow Gossip Girl Jessica Szohr, Susan Sarandon and Eva Amurri, Lindsay Price, Brooke Shields and Julianne Moore. [gallery]...
The Dark Knight Premiere! July 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized The Dark Knight had its much-awaited premiere in NYC last night, and attendees included such industry heavies as Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Danny Devito, Regis Philbin and ... Lauren Conrad? Whatever. Morgan brought as his guest who I can only assume is his daughter or granddaughter. Adorableness. I'm trying to get my way into the screening in Seattle on Wednesday. I happen to KNOW for a FACT that certain coworkers and bosses of mine have press tickets ... and haven't invited me to come along. And I'm wai...
Why Khloe Kardashian’s Going to Jail July 14, 2008Evil BeetKhloe Kardashian Following her DUI arrest last year, Khloe was sentenced to roadside clean-up duty and an alcohol education class. She did neither! Because of that, Khloe's been sentenced to do three days in jail, although she'll probably end up doing less than that. Maybe she figured it would be easier to spend a few hours in the pokey than to face the shame of cleaning up garbage in an orange suit on the side of the road. I kind of don't blame her! But the alcohol education classes? You should have j...
Holly Weighs In! July 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Holly Madison has taken to her official MySpace blog to refute the rumors that she and Kendra don't get along. I am so sick of all the dumb rumors going around. Especially since every gossip outlet tries to outdo the one that beat them to the punch first by making the stories more and more ridiculous. The stories about Kendra and I not getting along are so stale. I think we get along better than ever. When I was in New York and she was in Mexico, we were texting each other all the time. Just because I am usually seen out with Bridget and other friends does not m...
A-Rod Taunted with Photos of Madonna July 14, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Heh. Some imaginative Toronto Blue Jays fans tried to mess with Alex Rodriguez's head, showing up to the game with photos of Madonna to shove in his face. I think my favorite part is how the host here wants to lecture A-Rod about getting married, suggesting that he should have instead stayed single and fucked a ton of hot chicks all day long consequence-free, a la Derek Jeter and Tom Brady. Classy!...
Miss USA Weighs in on Her Tumble July 14, 2008Evil BeetCrystle Stewart Miss USA Crystle Stewart is talking about her little tumble at the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam -- the second time in a row the contestant from the USA has fallen at the event. "I think I'm going to have to take some walking classes," she says. "My dress has beautiful beads on the bottom of it, and I stepped on my gown and they made me slip. It was like I was on Rollerblades. There was no conspiracy or anything. Nobody left marbles on the floor. It was just me ... I know I'll get through it and that there are bigger a...