Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tyra Banks: “Caridee Who?”

Honestly, I can think of very few "celebrities" who looks as consistently terrible on camera as ANTM winner Caridee English. Tyra must be so ashamed. God bless the girl, the clothes, hair and makeup are always wrong, but, beyond that, she can't pose on a red carpet to save her life. Like I keep thinking of those challenges they do on ANTM where a bunch of paparazzi film the girls walking from the car to the hotel, and then they're judged on their worst shot. Like, Caridee needed to do that challe...

Seth MacFarlane and Amanda Bynes???

Hot new Hollywood couple alert! I'm rarely jealous of any Hollywood pairing, but whoever lands Seth MacFarlane is an object of my envy. The Family Guy creator, 34, was spotted joined at the hip with Amanda Bynes, 22, at the Fox summer press tour event in Santa Monica. E!'s Kristin Veitch seems unsure as to whether the duo is dating, but another blogger at the event had this to say: Seth is normally accessible at these functions. But after only a couple of minutes -- literally because I have t...

Girlfriends!

Apparently La Lohan was quite upset on the set of Labor Pains today, because a little after she arrived, some asshole disguised as a paparazzo tried to serve her with papers regarding Samantha Ronson's ongoing back-and-forth lawsuits with the lawyer she used to sue Perez Hilton (long story, and most of the key parties involved aren't quite sure they understand it, either). "She refused to take the papers, and they fell to the ground," said an eyewitness. "She pulled her arm away, and her bodyguard grabbed the subpoena server's arm." After refusing to take the papers, which were left on the ground, Lindsay simply walked back to her trailer, telling actual paparaz...

Sienna Miller Sure Does Like to Be Naked

I would like to start this off by saying that I had a hell of a time naming these files on my computer. Why? Because I already have photo files titled sienna_naked, sienna_naked1, sienna_naked2, sienna_topless, sienna_topless1, sienna_topless2, sienna_nude1, etc, etc on my computer. That's just to give you an idea of how many naked photos of Sienna Miller I've come across in my illustrious career as a gossip blogger. The only things to come close are the expansive set of files titled lindsay_vag*,...

Yes Of Course Hayden Panettiere Has a Single Out

It's called "Wake Up Call," and it's just like every other song on the radio ever. Ryan Seacrest premiered it this morning on KIIS-FM. You guys, I think I'm gonna release a single. And I'm gonna send it to Ryan Seacrest and see if he'll play it. Maybe I can get Jeremy Greene to produce. I'll take Ali Lohan's sloppy seconds. Jeremy, if you're reading this, get in touch. I won't storm out on you. What should I call my single? And what should it be about? Anyone want to offer to write one for me? I swear to God I will record me singing it and I'll send it to DJs around the world. I think everyone should have a single. It's totally the cool thing to do these days. /> It's called "Wake Up Call," and it's just like every other song on the radio ever. Ryan Seacrest premiered it this morning on KIIS-FM. You guys, I think I'm gonna release a single. And I'm gonna send it to Ryan Seacrest and see if he'll play it. Maybe I can get Jeremy Greene to produce. I'll take Ali Lohan's sloppy seconds. Jeremy, if you're reading this, get in touch. I won't storm out on you. What should I call my single? And what should it be about? Anyone want to offer to write on...

Does Jimmy Kimmel Have a New Squeeze Already?

God bless tipsters. Gawker's got one that says Jimmy Kimmel's already getting into the pants of one Molly McNearney, who's been promoted rapidly from assistant to head writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. She's pictured above. Ah, sleeping your way to the top. A time-honored tradition. At least Sarah Silverman had the dignity to be an established comedian before she let Jimmy stick it in her. Oh, and in case I haven't mentioned it yet today, Jimmy Kimmel sucks. ...

Joe Jonas Says He’s Not Dating Demi Lovato

Joe Jonas went on the record to say that he's not dating Camp Rock co-star Demi Lovato, despite rumors to the contrart. But we already knew that. As sources exclusively tell EB, Jonas is in a relationship with Taylor Swift, which is apparently pissing Demi Lovato off, as she's got a crush on Joey Boy. Says our source: "Demi is and has been for quite a while, insanely in love w/Joe. She's been working every angle thinking she was on the right path. So when Taylor [joined up with them on their tour], drama surfaced from her disappointment. I...

If I Had a Million Dollars (I’d Buy a Shitload of Cocaine)

The lead singer of Barenaked Ladies, Steven J. Page, has been charged with fourth degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, a felony. The controlled substance? Cocaine. Police tell us that officers were patrolling the neighborhood of 311 East Genesee Street when they spotted a car that was parked across a driveway with the door open. Police stopped and checked the vehicle, which was unoccupied. The officers then checked the house and surrounding neighborhood to find the owner and if see...

Kiefer Sutherland Feels Dumb About Driving Drunk

Jack Bauer has found one bright spot about the recent writers' strike: he got to go to jail and it didn't impact his show's filming schedule! "It made what I had to do – obviously a very stupid thing that I did – it made that easier because I could go and the show was not affected by it," said Kiefer. "I made a really dumb mistake, and to be able to go back to work, which is something I feel comfortable doing, it's a safe place for me, I was grateful to have that opportunity. I've had very...

Being a Hero!

Check out this video of a 17-year-old pizza shop employee punching out a would-be robber. You know how during every job training class they're like, "Now, if someone comes into rob the place, don't be a hero. Just give them what they want and focus on getting out of the situation alive"? Yeah. So much for that. This kid ROCKS. ...
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