Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Tori Amos Is Writing a Musical!

Oh, happy day! In a new interview with Out magazine, Love of My Life Tori Amos reveals that she is "in the trenches" of creating a musical, which will hopefully open at the British National Theater in late 2009 or early 2010. Looks like I'm going to London, kids!!! The whole interview is definitely worth a read if you're a Tori fan. She talks about her father, and her daughter (who's 7 years old now! Wow!). Here's what she has to say when the interviewer asks her if she's explained ...

Hey Guess What? Lindsay Lohan Is Samantha Ronson’s Girlfriend!!! (And Vice-Versa!)

In case there was any lingering doubt in your mind that SamRo and LiLo are hot and heavy, Daisy Lowe -- who is the girlfriend of Sam's brother, Mark Ronson -- cleared things up in a recent interview. “Lindsay is really down to earth. Her and Sam make a lovely couple - they seem really happy," she says. "Their relationship is totally genuine. And they're just so sweet together. Mark totally approves. But we're not going to double-date again - I mean, would you go on a date with your bro...

MORE Photos of Sienna Miller Topless!!

Add 'em to the collection! This girl just LOVES being naked. You know she's aware she's being photographed at this point. She's totally loving it. Which would be fine if it weren't for the fact that her partner in crime is the married father of four. Like, we get it, Sienna, he's separated and all, but do you really have to flaunt it? The guy has young kids. Uncensored photos are after the jump. Update: Photos removed on request. />...

Back to Brandon???

Ick!!! Super-hottie model Miranda Kerr has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Orlando Bloom -- and landed back in the arms of her ex, greasy, alcoholic billionaire Brandon Davis. Brandon and Miranda were spotted sucking face all over the NYC club scene earlier this week. Who would want to kiss Brandon Davis? I'd honestly be worried about horrible acne break-outs with my skin in such close proximity to all his grease. It seems like quite a risk to take for someone who makes her living ...

Sarah Silverman Earns an Emmy Nod

Congratulations to Sarah Silverman! Not only did she get rid of that waste of space boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel this week, she earned an Emmy nod for the brilliant song "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." She is up for the Emmy in the category of outstanding original music and lyrics. Just to remind you how amazing the song is, I've reposted it above. /> Congratulations to Sarah Silverman! Not only did she get rid of that waste of space boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel this week, she earned an Emmy nod for the brilliant song "I'm Fucking Matt Damon." She is up for the Emmy in the category of outstanding original music and lyrics. Just to remind you how amazing the song is, I've reposted it above. ...

Ronnie Wood Checks into Rehab

Following his little tryst with a 19-year-old Russian girl (with whom he cheated on his wife of 23 years), Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has checked himself into rehab. "Following Ronnie's continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab," the spokeswoman said on condition of anonymity as required by her agency. "His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery." Dude, when is science going to come up with a shot or a pill or something that we can give to alcoholics and addicts to make t...