Work It, Girl! July 18, 2008Evil BeetJennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus shows off her moves during a performance on Good Morning America. Meanwhile, rumor is that Jennifer Aniston has approached Miley to team up on a movie. Jen told a friend that she wants to play an overbearing stage mother to Miley's rising singing star character. "I approached Miley about it, and she thinks it's a very cool idea," she reportedly said. She and Miley have had several chats about the film, and she's already hiring someone to start writing the script, according to repor...
Still Together! July 18, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Remember these two crazy kids? Ryan and Trista Sutter -- from The Bachelorette -- are still digging up D-list gigs based on their reality TV romance. The twosome hosted the Ikea "Mamma Mia" event on Thursday, at the Ikea in Burbank. BIG TIME!...
The Dark Knight: Review! July 18, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Is everyone super-duper excited to check out The Dark Knight this weekend??? Who's planning on going? I already saw it at the press screening earlier this week -- in IMAX, too! -- and I have to say I absolutely adored it. In case you have any doubts about whether or not you should check it out this weekend, be sure to read Film.com's review of the movie. ...
Miranda Kerr’s Rep Denies She Split from Orlando July 18, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Despite rumors of an Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr breakup -- complete with tales of Miranda hooking up with Brandon Davis all over NYC -- Miranda's rep says it's not true. Hm. I hope this is true. The thought of anyone hooking up with Brandon Davis makes me a little queasy. ...
Khloe Kardashian Checks into Jail July 18, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Tranny Kardashian was taken into custody this morning to serve her 30-day sentence for parole violation following her DUI last year. Her sisters and mom were on-hand to send her off. "You never want this to happen to your child," said Kris Jenner, choked up. Then she shouldn't have violated her parole!!! Stupid rich people probably thought they could get away with it. Didn't Paris Hilton teach us anything??? Tragically, Khloe will probably only serve three days or so of the 30 days, but still. Makes me smile....
WTF: Britney Spears Gives Up Custody of Her Kiddos! July 18, 2008Evil BeetBritney Spears I don't quite understand this. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached an agreement in their custody case: Kevin will retain sole custody of the two boys, and Britney will have visitation rights. "The case has been settled," Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan said. "This is the end of a two-year journey." The agreement is expected to be signed off by a court today. Britney's been doing so much better! Why would she give up custody???...
Salma Hayek Ends Engagement to Super Rich Dude July 18, 2008Evil BeetFrancois-Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek Salma Hayek has called off her engagement to super ultra gazillionaire Francois-Henri Pinault (the CEO of Gucci), her rep said today. "We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled," publicist Cari Ross said in a statement. "There will be no further comment." The couple have a child together, daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault. Salma probably realized she doesn't need to marry the dude. Little Valentina will keep her rolling in Pinault...
Hilary Duff, Age 20, Reveals the Secrets of a Happy Life July 17, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Look out folks! We've got the next Eckhart Tolle on our hands! For reasons passing understanding, barely-legal Hilary Duff wound up on The Big Idea, forced to make the case that her performing career has been successful because she is a happy person. Why is she a happy person? She hangs out with her family! She starts charities! She thinks positive! This is absolutely the stupidest segment I have ever seen. And it's not Hilary's fault -- you can tell even she realizes the idiocy of this discussion, and she handles it a...
OMG You Guys Jennifer Garner Is Pregnant! July 17, 2008Evil BeetBen Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Victor Garber Duh. If you hadn't guessed by her rapidly growing belly, Ben Affleck's wife is pregnant with their second child -- five months pregnant, in fact. Her Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed the news. "Yes, she is," he said. "She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."...
Michael Lohan’s Not Getting a Paternity Test Just Yet July 17, 2008Evil BeetMichael Lohan So I guess the company that Michael Lohan asked to do his paternity test to determine whether that Ashley chick is his daughter says that they can't process the request without a court order. "I got a letter saying I need something from the court before they'll process anything," said Lohan. "And I didn't get that before. So, now I have to go back to my attorney." This seems fishy to me. I don't think you need a court order to do a paternity test. I'm sure they don't get court orders for all those episodes of Montel titled ...