Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Meet the McConaughey Baby!!!

Here's a first look at Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of OK! magazine. OMG! He looks just like ... a baby!!! I have never understood why these photos go for so much money. You can't tell a thing about the kid at this age. They all just look like generic tiny babies. You can't tell who he looks like or if he's gonna be a hottie or anything. I think pics of the babies at, like, age three should go for more than the newborn shots. ...

The WNBA Just Got Interesting

Check out the PHYSICAL catfight at a Detroit Shocks/LA Sparks game. AWESOME!!! This is so weird, because last night I totally had a dream that I was back on my high school's basketball team and we were playing some away game and I was amazing on the court. Which is obviously just a dream, because I was by no means a stand-out in high-school basketball. But I hadn't thought about playing basketball in forever. I think I was having a premonition that I'd wake up to this video. ...

Doesn’t Perez Hilton Ever Get Tired of Lawsuits?

Perez Hilton is suing the folks behind a little gossip blog called PerezRevenge.com, claiming they're infringing on his trademark. (You can read the legal docs here.) He's asking the court to force the site to shut down, and for its owners to pay his legal fees. What a moron. He'll never win this case -- I mean, either "Perez Hilton" is a public figure or he isn't -- and, in the process, he's racking up legal fees and attention for the competitor site. Doesn't he ever get tired of...

Courtney Love Sued Over Proceeds of Nirvana Catalogue

Train wreck Courtney Love is being sued by a management firm for failing to pay commissions for the partial sale of her share of the Nirvana publishing catalog. The management firm London & Co was hired to provide business management services to Courtney and was to be paid 5% of the revenues from the catalog, which they claim Courtney never paid. The firm is asking for the $975,000 it claims it is owed, as well as costs of the suit. Oh, I do hope Courtney chooses to blog about this....

The Family That Quads Together …

Absolute cuteness abounds, as Brad Pitt takes his brood out for a quadding adventure in Miraval, where the family has been for the birth of the twinsies. Brad drove the four-wheeler with little Shiloh -- who gets more mind-blowingly gorgeous by the day -- in his lap, and Zahara and what I assume is a bodyguard took up the rear. Up in front is probably Maddox, but I can't be certain through the gigantic helmet he's sporting. So cute! I want to be a Jolie-Pitt!!! Will you adopt me, Brad...

Kid Rock Sentenced for Waffle House Brawl

Kid Pebble has finally been sentenced for his little ass-kicking at an Atlanta Waffle House last year. He'll have 12 months of probation and six hours of anger management counseling. Plus, he's gotta do 80 hours of community service and was fined a whopping $1000. Wow, this is sure to fix everything. I'm sure we'll see no more trouble out of Kid Pebble in the future. Oh, and this photo where he's grinning? Is his mug shot. Hey, at least he didn't have his hair and makeup done for the photo, a la Khloe Kardashian. ...

Quotables

"I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count ... I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn't even make a difference, [but] God showed me that it would make a difference ... Oh, sometimes I say, 'Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.'" The View cohost Sherri Shepherd, in a new interview with black Christian women's magazine Precious Times. ...

All Is Not Well with Christian Bale

There's clearly some very real darkness behind Batman's pretty face. Last week should have been one of the greatest weeks of Christian Bale's life. Instead, it seems he was in a very bad mood. Just a couple days before he allegedly verbally assaulted his family in a London hotel, Christian lost his shit on the set of Terminator 4 in New Mexico. During a scene, Shane Hurlbut (seriously), director of cinematography, screwed up a shot -- at least in Christian's mind. We're told Bale...
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