His mother and sister may hate him, but Christian Bale's wife and daughter are still by his side. The family landed at Narita Airport outside Tokyo last night, where I assume Christian will be promoting The Dark Knight.
It's actually kind of sweet that he's taken his whole family on his promotional tour. Most celebs leave their spouses and kids behind when they do something like this. ...
Ugh.
It is truly painful to me to contemplate the 80,000 young women waiting tables in Hollywood who would have done a better job at this role.
Paris makes her entrance around the one-minute mark.
I still think the movie itself looks cool, though. Hopefully Paris's role isn't big enough to ruin the whole thing. />
Ugh.
It is truly painful to me to contemplate the 80,000 young women waiting tables in Hollywood who would have done a better job at this role.
Paris makes her entrance around the one-minute mark.
I still think the movie itself looks cool, though. Hopefully Paris's role isn't big enough to ruin the whole thing. ...
Here's the newly unearthed footage of Miley & Mandy making fun of Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato. In case you hadn't heard, Selena's getting hot and heavy with Miley's ex, Nick Jonas, and she's poised to be the Next Big Thing. Clearly Miley's a little bit jealous.
And here's the audio of Miley being totally genuine when she says that she's "super sorry" if she offended either of the girls.
Oooh, I'm so excited about this!
Long-term, deep-seated resentments among these girls bodes sooo well for the future of gossip. />
Here's the newly unearthed footage of Miley & Mandy making fun of Selena Gomes and Demi Lovato. In case you hadn't heard, Selena's getting hot and heavy with Miley's ex, Nick Jonas, and she's poised to be the Next Big Thing. Clearly Miley's a little bit jealous.
And here's the audio of Miley being totally genuine when she says that she's "super sorry" if she offended either of the girls.
Oooh, I'm so excited about this!
Long-term, deep-seated resentments among these girls bodes ...
Heather Mills' publicist has quit -- and it's not pretty. Apparently things broke down when Mills heard that flack Michele Elyzabeth would be writing a tell-all about the one-legged wonder.
"She was screaming and yelling, 'Is it true that you're writing a book about me?' I told her that it wasn't true, and she went bonkers," Elyzabeth said. "She was screaming so loud, she told whoever she was with to leave the room. She was yelling, 'I am tired of you, you're so stupid! You're so unprofessional.'
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La Lohan was apparently sideswiped by a motorcyclist outside a club in NYC late last night, where she was partying with SamRo.
She was taken to the hospital and released soon after. She wasn't hurt.
Was he aiming for her?
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Apparently she hasn't chucked a cell phone at him yet, because Naomi Campbell was spotted in San Tropez with her new man, Brazilian businessman Marcus Elias.
I keep wanting to call this guy Marcus Aurelius. I can't believe I even remember the name Marcus Aurelius. My ninth-grade history teacher deserves a medal (she also didn't believe in shaving her legs, and she wore tank-tops and dresses around fifteen-year-olds all year, and she deserves a medal for that, too). However, I cannot rememb...
Tyson Beckford + Tatyana Ali = GORGEOUSNESS
They were at the International Latino Film Festival's premiere of Hotel California looking awesome.
I feel like Tatyana's dress was probably one of those things that looked way better in person than on camera. Because all I want to do right now is grab a pair of scissors and chop off the bottom half of that ribbon. And then there are some things I would like to do to Tyson Beckford. But I'd have to deal with the ribbon thing first, otherwise ...
What's more down-home country than shopping at Bergdorf's in Manhattan?
Nothing, kids. Absolutely nothing.
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Eh, let's see how long this lasts.
Andy Dick has reportedly signed on to be in Sober Living, a new reality show that I can only assume will be hosted by Dr. Drew. Sober living houses are where many recovering addicts choose to live after rehab -- it's kind of like a halfway house, where you have more freedom than in rehab but you're still not completely on your own. Dick will be paid for his appearance. Somehow I doubt he'll actually stay sober.
You know what recently occurred to me?
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Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves took little Levi for a stroll in Malibu on Thursday.
Dayum, check out Camila's dress! I mean, check out Camila's body in Camila's dress. That kid is like five seconds old and Camila's already back to looking awesome. I mean, she has a tiny bit of pudge still in her tummy, but, hell, I have that anyway, and all my babies are non-human and thus never lived in my tummy.
And the photo agency says Matty's carrying gifts for Levi on his head. But whatever. ...
Jennifer and Skeletor went to see In the Heights on Broadway to celebrate Jen's 39th birthday.
You guys, there is absolutely nothing going on today. And I still feel like ass. So I want to formally apologize for phoning it in most of the week. You guys deserve better, I've just been sick and/or super busy this week, because I had a friend visiting, and it sucks to be sick AND have a friend in town AND try to get your job done. While I have a kickass job that I absolutely love, it doesn't c...
Everyone getting waxed!
Up now: Tyra Banks, whose wax likeness was unveiled at the Madame Tusseauds in NYC on Thursday.
I look at this, and all I can think is "She needs to fire her stylist!" Sorry. It's sheer habit. ...