Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Sarah McLachlin and Her Daughters

90922w10_mclachlan_b-gr_03 We don't hear a lot about Sarah McLachlin around here, because she's usually off creating beautiful music and raising her family and not getting DUIs. Good for her. So it's super special to get this set of photos of Sarah with her two adorable daughters, India Ann Sushil Sood and Taja Summer Sood. (Their father is Sarah's drummer, Ashwin Sood, whom she married in 1997 and separated from a year ago). Both are totally gorgeous little girls, but the younger one seems to do better with the photog...

Jaclyn Smith Is Just Fine, Thank You Very Much

15984715jaclyn_smith_death_rumors9222009111925pm Rumors about a Jaclyn Smith suicide attempt and/or a Jaclyn Smith shooting have been hurling around the Internet today, spurred on by a certain blogger who shall not be named, but who has a track record of errantly confirming people as dead or seriously injured. Way to break stories, buddy. I'd break a lot of awesome stories, too, if I just made them up. Crazy, irresponsible shit like: "BREAKING! MACKENZIE PHILLIPS WAS RAPED BY HER FATHER!" Oh, wait. Jaclyn was rumored to have attempted ...

Tori Amos Will Release Holiday Album, Is Also Totally Pregnant

58399694tori_amos_pregnant_photo9222009123044am Tori Amos, who continues to insist that she is not pregnant despite the fact that she is obviously pregnant, will be releasing her very first holiday album this year. Says Billboard: The holidays are shaping up to be rather bright for Tori Amos fans, as the singer-songwriter is set to release "Midwinter Graces," her first collection of holiday music. Due November 10 on Universal Republic, the twelve song set features holiday standards such as "What Child, Nowell" and "Star of Wonder," as well as origi...

Still Going Strong!

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise In addition to having the cutest fucking toddler to ever see a pair of heels*, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise apparently have the kind of strong, enduring relationship that allows them to exercise together. Just like Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake! I don't understand the appeal of jogging with your significant other. Look, when I'm jogging, that's my damn time. That's my time to be away from all the nuisances in my life, which usually expands to include whomever I'm dating at the time. You must ...

Because What Amy Winehouse Needs Right Now Is a Record Label

Amy Winehouse Okay. She's managed to perform without collapsing or slurring. She was spotted out holding hands with a cute (although probs gay) boy, and she was looking pretty cute herself. But a record label? Amy Winehouse needs a record label like she needs another crack pipe. But don't worry, the siren song of sanity has never stopped Amy before, and it's not starting now. She's launching a damn record label. Five time Grammy winner Amy Winehouse, the most exciting and biggest-selling female artist to emerge in t...

The Emmy Dresses: Part III

Blake Lively Dress on Emmy Red Carpet 2009 Pictures Photos And we've got EVEN MORE gorgeous dresses from the Emmy red carpet. I'm completely blown away by Blake Lively's look -- I think this is both creative and stunning. I am also SO IN LOVE with Kristin Chenoweth's uber-sparkly short number, and I'm so delighted for her that she won the Emmy. Tons more dresses in the gallery below, and don't forget to check out part two and part one of the Emmy dresses. My list of big fashion winners for the night? Olivia Wilde, January Jones, Heidi Klum, Blake Lively and Kristin Chenoweth. What do yo...

The Emmy Dresses: Part II

January Jones Dress at the Emmy Red Carpet 2009 Pictures Photos Love love love love LOVE January Jones' dress. AMAZING. I'm obsessed with this look. Sarah Silverman is, per usual, a giant fail. I bet she's wearing sneakers underneath that thing. Sarah, I love you, I think you're a comedic genius and support you in all you do, but can you PLEASE just ONCE live up to your potential on the red carpet? Hire Rachel Zoe. Just for one day. Please? A bunch more looks from the carpet are below. For even more, check out part one of the Emmy dresses. ...

The Emmy Dresses: Part I

Olivia Wilde at the Emmy Red Carpet 2009 Pictures Photos It's beginning!!! The Emmys don't actually start for a couple more hours, but you better believe we already have some action on the red carpet. It's 102 degrees in Los Angeles this afternoon, and celebs started showing up earlier than ever, some hitting the carpet by 2:30 or 3 pm. We've started to get photos in of all the dresses, and we'll post the rest when we have 'em. So far my faves are Olivia Wilde (she is always one of my faves) and Heidi Klum, who chose to wear an uber tight-fitting dress around her uber pregnant belly, and I think she loo...

Bye Bye to Shoka and Nala

Jon Gosselin While Jessica Simpson is desperately trying to find her dog, Jon Gosselin is giving his away. These are photos of Jon spending his last moments with the family's German Shepherds, Shoka and Nala, before sending them back to the breeder. Jon says he's forced to give the dogs away because Kate doesn't take care of them when he's around. Sources close to the family say the dogs have always been Jon's -- Kate was never psyched about the idea of adding two dogs to a family with eight kids -- an...

Jessica Simpson’s Still Searching for Her Dog

daisy Ugh, my heart just breaks for Jessica Simpson, whose little Maltipoo Daisy went missing on Monday after being snatched by a coyote. I relate to this on so many levels. First, I had a dog die about a year and a half ago, and it was one of the most upsetting and stressful experiences of my life. I have my little Leo now, and he makes my life so happy, and I can't imagine losing him. Second, when I was a little girl living in Arizona, we had an outdoor cat named Jingles who was wandering around i...