Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Your Daily SamLo

Remember when we used to do "Your Daily Lohan" segments around here? That was back in the days when you might ever see Lindsay Lohan photographed without Samantha Ronson surgically attached to her hip. Now it has to be Your Daily SamLo, because these two are never freakin' apart. I mean, I know they're all super-duper in love and stuff, but don't they ever want a break from each other? Anyway. Here's the gruesome twosome wandering the streets of New York. My favorite part of this photo is ...

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 Premiere

So I got a text from one of my best friends the other night, and it read: "sisterhood of the traveling pants 2 opens aug 6!!!!!" I called her to be like, "Uh ... good?" and we had the following conversation: Her: Hi! Did you get my text??? Me: Um, yes? Her: Did you laugh? Me: Um, no? Her: Don't you remember? Me: Um. No. Her: Remember that one night where you totally wanted to go out clubbing but I made you stay home with me and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants? Me: Uh. How dr...

Shia LaBeouf Has a Lot of ‘Splaining to Do

Hollywood hot-shot Shia LaBeouf was just coming into his own as an alcoholic actor, but he's gonna have to watch out for Adrian Grenier, who currently wants to kick his ass. Yes, the mystery female passenger in Shia's passenger seat during the DUI has been identified, and it's none other than Shia's Transformers 2 costar -- and Adrian Grenier's girlfriend -- 23-year-old Isabel Lucas. When the Daily News asked Adrian what he thought about Isabel being alone in a car with her drunken costar at 3 o'cl...

Amy Winehouse Hospitalized for Reaction to Medication

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized in London on Monday night for what her reps are calling a "reaction to medication." And you know what? I believe it! If you have a medical background, you'll know that it's actually not at all uncommon for people to have a reaction of some kind after self-medicating with crack-cocaine. "Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow," her reps said in a statement. Sigh. Get better, Am...

Things That Disney Will Love: Miley Cyrus Offered $1M Contract to Rep LifeStyles Condoms

Talk about thinking outside the box! And by "thinking outside the box" I of course mean "thinking about 15-year-olds having sex." Which is kind of like thinking inside the box, actually. Thinking inside the very underage box. LifeStyles has offered Miley Cyrus a $1M contract to be a spokesperson for their condoms. “Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of Marketing for LifeStyles Condoms. “With r...

John Stamos Is Lying

Rebecca Romijn has a habit of marrying men who lie to the media. First, her current husband Jerry O'Connell lied and told us he and Rebecca were "trying" to get pregnant, when he knew full well she was already knocked up. And now, her ex-husband John Stamos is lying and saying he's happy that she's preggers with twins. "I'm happy for all four of them," John says in a statement to E!. "I wish them the best." Translation: "I hope their babies are fat. Like Jerry was when he was a ki...

New Whitney Houston Featuring Akon: “Like I Never Left”

What's the verdict, kids? Does Whitney still have it? This whole thing kind of falls flat for me, honestly. The song itself is boring, and Akon's totally out-singing her. Whitney just doesn't have the pipes like she used to. And I guess that can be blamed on another kind of pipes. Sadness. (BTW, the video is just a montage, it's not for this specific song.) /> What's the verdict, kids? Does Whitney still have it? This whole thing kind of falls flat for me, honestly. The song itself is boring, and Akon's totally out-singing her. Whitney just doesn't have the pipes like she used to. And I guess that can be blamed on another kind of pipes. Sadness. (BTW, the video is just a montage, it's not for this specific song.)...

Jessica Simpson’s Country Album Cover

It's here! It's here! It's here! The cover of Jessica Simpson's debut country album, do you know. I can't decide what is more frustrating to me here: the fact that there's not a question mark at the end of the album title, or the fact that this photo was thisclose to being an upskirt. I know, I know. I find the stress of my life overwhelming, too. When I get stressed out, my mom tells me to sit back, breathe deeply, and think about the things in life I am grateful for. So, I...

Dayum!

Nothing makes me happier than seeing hot men projected as sexy pieces of meat. So I'm pretty thrilled with this new Nelly ad for Sean John. "To me, Nelly is the quintessential definition of the Sean John man," says Diddy. "And let's be honest, all of the ladies out there are going to be thanking us for this campaign." Yes indeed. Thank you, Diddy. But next time let's do this shot without the underwear, k? You can just have someone draw your logo onto his wee-wee with marker. ...

W. Trailer

The teaser trailer for Oliver Stone's W. -- a biopic of George W. Bush -- was released today, and it looks to be quite a doozy. What are your thoughts? /> The teaser trailer for Oliver Stone's W. -- a biopic of George W. Bush -- was released today, and it looks to be quite a doozy. What are your thoughts? ...