Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everything’s Coming Up Shia LaBeouf

You know, the only thing that sucks in Hollywood more than getting a DUI is getting a DUI during a slow news week. And, in that regard, Shia LaBeouf just hit the jackpot of suck. It's been week after week after week of non-stories and baby births around here, and, with a genuine scandal to latch on to, it's just gonna be all Shia all the time until something else happens (the Miley Cyrus cocaine video? Please please?). Although Shia himself has yet to issue a statement regarding Sunday's incide...

Gossip Girl Bromance Still Going Strong

There have been reports for a long time that Gossip Girl co-stars (and roommates!) Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford are more than just friends, and now comes another report to throw on the fire: "Gossip Girl" co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says "they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other." The d...

I Always Miss the Good Earthquakes!

I swear, in the five years I lived in LA, I always managed to be out of town during any earthquake. I've never been in an earthquake and I always wanted to! I know that's weird, but it's true. So now that I've left LA and moved to Seattle mere months ago, LA gets the biggest quake it's seen in a long time -- a 5.8 on the Richter scale. And I'm waaaaay bitter. I am so weird. Anyway, no reports of injuries or serious structural damage, thank goodness! Glad to hear everyone is okay! Sad to hear I missed the fun! />I swear, in the five years I lived in LA, I always managed to be out of town during any earthquake. I've never been in an earthquake and I always wanted to! I know that's weird, but it's true. So now that I've left LA and moved to Seattle mere months ago, LA gets the biggest quake it's seen in a long time -- a 5.8 on the Richter scale. And I'm waaaaay bitter. I am so weird. Anyway, no reports of injuries or serious structural damage, thank goodness! Glad to hear everyone is okay! Sad t...

Kate & Wills: Still in Love!

Prince William has spent the last month fighting drug trafficking on on a Royal Navy warship, and is now ready for some R&R with the love of his life, Kate Middleton. When Wills' tour on the HMS Iron Duke concludes on Friday, he will fly to the Caribbean, to spend two weeks with Kate. This month represents the longest the two have been apart during their entire courtship, which began when they were in college. During his stint on the HMS Iron Duke, Wills has proven quite the crimefighter. The Prince, whose military title on board the ship is Sub li...

Quotables

"I think I've been portrayed well on the show. But it's based on Lauren's life, so some of the things in my life, like my friends, aren't on the show: my personal life with my true friends and my family, me going to acting classes, shooting a movie. They filmed a little, but they can't air everything ... I don't feel like they show me on "The Hills" sticking up for myself. They edit that out. I'm generally happy with how I look when it comes out. In real life, though, I'm bubbly and fun and talka...

Is This Some Kind of Joke?

This is apparently the video for Ali Lohan's new single, "All the Way Around." Uhhh ... it's just clips from Living Lohan. Like, clips that are in no way relevant to the song. I hope this is, like, the preliminary video that some high-school interns at E! threw together, and there's a real video coming later. Because otherwise they're just not trying. Are all the family's resources re-focused on Lindsay now that it looks like she might not die soon? Ali had that brief window of her mother's attention while her sister was in rehab for like two years straight, but now that Lindsay's coming back, maybe everyone in the family is just forgetting about Ali. I'm having trouble thinking up any other explanation for this crapfest. /> This is apparently the video for Ali Lohan's new single, "All the Way Around." Uhhh ... it's just clips from Living Lohan. Like, clips that are in no way relevant to the song. I hope this is, like, the preliminary video that some high-school interns at E! threw together, and there's a real video coming later. Because otherwise they're just not trying. Are all the family's resources re-focused on Lindsay now that it looks like she might not die soon? Ali had that brief window of her mother...

DUI Accident Not Actually Shia LaBeouf’s Fault

LA authorities have just announced that Sunday morning's car accident involving Shia LaBoeuf and a whole lot of whiskey was actually the other driver's fault. The other driver ran a red light, and hit Shia. The other driver will be cited, say authorities, but not, I'm guessing, for DUI, like Shia. See, kids? It doesn't matter how pimp your drunk driving skills are; you still run the risk that someone else'll fuck up and hit you, and you still end up with the DUI. Don't drive drunk!...

I Might Actually Watch Dancing with the Stars This Season

I'm not typically a big fan of those dancing shows, but now that it looks like former Vice President Dan Quayle may be a contestant on DWTS, I may become a fan. It's not official yet, but he's apparently on the short list of contestants being considered. In fact, I'd like to pitch a new show: Dancing with the Politicians. Just get 'em all on board! Quayle, Rumsfeld, Rove, George Sr., Condoleeza, Clinton, Kerry, McCain, Lieberman, everyone! All they do all day is dance for the cameras anyway. May as well make it entertain...

Still Going Strong!

Everybody's in love! Everybody but me. :( So I ran a bunch of errands this afternoon, hitting up Home Depot and Safeway, and I pulled into my apartment complex's garage and headed to the door loaded down with bags. As I'm getting up to the door, this guy parks right behind me in a super-sweet black BMW SUV. I'm hobbling to the door and I hear him be all like, "Here, let me get that for you!" And he opens the door and pushes the elevator button, and we stand there and chat for a long whi...