Here's Jessica Alba, out and about with Cash Warren, just weeks after giving birth to little Honor Marie (who was not along for the trip).
Jessica looks much less pissed to see the cameras now that she's lost that baby weight. She shared after Honor's birth about how desperate she was to ditch the extra weight that made her feel unsexy. How vain is that! Like, I understand wanting to get your body back, but you were pregnant, Jess. The weight gain is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, I've never been pregnant, so I can't re...
Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream cheese whipped topping. At the time, I was fairly certain that was going to be the best treat I got all day. But I was wrong!
As John McCain released a slew of campaign videos comparing Barack Obama to that irresponsible, crotch-flashing little trollop Paris Hilton, it turns out that Rick and Kathy Hilton donated a whopping $4600 to the McCain campaign earlier this year. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha! Somehow I doubt they'll be doing that again.
Britney Spears' parents are less upset, as they'd just donated one of their grandchildren to help out around McCain's office. They figure there'll be plenty more where that one came from. />
Sometimes life cranks out little treats that are just too good to be true. For instance, today I was at Pike Place Market and purchased a cinnamon role with chocolate sauce and a cream cheese whipped topping. At the time, I was fairly certain that was going to be the best treat I got all day. But I was wrong!
As John McCain released a slew of campaign videos comparing Barack Obama to that irresponsible, crotch-flashing little trollop Paris Hilton, it turns out that Rick and Kathy Hilton dona...
At least that's what John McCain wants you to think, in this new campaign commercial comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Subtle, guys. Real subtle. />
At least that's what John McCain wants you to think, in this new campaign commercial comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
Subtle, guys. Real subtle. ...
Word on the street is that Mike Myers is in the early stages of reliving his glory days by penning a fourth Austin Powers movie. This is probably a wise move, seeing as everything else Mike Myers touches these days seems to turn to box-office crap.
However, Myers is moving away from his tried-and-true Austin Powers formula: this upcoming film will reportedly focus on the relationship between Dr. Evil and his son, Scott Evil, played by Seth Green. "It's very personal with a father and son them...
If you'd held out some glimmering ray of hope that the entire new NKOTB album might not be unbearable treacle like the first single, it's time to let that hope quietly collapse.
You can listen to their second single -- which is actually titled "Single" -- here. They teamed up with Ne-Yo on this one, which was just plain poor decision-making ... on Ne-Yo's part.
The entire album will be out September 2. ...
Lately it seems that all my D-list reality TV future husbands have been being yanked off the market.
First, Bachelor Andrew Firestone goes and gets married, and now Top Chef's Sam Talbot is engaged! He and his girlfriend, Colombian model Paola Guerro, have decided to make it official. The two met in Brazil last December.
"I'm so in love it's unreal. We got engaged this weekend," said Talbot. "She's amazing. She's stunning ... She takes care of me in many ways. I'm quite lucky."
If this sort of...
Britney Spears is still vacationing in Mexico with George Maloof -- who you can see relaxing on a pool chair in this photo -- and whoever this mystery boy-toy is.
Can any of you ID him?
Also: I love Britney's swimsuit here. Can any of you ID it, too? ...
Looks like Work Out star Jackie Warner moves on quick!
She and her much younger girlfriend were having difficulties at the end of last season, and apparently Jackie decided to cut her loose. She was spotted out clubbing in LA last night with her new girlfriend, Lisa Alvarez.
Uh ... why is she doing that with her fingers?...
Whoopi Goldberg got tongues wagging when she admitted on The View today that she's had "about fifty" different lovers.
Um ... Whoopi's 52 years old. She was married only briefly when she was 18. So, assuming she lost her virginity at the age of 18, that averages out to approximately 1.47 different men a year.
That's not called slutty. That's called dating.
1.47 men? That's like my monthly figure. Whoopi's a freakin' saint. ...
Here's Mischa Barton getting cozy with her boyfriend, guitarist Taylor Locke, on the beach in Venice, California.
I'm sorry, but those swim trunks are not a good look for him.
I hope those are attack birds sitting next to them. You know, that would actually be a pretty cool trick. To teach a bunch of those little beach birds to attack, and then when a Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton or Mischa Barton is getting all bikini-style slutty for the paparazzi out in Malibu or Venice, you just release...
Is is possible that, for once, OK! magazine didn't get the baby photos?
It appears People magazine has come out on top in the bidding war for the Brangelina twin photos. People will pay between $10-15M for the photos (the exact figure has not been released). Brad & Angie will, of course, donate the cash to charity.
Normally I don't give a crap about celebrity baby photos -- because all babies just look like babies to me -- but for some reason I'm really excited to see these photos. I wa...
The Daily Mail has a long but fascinating piece about a one-on-one interview with Amy Winehouse. It's here if you want to read it, but here are some choice quotes.
Downstairs, a growing pack of paparazzi has gathered in a frenzy, inches from her door, with cameras at the ready, anticipating Winehouse’s response to the latest headlines.
For the past hour, Winehouse has been getting ready to meet the paparazzi: she’s been carefully drawing the dark, thick Cleopatra swoops around he...