Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Will Watch Guido Beach

The kids at The Dirty tagged along on a casting call for a new show called Guido Beach, I guess about life on the Jersey Shore. Please, Lord, let this show get made. Every second of these seven minutes is hilarious and amazing. I encourage you to watch the entire clip. I was fascinated. It's like a whole different species of person. At the very least, it is a subculture with which I am entirely unfamiliar, and it intrigues me. [via DListed] /> The kids at The Dirty tagged along on a casting call for a new show called Guido Beach, I guess about life on the Jersey Shore. Please, Lord, let this show get made. Every second of these seven minutes is hilarious and amazing. I encourage you to watch the entire clip. I was fascinated. It's like a whole different species of person. At the very least, it is a subculture with which I am entirely unfamiliar, and it intrigues me. [via DListed]...

90210v2.0: The First Cast Photo

Here's the first cast photo of the new 90210, which will premiere at some point on some network. The guy standing next to Lori Loughlin looks constipated. You guys, is it just me, or is this show doomed to total, complete, embarrassing failure? It's been WAY too hyped up at this point, and it's just going to end up being another one of those stupid teen dramas that lasts half a season and then gets canned because it's boring and no one cares. 90210 had a magic that cannot be recaptured. ...

Jodie Sweetin Has Decided to Throw Her Marriage Away

Yes, it's true. Her meth addiction destroyed her first marriage. And her reality TV show will destroy her second. Jodie and second husband Cody Herpin have decided to move forward on a reality TV show about their lives with their new baby girl. “We’re going to start shooting in a couple months,” she said. “We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet.” As to why she's doing it? "I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of...

Lance Armstrong Dumped Kate Hudson Because She Was Too Desperate

The Chicago Sun-Times -- which broke the news of Kate and Lance's split -- is now reporting that Lance dumped Kate because she was too clingy and needy. Seems the Tour de France champ and cancer survival poster boy was feeling a bit ''smothered'' by the actress. According to an Armstrong associate at his Livestrong charity foundation, the sports hero felt Hudson was ''just too needy,'' and was coming on ''too strong, too fast ... sensing Kate was way too desperate, a woman who clearly can't be on her own without a man in her l...

Hilton Clan None Too Pleased with McCain’s Decision to Involve Paris Hilton In His Presidential Ad

[Disclaimer: Before you get mad at me for "taking sides" in any form of voting that will not take place on a reality TV show, please read this.] We've mentioned previously that the Hilton camp can't be particularly thrilled that they donated money to the McCain campaign, only to see Barack Obama unfavorably compared to Paris in his most recent campaign ad. Now comes confirmation from a flurry of political blogs. I hear whispers from the inner campaign staff that the phone was burning...

An Important Message for Katie Holmes

Dressing like it's 1992 will not, in fact, actually make it 1992 again. It's 2008, and you married Tom Cruise, and nothing you do can ever change that. I'm so sorry, sweetheart. Here's Katie leaving rehearsals for her Broadway debut in the revival of All My Sons, which is having some trouble selling tickets. Here's my theory: Katie spent the night at her secret lover's penthouse (Eliot Spitzer? Maybe.) and didn't have clean clothes to wear the next day, so she slipped on a pair of his jeans an...

The Only Thing Less Interesting Than Audrina Patridge?

Is Audrina Patridge's new blog. Whatever CelebBuzz is paying her to do this, it is WAY too much. And whatever they're paying her ghostwriter? Way, way, WAY too much. Hire me instead! I can plug stupid beauty products and restaurants and actually make it interesting. Who cares about what Audrina Patridge uses for face wash? I wanna know she takes to make her eyes look so weird! I'd buy it for Halloween and totally freak everyone out! ...

OMG You Guys Celebrities Are Sometimes Allowed to Break the Rules

It's not even that slow a news day, but somehow E! has written an entire story about how LiLo and SamRo were allowed to chainsmoke inside Crown Bar in WeHo last night. Can you believe it? The management didn't even complain. You know what else, you guys? It's an EVIL BEET EXCLUSIVE!!!! Lindsay Lohan just turned 21 last year. But somehow she's been frequenting the club scene for about five years. By my calculations, this means she was underage for several years when she was drinking in clubs, and the management didn't even complain. Can you believe it? Celebrities are...