My mom is currently at the Phoenix airport, preparing to fly out to Seattle for her very first visit here since I moved. This means a variety of wonderful things, including but not limited to:
- My dog will get trained
- My car will get fixed
- My closet will get organized
- My fridge will have food in it other than Diet Coke and ketchup
I was at work yesterday afternoon wandering around the office collecting people's leftovers from lunch to take home to eat for dinner. And MAN did I have a feast afterward (beef taco with cheese, homemade blueberry pie and cinnamon cookies ... I'm sure all the food groups made it in there somewhere), but people were like, "Uh ... does anybody feed you?" No. Nobody feeds me. And therein lies the problem. So my mom will be here to feed me, hooray!
But anyway she will be here in three and a half hours, which means the cleaning of my apartment must commence NOW. But don't worry, I'll be by later to check in with you guys. />My mom is currently at the Phoenix airport, preparing to fly out to Seattle for her very first visit here since I moved. This means a variety of wonderful things, including but not limited to:
- My dog will get trained
- My car will get fixed
- My closet will get organized
- My fridge will have food in it other than Diet Coke and ketchup
I was at work yesterday afternoon wandering around the office collecting people's leftovers from lunch to take home to eat for dinner. And MAN did I have...
I cannot remember the last time I bought an issue of People magazine when I wasn't about to board a flight. I will, however, be rushing to my local newsstand on Monday to purchase a copy of the magazine, which will reportedly contain thirty pages of photos of the new Brangelina babies.
Some initial photos will be on People's website on Sunday, at 7 pm EST, but goddammit I want to thumb through all thirty pages. I want to see those fucking twins in every pose imaginable. And for $14M (the repor...
Neither Madonna nor Lourdes looked particularly happy as they left the Kabbalah center in NYC yesterday.
Madge's age is starting to show.
That's not necessarily a bad thing -- and it's kind of cool how she doesn't seem to be ashamed of it, I mean, she's not wearing inches upon inches of make-up, and I actually kind of dig that.
Her body's still way better than mine'll ever be.
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Courtenay Semel is like the Tony Romo of the lesbian world.
First the daughter of Yahoo's CEO was hooking up with Lindsay Lohan, and now her new flame seems to be Tila Tequila.
Anything to stay in the spotlight, right???...
Way to go, Linds!
After LA police chief William Bratton stepped WAY over the line by involving Lindsay Lohan's sexuality in an on-the-record discussion of pending paparazzi legislation, Lindsay had some choice words to say to him when the paps tracked her down at the airport.
"Police, you shouldn't get involved in everyone else's business when it comes to their personal life, it's inappropriate," she said.
As for Samantha? She's updated her Facebook status to say "chief bratton should talk less and do more."
I'm actually...
Is this:
a) The poster for a summer blockbuster involving young mafia members making a name for themselves on the rough-and-tumble streets of New York City
b) A new ad for ManHunt.com
or
c) The cover art for the upcoming New Kids on the Block album?
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OMG this is one of those stories that I live for.
Nikki Fucking Blonsky -- yeah, the fat chick from Hairspray -- was arrested (along with her father!) after getting into a fight with a woman at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos.
IT GETS BETTER!
The woman?
Is the mother of ANTM's Bianca!
Yes! It's true!
And Bianca was involved in the fight! And she was arrested too!
Bianca's mom was hurt so badly that she had to be immediately flown to a hospital in Miami. And Nikki was in a ne...
Word on the street is that Playgirl will be folding in the near future.
I have purchased Playgirl once. A guy I went to college with was in it, or so the rumor went. He was actually this super-sweet, super-hot, way smart dude who was getting his engineering degree a little later in life, while stripping on the side to support himself and his 10-year-old son. Needless to say, I had a crush on him. So when I heard he was in Playgirl, I dragged one of my girlfriends to Castle Boutique with me, ...
Shia LaBeouf debuts his injured hand during a smoke break outside the hospital.
Ouch!
Also, I'm on DAY SIX without smoking! WOO HOO!!!
And somehow this picture makes me want a cigarette. Addiction is so weird. But I'm not going to have one!...
So much happy news today!
So many celebrities doing good things that contribute positively to our planet!
Unfortunately, these things contribute significantly LESS to my wallet, since do-gooding isn't quite the same traffic-driver as, say, vagina, but still. It's nice to see.
David Spade has saved an Arizona animal shelter from being closed, by donating $10,000 to the establishment.
David Spade has donated $10,000 to save the Humane Society of the White Mountains in his mother's...
Congratulations to Brian May, the founder of the '70s band Queen, who just completed his PhD thesis in astrophysics at a British university.
Brian May's thesis examines the mysterious phenomenon known as Zodiacal light, a misty diffuse cone of light that appears in the western sky after sunset and in the eastern sky before sunrise. Casual observers, if they live under very dark rural skies, can best see the light two to three hours before sunrise as they look east, and many people have bee...