Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Casey Aldridge Has Been Cheating on Jamie-Lynn Spears

Meet Kelli Dawson, the disturbed 28-year-old woman who was sleeping with Casey Aldridge -- when Casey was only 17 -- and still sees him, she says. “I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she tells InTouch. The pair first met in November 2006, at the home of her sister, Kim Toller. At the time, Casey was already dating Jamie Lynn, but the sexual chemistry between Casey and Kelli was instant. “We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He ...

OMG You Guys Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Broke Up!!!

Dude, so how long did it take for this "serious relationship" to fall to pieces? A month? Two? Sources are reporting that John dumped Jen. "There's been a bit of tension for some time," says a source close to 30-year-old John. "They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn't seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved." Word is that Jen's already got a new man -- some sort of male model. Sigh. Isn't she bored of the male models yet? ...

Paris Hilton Sued for Not Promoting One of Her Crappy Movies

Ms. Hilton is being sued to the tune of $75,000 for failing to promote National Lampoon's Pledge This, a film on which she was, technically, an executive producer. Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc said it paid Paris and her company, Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc., $1 million for "Hilton's acting services" and for "reasonable promotion and publicity" for the movie. HOLY SHIT. These people paid Paris Hilton $1M to do a movie???? Uh, somebody should sue them. ...

Go Daddy Go!!!

Michael Phelps won the 200m butterfly on Wednesday for his fourth gold medal of this Olympics. Heh. I'd like to butter his fly, if ya know what I mean. So here's your photo of his pubic bone (or, as some of you pointed out in the comments, his "pelvic" bone -- I like saying "pubic"). At that point, Mr. Phelps held the record for the most Olympic gold medals ever. An hour later, he added another gold to that record, as the USA (with Ryan Lochte, Ricky Berens and Peter Vanderkaay...

Everybody’s Mad at China

Now that all eyes are on Beijing -- and the shady activities that the Chinese government has undertaken on an international stage -- all of a sudden, if you can believe it, the human-rights violations in China are, at last, front page news. The top story on CNN this afternoon deals with Amnesty International's complaints about China in the years preceding this Olympics. "In the run up to the Olympics, it seems that Chinese authorities are so obsessed with projecting an image of 'st...

I Quit Smoking and Katherine Heigl Still Hasn’t

This gives me great pleasure. I can assure you that I am absolutely not going to turn into the kind of ex-smoker who's all like, "Ewwwww, you smoke? That's soooo gross!!! How could you do that to your body????" because nothing fucking annoys me more than those people. Like, "Motherfucker, you quit smoking cigarettes two months ago and currently you're on your fifth vodka cran and it's 7 o'clock on a Tuesday and also you just sold me a dime bag, so you need to shut the fuck up right now, okay?" ...

Isabel Lucas and Adrian Grenier Are DUNZO

I guess that explains this. "It wasn't working out," says a source. "Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it – the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn't appreciate it." Well, Adrian and Isabel were photographed together several times after the accident, so obviously he still wanted to get in her pants a few times before finishing it off completely. But this means that Adrian is single and will soon be mine. Oh, yes. Thanks Nonnie!...