Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Get Ready for Levi’s Johnston

levi_johnston_kathy_griffin I know, I know, everyone's going to be making that joke today. It's okay. It's funny. And I'm just delighted to hear that Levi Johnston is going to pose for Playgirl. I totally thought Playgirl had folded. What a fantastic way to make porn for "women" relevant again. To prepare, Levi is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder. (That local body builder is not Sarah Palin.) He hasn't reached a formal agreement with Playgirl, but his attorney says...

Nick Nolte’s Son Arrested on DUI

aanoltenick I am trying to come up with something funny to say about the fact that Nick Nolte's 23-year-old son, Brawley, was arrested on PCH for DUI on Tuesday afternoon (afternoon?), but I don't stand a chance in hell of coming up with something better than what Alex Blagg posted on his Twitter: Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI, too. He should do a reality show with dad called "So Noltorious." There you have it. I admit when I've been beat. Although I will add that, when you know you're an alcoholic and you still go ...

Dina Lohan to Create Shoe Line

56063144dinaalilohan422009121646pm-1 I don't even know what to do with this story. Dina Lohan is "releasing" a line of shoes called ... this is not a joke ... "Shoe-han." Which doesn't even rhyme with "Lohan." Things that do rhyme with "Lohan" include "Ho-han," "Crackho-han" and "Blow-han." Things that do not rhyme with "Lohan" include "Desperate Famewhore Stage Mother" and "Shoe-han." I'm just saying. And Dina won't really have anything to do with the line, other than choosing the colors styles materials models. Her co-cre...

We Are Giving Away a Trip to Napa or Vegas Because We Love ‘The Proposal’

bounce Sooooo, you guys, I am VERY EXCITED to announce a super awesome contest Evil Beet is doing in honor of the DVD release of The Proposal, starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. We are giving away a trip for two to either Napa Valley or Las Vegas to the winner of our latest contest. The trip will include domestic airfare and two nights' stay in the location of your choice. This is VERY VERY AWESOME and we're SO PUMPED to get to give this prize to one of you. What's the contest? Here it is in ...

Tyler Perry Opens Up About Childhood Violence, Abuse, Molestation

tyler-perry-celebrates-his-40-birthday I know I'm a couple days late on this one, but if you haven't read Tyler Perry's latest blog update detailing the extreme physical, emotional and sexual abuse he endured as a child, it's a striking entry and worth reading all the way through. Kudos to Mr. Perry for being willing to speak about vulnerability, pain and forgiveness on a topic as taboo as it is debilitating, particularly among men. ...

Letterman Learns That Sex Sells

If you can believe it, David Letterman confessing on live television that he had inappropriate relations with members of his staff actually had a positive impact on ratings. I know, I know. Total insanity. Letterman initially made the admission last Thursday, but then on Monday he returned to the topic, to apologize to his staff and his wife for all the drama this has caused. (Clip above.) It turned out to be ratings gold:
Some 5.7 million people tuned in on Monday to hear Letterman apologize to his wife and staff for his on-air revelations last week about his sexual affairs and an alleged blackmail plot. That was a 36 percent increase over the audience for the "Late Show with David Letterman" on Monday last week, and a 19 percent jump on the 2009-2010 season-to-date average for the talk show of 4.8 million viewers, CBS said on Tuesday. Show business newspaper Daily Variety noted that Monday's Letterman ratings at 11:30 p.m. were higher than anything struggling NBC had on Monday in prime time, including its returning drama series "Heroes," new medical series "Trauma" and "The Jay Leno Show" at its new 10 p.m. slot which pulled in 4.3 million viewers.
What's funny is that no one other than his staff and his wife seems to actually be angry at Letterman for this. There's been very little public outrage, at least none that I've really picked up on. Did everyone just kind of assume that Letterman was a philanderer anyway? Is it all okay since he stepped up to the plate and admitted his mistake -- albeit only after being blackmailed? Or do we not expect our late-night funnymen to be moral compasses in the first place? /> If you can believe it, David Letterman confessing on live television that he had inappropriate relations with members of his staff actually had a positive impact on ratings. I know, I know. Total insanity. Letterman initially made the admission last Thursday, but then on Monday he returned to the topic, to apologize to his staff and his wife for all the drama this has caused. (Clip above.) It turned out to be ratings gold: Some 5.7 million people tuned in on Monday to hear Letterman apologize to his w...

Holy Werewolf Hotness!

taylor_lautner_new_moon_shirtless2 I'm kind of obsessed with these new shirtless Taylor Lautner pics from the New Moon illustrated companion book. I'm also kind of obsessed with the idea that New Moon has an illustrated companion book. Like, doesn't it already have a companion book? Specifically, the one it was based on? Whatever, I'm not complaining. I'd just like to offer my services for the illustrated companion Guide to Having Sex with Taylor Lautner. [gallery]...

Michael Jackson Was Generally Healthy When He Died

16853419michaeljackson824200950643pm And the Jackson saga continues. His autopsy results indicate that, overall, he was in good health for a 50-year-old man. The Los Angeles County coroner's report shows Jackson's weight of 136 pounds was in the acceptable range for a 5-foot-9 man. His heart was strong with no sign of plaque buildup. His kidneys and most other major organs were normal. The singer did have health issues, however, including arthritis in the lower spine and some fingers, and mild plaque buildup in his leg arteries. Most serious was the condition of his lungs, which the autopsy...

Letterman Acknowledges Sexual Relations with Members of His Staff

Ohhhhhh wowsers. Someone backed David Letterman into quite a corner. The late-night host admitted at a taping of his show this afternoon that someone attempted to blackmail him for $2M as a result of sexual relations he'd had with members of his staff. During the taping of his CBS late-night show in New York, Letterman discussed receiving a threat to either pay $2 million or risk the relationships being made public.
In a release from the show's production company, Letterman said he referred the matter to the Manhattan district attorney's office and that an investigation ended in an arrest Thursday. Letterman did not identify the person he said was arrested. As part of the investigation, Letterman said he issued a "phony" $2 million check to the individual and the arrest followed — along with testimony by Letterman. "This morning, I did something I've never done in my life," said Letterman. "I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury." In his testimony, he said he acknowledged sexual relationships with members of his staff. It was not immediately clear when the relationships took place; Letterman and longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko married in March. The couple began dating in 1986 and have a son, Harry, born in November 2003. "My response to that is, yes I have," Letterman said. "Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would. I feel like I need to protect these people. I need to certainly protect my family."
I'm going to go ahead and assume that the relationships took place while he was with his current girlfriend. If they happened before 1986, why would he feel threatened by a blackmail attempt? Who cares who banged whom in 1986? But obviously Letterman's World Wide Pants are living up to their name. I'm waiting on a clip of the actual Letterman broadcast so I can embed it ... let me know if you come across it on YouTube. Update: Vid is above. Awwwwwkward. TMZ reports that 51-year-old Robert Halderman, an employee of 48 Hours, has been arrested, and CBS has suspended him pending results of the investigation. /> Ohhhhhh wowsers. Someone backed David Letterman into quite a corner. The late-night host admitted at a taping of his show this afternoon that someone attempted to blackmail him for $2M as a result of sexual relations he'd had with members of his staff. During the taping of his CBS late-night show in New York, Letterman discussed receiving a threat to either pay $2 million or risk the relationships being made public. In a release from the show's production company, Letterman said he referred the matter to the Manhattan ...

Thank You to Carmex for Paying the Bills This Month

jessica_biel When I found out our sponsor for this month was Carmex, I was delighted. I am, in actuality, a Carmex devotee, so I don't have to make up something that sounds positive about a product I've never heard of. That's a relief. I'm one of those girls who, starting at the age of about 5, went through around 30 jars of Carmex each winter. This year, they were kind enough to send me five samples of their latest product, Carmex MoisturePlus lip balm, which is basically Carmex in a lipstick tube. That sho...

I Guess I Need to Start Watching Julianna Margulies’ New Show?

the_good_wife_hi The Good Wife brought in 13.4 million viewers this week, beating out Dancing with the Stars by a solid margin. Not too shabby, Nurse Hathaway. What's it even about? Do I need to start watching? And is she still married to that unbelievably hot lawyer guy in real life? I'd sure as hell be a good wife to that dude. Well, at least for a week or two, and mostly just to make Adam Duritz jealous, but whatever. ...

Lisa Kudrow Did an Impromptu Performance of “Smelly Cat” at a Charity Event

Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! This news completely made my night. As we all know, an entire generation of 20-somethings was defined by Phoebe Buffay and "Smelly Cat." It's pretty much the greatest song ever. It conveys anger, sympathy, compassion, love, and malodorousness with such grace and eloquence. I'm frankly surprised that we've never seen Britney Spears or Pearl Jam cover it. (Seriously, Pearl Jam, get on that.) So Lisa Kudrow was with Courteney Cox-Arquette at a fundraiser for Feeding America, the nation's largest domestic hunger-relief charity, at Club Nokia in Los Angeles Tuesday night. The two of them were doing a brief Q&A session to kill time before Sheryl Crow went on to perform:
"Play 'Smelly Cat!' " an audience member called out, after Kudrow and Cox Arquette were pressed into a question-and-answer session while Crow and her bandmates set up backstage. Kudrow looked to her friend for help, but Cox Arquette gleefully threw her pal under the Benefit bus, calling out to the stagehands: "Get her a guitar, people!" After being fitted with an acoustic guitar, the momentarily bewildered actress warily asked, "Is this a set up?" before summoning her inner Phoebe and serenading the audience with her ballad about an odiferous feline.
PLEASE tell me someone has this shit on video? And that it will be on YouTube soon? In the meantime, the O.G. "Smelly Cat" can be viewed above. Update: Thanks to Jelena for the clip below: /> Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha! This news completely made my night. As we all know, an entire generation of 20-somethings was defined by Phoebe Buffay and "Smelly Cat." It's pretty much the greatest song ever. It conveys anger, sympathy, compassion, love, and malodorousness with such grace and eloquence. I'm frankly surprised that we've never seen Britney Spears or Pearl Jam cover it. (Seriously, Pearl Jam, get on that.) So Lisa Kudrow was with Courteney Cox-Arquette at a fundraiser for Feeding Ameri...