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"I don't feel comfortable talking about this ... because it is a complicated issue for the brand." The EVP of Olive Garden, when asked by the Wall Street Journal to comment on how Playmate Kendra Wilkinson has sort of made herself their unofficial spokeswoman. I love love LOVE that the WSJ has an entire article about Kendra and the Olive Garden. They refer to her as a "rogue brand ambassador: a celebrity who is genuinely, publicly devoted to a product or service, even if he or she doesn't...

More Trouble in Beijing!

A British journalist was dragged off and beaten up by Chinese police while trying to cover a pro-Tibet protest on Wednesday in Beijing. This is NOT GOOD, China!!! Police hauled John Ray, China correspondent for Independent Television News (ITN), from a park less than a mile from the Bird's Nest stadium to a nearby restaurant, where they threw his shoes in the corner and sat on his arms. The police took this action shortly after foreign protesters unfurled a pro-Tibet banner. ``I wonder h...

Julia Child Was a Spy!

Yes, that Julia Child. The cooking one. Was a spy. Documents to be unclassified tomorrow show that Julia was part of an international spy ring managed by the Office of Strategic Services, an early version of the CIA created during World War II. And she's not the only surprise you'll find in there: The National Archives, which this week released the names found in the records, will make available for the first time all 750,000 pages identifying the vast network of military and civilian operatives. They were...

But Did She Go Down on You In a Theater???

Interviewers never ask the right questions. Some jackass from the Calgary Herald actually got Dave Coulier talking about his relationship with Alanis Morissette -- and didn't even ask him how the oral sex in the movie theater was! That's the only thing people want to know! Here's what she did get out of him: Yes, Coulier dated Alanis Morissette and it looks like she talked about their breakup in her bitter song You Oughta Know. Coulier was driving when he first heard it. "I said, 'Wow, this girl is angry.' And then I said, 'O...

Amy Winehouse Keeps Worry Dolls In Her Hair

I highly recommend you all read this interview that Defamer did with Russell Brand, the British actor trying to make a splash on the U.S. scene when he hosts the upcoming VMAs. They basically give him a pop quiz on pop culture, and there are a lot of funny bits in there, but here's one of my favorites: DEFAMER: Here's another easy one: Amy Winehouse. RUSSELL: Amy has been on several of my television shows in the United Kingdom. She's a very talented and beautiful girl and in my house, t...

The First Pics from 90210v2.0

Hi guys. I took a little nap this afternoon. Why? Because I'm starving. However, I took some of the advice you guys left in the comments, and, while I am still on my diet, I am keeping my doggie close to me at all times and I'm cheating a tiny bit in the diet to make it more survivable. But I am still HUNGRY and TIRED and GRUMPY. But still not smoking! I can't believe I have to do this for two weeks and I'm only on day two. I might die. Or, more likely, I might only do this diet ...

Soul Men Clips

In case you hadn't heard, two of the stars of the upcoming release Soul Men -- Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes -- died this past weekend. So what better time to start promoting the film??!! The studio has rushed out these clips from Soul Men, which hits theaters November 14. />MTVMusic VideosMTV ShowsEntertainment News In case you hadn't heard, two of the stars of the upcoming release Soul Men -- Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes -- died this past weekend. So what better time to start promoting the film??!! The studio has rushed out these clips from Soul Men, which hits theaters November 14. ...

That’s Queen Pamela to You

Word on the street is that Pamela Anderson has a new man -- and he's royalty. He's from the United Arab Emirates, and he's apparently a member of of Abu Dhabi's royal family. Pamela calls him her "Milk-Sheik," because she's a moron like that, and won't tell anyone except her very closest friends what his real name is. She met him when she traveled to Abu Dhabi in June with the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Most recently, the couple were spotted hanging out with friends this weekend at the Abbey...

Which ANTM Contestant Actually Has a Penis?

You wanna be a bottom? The upcoming season of America's Next Top Model will feature its first-ever transgendered contestant. And don't think this is all open-minded of Tyra; she's just looking to boost ratings on a show that's been essentially the same shit cycle after cycle. I've presented here three of the girls from the season. Can you guess which one is actually a man? Answer is after the jump. Read More...

Did Ali Lohan Get a Boob Job?

So, uh, Us Magazine has the side-by-side comparison, and an entire discussion of whether or not 14-year-old Ali had some work done in the chest area. Jesus Lord, are there actually plastic surgeons who will perform boob jobs on 14-year-olds? I hope this is just a push-up bra issue. Because her tits DO look considerably larger in the photo on the right, and it really kind of sickens me to think that people are putting breast implants in girls who aren't even old enough to drive. ...