That is, of course, other than the I ::heart:: Evil Beet group and my own fan page. All of which you should join. Hint hint.
But someone sent along a link to a group entitled Alicia Sacramone Sucks at Gymnastics But I Still Wanna Fuck Her, and that, my friends, really sums up what the Olympics are all about in my mind. And in the minds of most Americans. I have joined the group.
And in the interest of gender parity, I have started my own group. It is called I Don't Care About Michael Phelps' Fa...
I was mistaken.
Here's the video for Katharine McPhee's cover of "I Know What Boys Like," from the House Bunny soundtrack.
This is worse.
I mean, it just blows my mind how many exceptionally talented people are wandering around Hollywood waiting tables while videos and songs like this are getting produced by major studios. It looks like a freakin' student film. And by "student" I mean "middle-schooler." This is so, so awful. />
I was mistaken.
Here's the video for Katharine McPhee's cover of "I Know What Boys Like," from the House Bunny soundtrack.
This is worse.
I mean, it just blows my mind how many exceptionally talented people are wandering around Hollywood waiting tables while videos and songs like this are getting produced by major studios. It looks like a freakin' student film. And by "student" I mean "middle-schooler." This is so, so awful. ...
Here's Joe "Dead Eyes" Francis announcing that he's suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M.
"I recently experienced an unbelievable miscarriage of justice that made a victim not just of me, but of all Americans who cherish their constitutional right to free expression ... If this can happen to me, it can happen to you."
This dude is so, so creepy. It's like, if you're one of those people struggling to grow spiritually, and you feel like you can't quite grasp exactly what a soul is, watch Joe Francis in this video. And when you ask yourself, "What is it that seems to be missing with this guy?" just know that the answer is "a soul." />
Here's Joe "Dead Eyes" Francis announcing that he's suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M.
"I recently experienced an unbelievable miscarriage of justice that made a victim not just of me, but of all Americans who cherish their constitutional right to free expression ... If this can happen to me, it can happen to you."
This dude is so, so creepy. It's like, if you're one of those people struggling to grow spiritually, and you feel like you can't quite grasp exac...
You know, every now and then, something will happen that reminds me that I'm getting more mature. Like, I'll carry the trash bag all the way to the trash chute, instead of just setting it in the hall outside my apartment and trusting that someone else will get so sick of the smell that they'll take it to the trash chute for me. When I tell people I'm going to the gym later this afternoon, it's the truth. When my cats are crying because they're hungry at 6:30 in the morning, I get out of bed and gi...
Here are the 10 most-watched broadcast network prime-time shows for the week ended Sunday, according to Nielsen Media Research:
1. Summer Olympics (Tuesday), NBC, 34 million
2. Summer Olympics (Saturday), NBC, 31.6 million
3. Summer Olympics (Monday), NBC, 30.2 million
4. Summer Olympics (Thursday), NBC, 29.7 million
5. Summer Olympics (Wednesday), NBC, 27.7 million
6. Summer Olympics (Sunday), NBC, 27.2 million
7. Summer Olympics (Friday), NBC, 26.1 million
8. Two and a Half Men, C...
This is what appeared on CNN's website earlier in the week.
Apparently they were kind enough to remove the quotes after receiving complaints, but they still haven't gotten around to getting Portia De Rossi's name correct.
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Thanks Anna!...
On the left: Vogue editrix, and the inspiration behind The Devil Wears Prada, Anna Wintour.
On the right: Greatest Olympic Athlete of Our Time ... in bed ... Michael Phelps.
I don't know when or where this picture was taken, or how in God's name these two came to be in the same room, let alone sitting directly next to each other, but we all need to start talking about it, pronto.
Go....
Remember just a couple days ago when Roseanne Barr took to her blog to call Jon Voight a "frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu," among other things?
Well, Jon Voight is not going to sit back and take it.
He released a rebuttal today (shown above), accusing Roseanne of being "sick of mind" and suggesting that she is a "psychopathic liar."
I can't decide how I feel about this.
Was Voight's response appropriate or should he not have responded to Roseanne's comments at all? ...
Olympics Golden Boy and my future sex toy Michael Phelps has been harassed by every media outlet ever about his dating life, since everybody seems to want a piece of that size 14 penis these days, not to mention the gazillion dollars he's got lined up in promotional deals at this point.
In general, though, Phelps is keeping mum about his dating life. He did, however, rule out Amanda Beard, who he'd been rumored to be boinking. "No, I'm not dating Amanda Beard," he told Extra. "I'll say tha...
Awww, how sweet.
SNL funnyman Chris Kattan and his June bride, Sunshine Tutt, are separated.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," says his rep.
Word on the street is that there's another woman involved. For which of them, I'm not certain.
Anyway, kids, I'm comin' to you this time from my NEW MAC BOOK PRO!
Woot woot!
I'm still learning my way around this contraption, but it sure as hell is cool!!! It's very intuitive and fun to use. You get the impression...
That's what the parents of 16-year-old Blake Peebles, from North Carolina, finally decided to do.
Blake -- who, yes, looks a lot like Sanjaya -- wanted to drop out of high school so he could dedicate all his energy to pursuing a career as a competitive Guitar Hero player.
"We couldn't take the complaining anymore," says his mom. "He always told me that he thought school was a waste of time."
Blake does have in-home tutors, but still.
Blake has done well in local tournaments, including one he...
That's what just ONE of the lawyers in Britney Spears' custody battle cost.
$700 an hour!
And Stacy Phillips is claiming Britney hasn't paid the $338,414.87 she's owed for just a couple months of work. That number is after courtesy deductions and $75K she expects to receive next month. Britney's camp is balking at the number, but Stacy says because she handled all the conservatorship stuff, her legal work was very complex and took up a lot of hours.
BUT $700 AN HOUR???! For a child custody case?
Jesus Christ, is she turning Sean and Jayden into solid gold? What the hell is ANYBODY doin...