I was in the gym today, "working out," and training next to me was a male fitness model, all big and toned and wearing, no joke, lululemon women's hot pants. These, specifically, I think.
He was complaining to his lifting buddy: "I can't seem to gain weight. I've lost ten pounds and I can't put it back on again."
I thought I could be of use here. "You could do what I do," I told him. "Just eat a whole lot."
He laughed. "Oh, sweetheart, I do," he said. "I'm eating 3500 calories a day!"
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This is a clip of Paris Hilton's guest appearance on Supernatural Thursday night. I didn't watch the show, but I did hear that she is playing "a demon who feeds on the disorienting power of celebrity." So, ya know, she's playing herself, and yet somehow the performance is stilted and awkward anyway. />
This is a clip of Paris Hilton's guest appearance on Supernatural Thursday night. I didn't watch the show, but I did hear that she is playing "a demon who feeds on the disorienting power of celebrity." So, ya know, she's playing herself, and yet somehow the performance is stilted and awkward anyway. ...
Enjoy this moment, folks, because it won't last long. For a brief, shining moment in time, Heidi Klum is without fetus. That's because she gave birth to her 800th baby, a girl, on October 9. I think it's funny that her husband is named Seal, because she has the gestation period of a whale. This woman is just perennially knocked up. Seal released the following statement on Monday night. I have added my own notes in parentheses.
It's difficult to imagine loving another child as much as you...
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I am entirely loving this look Katie Cassidy rocked at the Hollywood Style Awards on Sunday night. I think every part of it works, and I am COMPLETELY obsessing on the hair, and I really feel she knocked it out of the ballpark with this ensemble.
You know who probably loved it less? Selena Gomez, who went with something similar in concept but less edgy, and looked downright frumpy in comparison to Katie:
Also there: Hayden Panettiere (bored), Pamela Anderson (drunk), Lauren Conrad (bl...
When I think of things Nicolas Cage owes the country, I think of things like "a public apology for Bangkok Dangerous." But apparently his debt runs deeper -- the former Mr. Coppola owes the IRS oer $6M in back taxes, and they're determined to get it back.
The government has placed a tax lien on his vast real estate holdings because of $6 million in unpaid back taxes dating from 2007, the year of the 45-year-old actor's box office hits Ghost Rider and National Treasure: Book of Secrets, accor...
I'm very pleased that MTV has opted to air Gone Too Far, the intervention/recovery series DJ AM filmed with them prior to his relapse and subsequent overdose. I never really doubted that they'd air it -- there's way too much money to be made -- but they are doing so with the support of Adam's family. "It is our hope through airing this show that people will get to see the side of Adam that we knew and loved, not just the celebrity DJ, but the honest and caring person who gave so much of himse...
Here's what's going on around the rest of our network this week:
From Film.com, our go-to site for movie and TV insight:
The Girls Next Door: Where are they now?
Review: An Education Proves Charming
From Zelda Lily, our women's issues site:
Are children who are babysat more likely to be unhealthy?
Your birth control pill is emasculating your partner, apparently.
From Lilly Likes, our women's entertainment site:
Spencer Pratt is making damn sure Heidi doesn't get pre...
What the fuck is that supposed to be, Emmy? An imaginary wedding dress? Hey, that's kind of inappropriate, seeing as how you just ended your secret marriage. And you're only 23. That's sad. And you're already out and about attending stupid ballet events with MY FUTURE HUSBAND. Grrrr. I am very, very upset about this. We are ENEMIES now, Emmy. You are Emmy the Enemy. You are my emmy-me. You are my n-emmy-sis. You are my adversar-emmy. I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU. GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND YOU BITCH....
Nothing in this world is sacred. Marge Simpson will be appearing -- naked -- on the cover of Playboy in November, ostensibly because they need something equally two-dimensional to compete with Levi Johston in Playgirl. I kid, I kid. It's to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Simpsons, which makes me feel very old, because I remember, as a child, snubbing my nose at everyone and declaring "Don't have a cow, man," and sometimes I still get the urge to say it, even though Bart Simpson doesn't even say it any more. Like when my best fri...
I don't know who this kid is and I don't care. Apparently he's on Hannah Montana and also did a stint on Dancing with the Stars, neither of which are television shows I choose to use as a form of masochism. He got wasted at a nightclub in Orlando, and now there's a whole spread about in in Star, because non-death celebrity news has been dreadfully slow since, oh, 2008. Apparently he was sloppy drunk -- and an eyewitness suggests he may have been on drugs as well -- and he was making out with chicks and letting them autograph his shirtless body.
Let me t...