Today's Evil Beet Gossip

OMG IS EVERYONE SO PSYCHED FOR THE NEW SEASON OF GOSSIP GIRL???

Here's a little taste of what you'll get when the new season premieres next week. Ugh. I had really hoped to be done with this show, but now I think I have to watch. I really want to know what happens with Blair and Chuck. I'm so tragic. (The new stuff starts at 1:42.) /> Here's a little taste of what you'll get when the new season premieres next week. Ugh. I had really hoped to be done with this show, but now I think I have to watch. I really want to know what happens with Blair and Chuck. I'm so tragic. (The new stuff starts at 1:42.)...

Lindsay Lohan Will Have to Share Her Toys with Her New Stepmom

Michael Lohan announced today that he's engaged to his 24-year-old girlfriend, Erin Muller. And, as long as people are paying attention to him, he has a few more things he'd like to get off his chest. Specifically, some ranting about Samantha Ronson: "I'm not happy," he says. "Ever since [Lindsay] got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven't been right ... People like Samantha Ronson don't need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn't be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for he...

CONTEST: Win a CNN Headline Tee

Hooray for contests! If you haven't heard by now, the kids at CNN are doing this neato little thing where you can put a CNN headline on a T-shirt to demonstrate to the world that you not only follow the news, but you can also find the humor in it. This particular tee is in reference to an article about how Olive Garden doesn't love Kendra Wilkinson's endorsement quite as much as Kendra Wilkinson loves Olive Garden, and it's my favorite. Want one of your own? We're giving away fou...

Jennifer Hudson to Sing National Anthem at Democratic Convention

Oscar-winning actress and singer Jennifer Hudson has been asked by Barack Obama to sing the national anthem on Thursday – the day of the presumptive Presidential candidate's much-anticipated address to the Democratic convention in Denver. "His reps called and said we'd love for you to sing the anthem on Thursday," said Jennifer's rep. "She's thrilled and excited. It's a tremendous honor." ...

Nastia Liukin Hits the Town

Hey, remember back in the day when, after winning an Olympic all-around gold, gymnasts would head back to Texas and either resume training or start coaching and the next time we'd see them they'd be on a box of Wheaties? The times they are a-changin'. Nastia Liukin was spotted -- where else -- leaving LA hotspot Beso last night, with the obligatory bitchy publicist in tow. No autographs, please. She's way too famous now. /> Hey, remember back in the day when, after winning an Olympic all-around gold, gymnasts would head back to Texas and either resume training or start coaching and the next time we'd see them they'd be on a box of Wheaties? The times they are a-changin'. Nastia Liukin was spotted -- where else -- leaving LA hotspot Beso last night, with the obligatory bitchy publicist in tow. No autographs, please. She's way too famous now. ...

People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You: Denise Richards

Not only did she just learn that Brooke Mueller is pregnant with Charlie Sheen's baby, but her stupid reality show, Denise Richards: It's Complicated, just got canceled, thank the Lord. "The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode," said a source. "But the audience has dropped off." It turns out it's not complicated at all: audiences just don't like Denise "Bad Person" Richards. I can't say I blame them....

Heidi Montag: “Overdosin'” Video

Who directed this shit? Spencer? Probably. There's nothing really to say about this, except for that it's a kind of pathetic ploy by Heidi to get some attention for her unspeakably crappy new "song," and it's really kind of tragic that it's actually working. I got to 1:39 before I had to stop watching. See if you can beat my time. /> Who directed this shit? Spencer? Probably. There's nothing really to say about this, except for that it's a kind of pathetic ploy by Heidi to get some attention for her unspeakably crappy new "song," and it's really kind of tragic that it's actually working. I got to 1:39 before I had to stop watching. See if you can beat my time. ...