Blake Lively and Penn Badgley will never break up, no matter how fat and douchey he gets. They showed up together to some charity event at Cipriani in NYC on Tuesday.
Also there: Bar Rafaeli, who's definitely put on some weight. I'm not saying she's fat -- SHE IS NOT FAT -- but she looks a lot different these days. It's crazy how going from a size negative two to a size four can completely change the way you look. ...
Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped! Britney Spears is running the show like the multi-orgasmic chick at the threesome. Which is totally what this single is about. Well, at least, it's definitely about a threesome. The multi-orgasmic part might just be me projecting.
Brit-Brit's latest single, "3," hit the #1 spot on the Billboard charts in its debut week. It's the first #1 Billboard debut since Taylor Hicks' 2006 hit "Do I Make You Proud" and the first non-"American Idol" song to enter the chart at #1 in almost 11 years. That is some seriously impressive shit. I mean, YOU SAW WHAT IT DID FOR TAYLOR HICKS.
The track hails from Britney's upcoming The Singles Collection, due out November 10. And I love this song. I love it like I love being the only chick at the threesome. Multi-orgasmic or not. />
Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped! Britney Spears is running the show like the multi-orgasmic chick at the threesome. Which is totally what this single is about. Well, at least, it's definitely about a threesome. The multi-orgasmic part might just be me projecting.
Brit-Brit's latest single, "3," hit the #1 spot on the Billboard charts in its debut week. It's the first #1 Billboard debut since Taylor Hicks' 2006 hit "Do I Make You Proud" and the first non-"American Idol" song to enter the chart at #...
Here's the video for the latest John Mayer release, "Who Says," where the angsty crooner repeatedly laments about how society doesn't want him getting stoned every night in his home alone. I know, dude. There's so much pressure on you, with this non-threatening, nice-guy image you've worked so hard to cultivate, to stay away from drugs. Your fans will be shocked to know you want to get high sometimes.
Jesuschrist, John, you're 31 years old. Is it maybe time to give up the stoner schtick? This song is such a gimme. Like "OMG John Mayer's new song is about how he's sick of people telling him he can't smoke weed. That is so badass. I'm gonna go buy it on iTunes and play it while my girlfriend's over and we'll burn incense and candles and I'll tell her not to give me head because I respect her too much for that, but I'll let her know that it really does take the intimacy out of it when we use a condom. After that I'll play 'Your Body Is a Wonderland' while we smoke a bowl and shower together. Then I'll ask politely to put it in her ass."
Seriously if you can't find this song on iTunes under the title "Who Says" check for it under its alternate name, "Ode to a Frat Boy Douche." />
Here's the video for the latest John Mayer release, "Who Says," where the angsty crooner repeatedly laments about how society doesn't want him getting stoned every night in his home alone. I know, dude. There's so much pressure on you, with this non-threatening, nice-guy image you've worked so hard to cultivate, to stay away from drugs. Your fans will be shocked to know you want to get high sometimes.
Jesuschrist, John, you're 31 years old. Is it maybe time to give up the stoner schtick? This so...
I'm a day late on this one, but I have to do a post on Elle's Women in Hollywood Style event, because some of the looks are pretty awesome and plus I have things to say about them. First off, Katie Holmes is clearly one of those obnoxious freaks of nature who just gets more beautiful the older she gets. If this is what Scientology's all about, sign me up for some Xenu.
Second, I feel like it's some sort of crime to think Kat Dennings isn't really that pretty. But I don't think she's really that ...
If you can believe it, Stephanie Pratt was arrested on suspicion of DUI early Sunday morning, after leaving a birthday party for Holly Montag.
Stephanie has a history of issues with drugs and alcohol abuse. When she first joined the cast of The Hills, it was after a stint in rehab, and she was, at the time, very vocal about how she'd been sober since she was 20 and she took her sobriety very seriously. And I thought to myself, "You know what would help her take her sobriety even more seriously? ...
This is the mess Halle chose to wear to the Keep a Child Alive ball in NYC last night. Not only is it a terrible material and a stupid cut, it doesn't fit her. Her boobs are way too big; they're falling out. And that's not fair, because I believe Meghan McCain called a monopoly on boobs falling out of a top this week.
Also there: Padma Lakshmi, who looks like she got a really bad perm and then crimped it. Plus: Estelle, Iman, Adrian Grenier, John Mayer, Usher and Mary J. Blige.
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Ha ha ha I'd totally write something more but I'm laughing too hard at my own headline.
Okay but seriously people help me finish this sentence:
"Samantha Ronson secretly stayed with Lindsay Lohan in Singapore and ____________________ ."
Your imaginative responses go in the comments. ...
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(At the London premiere of The Fantastic Mr. Fox. Also there: Cindy Crawford. Who also looks exactly like one of George Clooney's girlfriends. But it's not like he has a type.)
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In perhaps her final act of pop culture relevance, angry scenester and occasional vocalist Avril Lavigne has filed to end her ill-advised marriage to Sum 41 guitarist Deryck Whibley. Let this be a lesson to all of you: Never marry someone who doesn't know how to spell his own first name. The couple separated in late September, and Avril officially filed for divorce on October 9. They married in July 2006, when Avril was 22 years old, which is how I knew for sure that their love would last forever. ...
At the Where the Wild Things Are premiere on Tuesday night in NYC. At least one of the wild things is on Blake's dress. And there's a rumor that three others are living in Taylor Momsen's pubic hair, but Courtney Love is probably just saying that because she's jealous.
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Ri-Ri's ass would get slammed in a spelling bee by Fergie. That bitch can spelling anything, even hard words like "glamorous," and Rihanna can't even spell "over." That's probably because she got hit in the head earlier this year. Rihanna took to her brand-new Twitter to announce her new album's release date, stating "The Wait Is Ova. Nov 23 09."
Glad you're back on your feet, kiddo, and I'm looking forward to the album. ...
It makes me feel really old that I feel like I have to explain to a younger generation who Alicia Silverstone is. Like, I swear, little kids, she used to be really, really relevant, and we all thought she was going to be a big movie star with staying power, like Meryl Streep or Demi Moore, and the she proceeded to piss it all away by making a mindblowingly large number of terrible movies all in a row. It's actually possible that she hasn't made a single good movie since Clueless. (I am not open t...