Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Praise Jesus! You Guys Are FINALLY Getting Over ANTM

Look, it was amusing for the first few "cycles," but when you're turning to trannies as a ratings ploy, I believe you've officially jumped the shark. Time to move on, Ty-Ty baby. The CW had strong Monday and Tuesday nights with the Gossip Girl and 90210 premieres, but the premiere of America's Next Top Model: Tranny Edition crashed and burned. Ratings were down 11% from last February's cycle, and down 32% from last September in the adult demo. Among the network's all-important 18-34 demo, ...

Nobody from the Spears Clan Sent Any Baby Gifts to Bristol Palin

"I just got off the phone with Lynne. I can tell you that she hasn't sent her any gifts, but that she does support Sarah and, of course, can empathize with their situation," says Curt Handling, Spears' publicist at the Thomas Nelson publishing company. This is contrary to news reports that circulated yesterday that Jamie-Lynn and Co. had sent a bunch of baby shit from Petit Tresor to Bristol Palin. How would any of the Spears clan have time to send anything to Bristol Palin? They're al...

David Spade Is a Daddy, Doesn’t Seem to Much Care

A Playboy Playmate that David Spade had sex with, like, twice popped out his child in Missouri last week, and he'd like everyone to know that, at some point, he will get around to seeing this child. "David and Jillian [Grace] have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement," said David's rep. I just feel like this is a statement that could have been better phrased. Like, the first part just kind...

Lynne Spears in New Book: “I Was a Terrible Mother”

Okay, okay, so she doesn't actually say that, but if the Daily Mail is to be believed, it's pretty much the underlying message of Lynne Spears' new tell-all about what a trainwreck Britney was growing up. The Mail claims they were leaked a copy of the book, Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World. Here's some of what they have to say about its contents. Lynne Spears claims Britney was drinking not long after joining joined Disney's Mickey Mouse Club, a U.S. var...

Gorgeous!

Ever since dumping that crazy conman Rafaello Follieri, Anne Hathaway's fashion choices have been phenomenal. How freakin' amazing does she look at the Venice Film Festival premiere of her new film, Rachel Getting Married? And it's not just the dress that's getting rave reviews! The film is already generating Oscar buzz for Anne, who plays a drug addict who leaves rehab to attend her sister's wedding. "An award-worthy Anne Hathaway gives the story a clear central focus," wrote the...

Jennie Garth Discusses Her Young Daughter’s Illness

Oh, poor Jennie Garth! I had no idea she'd been going through something like this. Apparently her 5-year-old daughter, Lola, recently got very sick and no one could figure out what was wrong with her. "I was basically locked in a closet with her for three months." Leaving all vanity behind, "I didn't exercise or eat healthy," she adds. "I had been a 27 in my jeans after Dancing With the Stars and I was so excited. But it really went back quickly. I definitely gained inches and a size." Finally, doctors were able to diagnose her daughter's ailm...