"oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y'all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up"
Courtney Love, in her latest MySpace blog, on the purity ring conversations from last night's VMAs.
I'd print the rest of her blog, but I don't want the entire Internet to implode under the sheer weight of Courtney Love's insanity and poor grammar. ...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
BRILLIANT!
This is the kind of genius I wish I possessed. I don't care who you're voting for -- this shit is funny.
If you want to see just the video showing on the bluescreen without the RNC stuff, it's after the jump.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
BRILLIANT!
This is the kind of genius I wish I possessed. I don't care who you're voting for -- this shit is funny.
If you want to see just the video showing on the bluescreen without the RNC stuff, it's after the jump.
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Here's Jessica making her first appearance at the country music institution.
While her performance was mediocre at best (why do they keep panning to the back-up singers?), even the old-fashioned audience members realized that her outfit was abhorrent ... but they had different reasons for thinking that than I did.
Audience members, it seemed, couldn't believe her costume choice. "I think she should have put some clothes on," one viewer said. While another one responded to how she liked Simpson's performance with: "I loved that new girl, Crystal [Shawanda] – and she was dressed appropriately."
I think Jess looks like a bobble-head doll throughout this whole performance. Like a bobble-head doll from 1984. This is all very sad, Jessica. />
Here's Jessica making her first appearance at the country music institution.
While her performance was mediocre at best (why do they keep panning to the back-up singers?), even the old-fashioned audience members realized that her outfit was abhorrent ... but they had different reasons for thinking that than I did.
Audience members, it seemed, couldn't believe her costume choice. "I think she should have put some clothes on," one viewer said. While another one responded to how she lik...
The Mini-Me sex tape is ON THE INTERNET!!!!
It's $9.95 for a one-week "membership" to the site, but just the photos on the front page are worth seeing.
I'll wait until someone puts it on YouTube.
HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!!
This makes my whole day!!!...
Here's Patrick Dempsey, attending an event at his kids' school in Santa Monica.
What I wanna know is who tipped off the paparazzi that he was gonna be there. And this photo isn't even an exclusive, meaning some jackass PTA mom called every photo agency in her book to be all like "Patrick Dempsey RSVP'd for Meet the Teachers night" or some shit. What an ass. ...
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Jennifer Aniston chose an unfortunate fabric to wear to the premiere of Management at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, and you can see her little nipple covering in a bunch of the red carpet photos.
Here's my line of thinking: this thing obviously isn't there to prevent the nipple from showing up in photos, or they would have made the damn thing black, right? And it's not there to provide lifting or separating for her tits, because it's totally not doing that, right? So it must be the...
She may not have performed, but The Britney Spears Comeback officially started tonight, at the VMAs. Collecting all three of the awards for which she was nominated and appearing calm, poised, gracious and sober on-stage, it was the Britney we all used to know and love.
Some more thoughts as I was watching:
So I thought the bit at the beginning with Britney and Jonah Hill was actually really cute. Mostly because Jonah Hill is awesome, also because he called her "Brit-Brit," and lastly be...
Dara Torres, the 41-year-old silver medalist in Beijing, had the opportunity to walk in the Charles Nolan show at NY fashion week on Sunday ... along with her two-year-old daughter.
Talk about superwoman!
Dude, I would totally kill a homeless man for those legs. And I'm like half her age. I hope my trainer is reading this. Are you reading this, Kristen? This is what I want my legs to look like. Also, I would prefer not to have to work very hard to make them look that way. Can you do that p...
So here they are.
Discuss.
Conspicuously absent from red carpet photos: Paris Hilton, who attended the event with Pete Wentz, but it doesn't look like she posed beforehand. Weird. Britney also didn't do the carpet.
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Samantha Ronson declined to walk the red carpet with Lindsay Lohan at the VMAs, but you better believe she was sitting right next to her as the show began.
Why no red carpet, girls???...
Christina Aguilera's VMA look.
Discuss....