OMG, Michael Lohan is such a dickwad. Unbelievable dickwad. He released these audio tapes of his daughter sobbing hysterically on the phone as "proof" that she needs help and is in a "fragile state."
Lindsay claimed on her Twitter that the tapes are several years old and that Michael edited them.
I don't know if that's true or not, but what this sounds like to me is the voice of a very sad young woman who's calling her father for support. Lord knows that, on really rough days, I've...
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It's those Filipino prisoners, this time dancing to Queen's greatest hits.
I just think this is so cool. I'm glued to it. And I know I should look at it and think, "Wow, this is awesome, I want to join a dance crew." But instead I think, "Wow, this is awesome, I want to go to jail in the Philippines."
And that kind of thinking, my friends, is why you're watching this to kill time at your real job, and I'm still here writing a gossip blog. />
It's those Filipino prisoners, this time dancing to Queen's greatest hits.
I just think this is so cool. I'm glued to it. And I know I should look at it and think, "Wow, this is awesome, I want to join a dance crew." But instead I think, "Wow, this is awesome, I want to go to jail in the Philippines."
And that kind of thinking, my friends, is why you're watching this to kill time at your real job, and I'm still here writing a gossip blog. ...
I'm just saying. Really, Jodie, I'm rootin' for you here, but take a step back, stay out of the spotlight and get a few years of sobriety under your belt before you run around the talk show circuit telling everyone about how you were Relapse City for the past few years but this time you are sober forever for realsies and you can prove it because you'll have a whole year sober in December. Just slow it down, hon. People will still want to read about Stephanie Tanner smoking meth in five years. By that time, you can probably co-release your drug-addiction book with Mary-Kate Olsen's. />Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
I'm just saying. Really, Jodie, I'm rootin' for you here, but take a step back, stay out of the spotlight and get a few years of sobriety under your belt before you run around the talk show circuit telling everyone about how you were Relapse City for the past few years but this time you are sober forever for realsies and you can prove it because you'll have a whole year sober in December. Just slow it down, hon. People will still want to...
I've been buzzing about it all week on my Twitter (and you would have gotten a sneak preview if you followed me on Twitter!), but as a final thank you to Carmex for keeping this website in business another month, we did a rap video about their latest product, Carmex Moisture Plus. My cohorts here were Staci Parlari (you can catch her on Twitter here) and total hottie Guy Borgford (on Twitter here). I also have to give a major shout-out to Laremy Legel at Film.com for taking all the video (his Twitter? Is here.) We had SO MUCH FUN putting this together, and we hope you guys get a laugh out of it.
In all seriousness, though, we've had like a million little Carmex Moisture Plus applicators hanging around the office for the better part of the month courtesy of their PR team, and everyone keeps picking them up and using them and being like, "Oh, hey, is this the product we're promoting this month? Wow. I really like this stuff. Can I keep this one?" So there ya go. Genuine endorsement. We like the product. We liked it so much we rapped. Enjoy. />
I've been buzzing about it all week on my Twitter (and you would have gotten a sneak preview if you followed me on Twitter!), but as a final thank you to Carmex for keeping this website in business another month, we did a rap video about their latest product, Carmex Moisture Plus. My cohorts here were Staci Parlari (you can catch her on Twitter here) and total hottie Guy Borgford (on Twitter here). I also have to give a major shout-out to Laremy Legel at Film.com for taking all the video (hi...
So I guess Jimmy Choo is doing a line for H&M. So of course they need to do a big Hollywood launch party for it. And they get a whole bunch of celebs to come. But whoever did the lighting on the red carpet completely fucked it up, so nobody gets to look good except for Hayden Panettiere, who can't possibly look bad no matter what.
And then you have this completely tragic picture of Olivia Wilde, who is still basically the most beautiful human being on the planet, but she really need to av...
Hooray! New Moon's almost out, which can only mean one thing: Lots and lots of pictures of Kristen Stewart looking disgruntled on red carpets all over the world. ZOMG THERE IS NOTHING I LOVE MORE. Up first: Kristen (along with Taylor Lautner) in Mexico City, doing photo calls for "Luna Nueva."
As part of her humanitarian efforts, Kristen supported the local economy by purchasing her entire outfit from a street vendor in a nearby slum. At first he wanted fifty pesos for it, but she got him down to forty. Well played, Bella!
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Rihanna's new album comes out in less than a month, so it's obviously time to start talking about domestic violence. Sigh. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad she's talking, I just wish it didn't have to have the stench of a PR stunt surrounding it.
Rihanna did an interview with Diane Sawyer, to air on Good Morning America on Thursday and Friday, and you better believe ABC is going to be leaking little quotes from it about every 12 hours up until that time.
"This happened to me ... i...
Someone's trying to suck up to our little gossip blog! Supermodel Karolina Kurkova gave birth last week to a healthy baby boy, whom she named Tobin Jack Drury. (The baby daddy is her fiance, producer Archie Drury.)
Ummm, Wendie's last name is Tobin, and one her sons is named Jack. Coincidence? I think not. Obviously Karolina is hoping to be the first celebrity parent in years whose baby's name isn't mocked on this website. Very smart, Karolina. Very, very smart. Your evil plan has proven vic...
I think execs over at Sony kind of screwed themselves by spending months acting like it would be impossible to get tickets to This Is It, the Michael Jackson concert flick. They were trying to create buzz, but it seems like fans really believed them, and didn't even bother trying. The film brought in just $20.7 million over the Halloween weekend, much less than Sony expected. They've realized their mistake, and now they're trying to make it clear to audiences that they can, in fact, get ticke...
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Like, twinnish, even?
These days they just look like two random chicks who met when they got rejected from one of Hef's girlfriend casting sessions for "dressing like poor people but not in a good way" and then decided they'd form their own club where their only master would be The Art of the Smirk.
These shots are from the 2009 Council of Fashion Designers of America's new members reception in NYC. Because fashion is WHAT THEY DO NOW. Awkward and sung-off-key VHS movies for the aged 2-5 demographic...
That's right, kids, you're running out of time to enter our super-awesome giveaway of a trip of your choice to either Napa Valley or Las Vegas. All you have to do is send an email to proposalcontest@gmail.com with your funniest proposal story. To answer some FAQs:
1) The proposal doesn't have to have happened to YOU. It just needs to be TRUE and ORIGINAL and
2) The contest prize includes airfare, hotel and rental car for three days and two nights.
The full list of rules is here. The co...