I Think I Figured Out This Sarah Palin Thing September 9, 2008Evil BeetJohn McCain, Sarah Palin I'm in the gym tonight, jogging away on the treadmill (going on two months smoke-free, woot woot!!! I can JOG!!!) and I have my iPod on and I'm blasting my music, but the guy running next to me has the TV tuned to CNN. And I can't hear anything they're saying, but they're obviously talking about Sarah Palin. And they're just showing clip after clip after clip of her hitting the campaign trail with McCain. Smiling, waving, holding her baby, embracing her daughters, looking sisterly with Cindy McCa...
Can You Beat This Game? September 9, 2008Evil BeetShia LaBeouf So the new promo for the Shia LaBeouf film Eagle Eye is a kickass virtual game that you can play at eagleeyefreefall.com. Basically, you become a secret agent and the game actually calls your cell phone with instructions from your agency -- and then you start making phone calls on their behalf. It's very innovative and very cool, even if the technology doesn't always quite understand what you're trying to say. Here's my question: Is this thing beatable? No matter what I try, I fail in my missio...
Say It Ain’t So! September 9, 2008Evil BeetSarah Jessica Parker Spotted: Fashion icon Sarah Jessica Parker wearing those atrocious Katie Holmes-inspired man pants with the cuffs rolled. Sigh. It's all over, kids. These things are in. Now excuse me while I go buy a pair of Spiderman boys' underwear and use them as a headband, since that's clearly the direction the fashion world is heading. ...
Holly Madison’s Look: Love It or Leave It? September 9, 2008Evil BeetHolly Madison Hugh Hefner's main squeeze leaves the Ivy after having lunch with girlfriends. And normally I don't go after the things celebs wear on the street, but when you go to the Ivy it's basically the same thing as walking the red carpet. You KNOW you're going to be photographed. So she's fair game here. Holly's currently battling rumors that she's on the verge of leaving Hef for magician Criss Angel. Ew! Holly, if you're gonna leave Hef, give us a story we can work with, baby. Get with Ge...
Another Fighting Champ Found Dead! September 9, 2008Evil BeetEvan Tanner What's with this fighting champ curse??? UFC middleweight titleholder Evan Tanner was found dead in the mountain area near Palo Verde, California on Monday. He was 37 years old. Tanner had trekked into the desert on a journey to "cleanse" himself, according to Douglas Vincitorio of Tanner's management team. "He went out to the desert to do a 'cleansing' as he called it. Kind of like 'Survivor Man.'" These short trips were not new to Tanner, said Vincitorio. It is something that he has done nu...
More Borat Lawsuits Tossed Out September 9, 2008Evil BeetBorat, Sacha Baron Cohen Don't always be so quick to sign releases to appear in films, folks -- the courts seem to side with the filmmakers. They've thrown out three more lawsuits against the producers of the Borat film by people who either disliked the way they were portrayed in the film or wanted a cut of its profits. The Baltimore-based driver's education teacher who gets behind the wheel with Borat and two etiquette coaches (including the one who had to explain that human feces belong in the toilet, not at th...
Paris, Not France September 9, 2008Evil BeetAdria Petty, Benji Madden, Paris Hilton Paris Hilton and Benji Madden hit up the Toronto Film Festival on Tuesday for the premiere of Paris, Not France, a documentary film about -- what else? -- the life of Paris Hilton. The film is the first feature effort for director Adria Petty. With close access to Hilton, Petty shot extensive footage of Hilton talking about her image, her notorious sex tape, the tabloid photographers who follow her and just the business of being herself. "I'm basically being judged, and they're creating thi...
It’s Working! September 9, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized After McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as VP and the Republican National Convention, John McCain's numbers went up six percent, mostly because he gained a TON of support from independent voters, and even won over quite a few Democrats. Here's my theory: Before the Sarah Palin nonsense, Barack Obama's campaign had all the hype, all the glamor, all the excitement. Sarah Palin brings those things to the McCain campaign, which had previously been a non-story about an old white dude who's run fo...
Usher’s Expecting Baby #2 September 9, 2008Evil BeetTameka Foster, Usher Usher and his shim of a wife, Tameka Foster, are expecting another kiddo, one of his close friends confirms. The couple already have one son, Usher Raymond V (nicknamed "Cinco"), born in November 2007. I guess I should be excited for the couple, but I really hate this chick he's married to. I think she's butt-ugly and all I hear is what a diva bitch she is. I'm still bitter on behalf of Chilli. ...
Uh, Ashton Kutcher’s Coaching High-School Football September 9, 2008Evil BeetAshton Kutcher The freshman football team at LA's exclusive Harvard-Westlake school just got a whole lot cooler than varsity. Ashton Kutcher is their new assistant coach. And, no, it's not for a role. "I asked him why he wanted to coach," said the head coach of the team about Ashton's interview process. "He said he's a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said he’d always wanted to coach." Ashton will attend practice five days a week and re...
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits are Totally Real September 9, 2008Evil BeetLindsay Lohan Do you know why I love you guys? Well, many reasons, but one of them is that, no matter how many pictures of Lindsay Lohan I run, I get emails from you guys, like, "Can you run more photos of Lindsay Lohan?" Sigh. This is why we get along so well, you guys. I'd say the best argument for Ali Lohan's tits being real are these awesome side boob shots of La Lohan from the VMAs. These things are real and they are glorious, people. These girls are just genetically inclined to have phenom...
Victoria Beckham’s First Line of Dresses Revealed! September 9, 2008Evil BeetVictoria Beckham Apparently all the buzz at New York Fashion Week is about Victoria Beckham's Pret a Porter dress collection. Says the Style.com review: Every one of them could've been pulled from Beckham's own closet. The silhouette is beyond body-conscious, ultra-fitted from shoulder line to below the knee, with special seams along the derriere and torso to ensure against flat rear ends and busts, respectively. And each comes with woman-friendly details like a rose-gold back zipper ("so you don't hav...