Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Show Us Your Hand!

Stupid Shia LaBeouf has his left hand in his damn pocket in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO from the Eagle Eye LA premiere. You can see a little hint of the cast here, but, for the most part, he's just being a total cocktease about it. Whip it out, Shia! Also there: Megan Fox, looking totally edible, Michelle Monaghan, looking totally pregnant, and Rosario Dawson, looking like she's had some work done, but I can't pinpoint what. [gallery]...

Paris Hilton Says She’s Really Found Her New BFF

Heh, right. Paris Hilton claims that the winner of My New BFF is actually her new best friend. "The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we're really friends," she told reporters. "We've been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now." Whatever. I'm just jealous because I totally forgot to apply to be on this show. I really think I could have won. ...

Just Because

The very best of Kelly Kapoor. It is, however, missing one of my all-time favorite Kelly moments, which is below. I'm just having a weird day. [source] /> The very best of Kelly Kapoor. It is, however, missing one of my all-time favorite Kelly moments, which is below. I'm just having a weird day. [source]...

Gossip Girl’s Still Going Strong

S, B, Little J and Co. scored their highest numbers ever on Monday night, bringing in 3.7M viewers. Very impressive! You'll recall that fellow CW-er 90210 saw a HUGE drop last week from its series opener. But we're going to find out who fathered Kelly's son tonight ... will you be watching? I totally won't. I'll be at the Film.com Trivia Night (which is where you should be, too, if you're in the Seattle area), so hopefully someone will shoot me a text to let me know who the father is, so that I can fi...

LA Cops Get Wrist-Slapping for Jamie-Lynn Spears Decoy

Remember how, when Jamie-Lynn Spears visited LA last week with her baby in tow, the uniformed cops actually escorted a FAKE Jamie-Lynn out the door to distract the paps while JLS herself was escorted directly off the tarmac from a Delta flight? Apparently the higher-ups were not super-psyched that the LAX cops got to have so much fun. "It is not the policy or practice for Airport Police to provide a celebrity decoy," LAX spokesman Albert Rodriguez says. "Airport Police has opened an interna...

Fun with YouTube: Rihanna, “Rehab”

So I realize that I'm, like, two or three years late in getting on the Rihanna bandwagon, but for whatever reason I decided a couple weeks ago to start listening to her music, and I'm kind of obsessed with a bunch of her stuff now, especially this song, "Rehab." I just play it over and over again -- along with "Disturbia" and "Breakin' Dishes" -- and I can't get enough. /> So I realize that I'm, like, two or three years late in getting on the Rihanna bandwagon, but for whatever reason I decided a couple weeks ago to start listening to her music, and I'm kind of obsessed with a bunch of her stuff now, especially this song, "Rehab." I just play it over and over again -- along with "Disturbia" and "Breakin' Dishes" -- and I can't get enough. ...

Tobey Maguire Schedules Film Shoot Around Daddy Duty

So the Spiderman protagonist has been asked to shoot Spidermans 4 and 5 in a single six-month period (back-to-back), and he agreed -- granted he got mornings and evenings off to spend with his 22-month-old daughter, Ruby Sweetheart. Maguire was willing to shoot Spider-Man 4 and 5 back-to-back over six months next year but insisted he should take early mornings and evenings off so he could play with his “favourite blonde”, Ruby Sweetheart, who is 22 months old. The 33-year-old ac...

Audrina Patridge Is a Very Serious Actress

The Hills starlet has been cast alongside fellow "actress" Rumer Willis in the upcoming slasher remake The House on Sorority Row, which sounds a lot like the plot of I Know What You Did Last Summer but probably with more nip-slips and less Jennifer Love Hewitt. There are two very pleasant pieces of information that come along with this news: 1) The film will be shooting in Pittsburgh, PA this winter, which is far away from LA and paparazzi and maybe we won't have to see either Audrin...