Absolute cuteness was the name of the game as Melissa Joan Hart sat courtside at the Knicks vs. Hawks game with her hubby, Mark Wilkerson. They actually look like they're in love and not just putting on a show for the cameras. I love it. I'm glad things turned out so well for Melissa. Remember when she was all BFF with Britney Spears like a million years ago? And she was in the "Crazy" video? That was just weird.
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The always-accommodating Carrie Prejean staged perhaps the worst attempt at an interview walk-off I've ever seen last night on CNN. Larry King keeps asking her why she settled with the Miss California organization -- she settled, of course, because they had a video of her masturbating. But she doesn't want to talk about that, and, although Larry never directly poses a question about it, she claims he's being "inappropriate" and gently removes her microphone. Then she just whispers off-stage to someone for a good thirty seconds on live national television while Larry has a panic attack and begs her forgiveness. It's such total weak sauce. I mean, if you're gonna walk out of an interview, Carrie, do it with some panache. If you had any gay friends, I bet they would have taught you how to make a dramatic exit.
I know you have a book to promote, but maybe stick to the pre-taped interviews if you want to be a whiny bitch about freakin' everything. />
The always-accommodating Carrie Prejean staged perhaps the worst attempt at an interview walk-off I've ever seen last night on CNN. Larry King keeps asking her why she settled with the Miss California organization -- she settled, of course, because they had a video of her masturbating. But she doesn't want to talk about that, and, although Larry never directly poses a question about it, she claims he's being "inappropriate" and gently removes her microphone. Then she just whispers off-stage ...
And you know what? I love it. Is it un-hip in the world of snark to love Lady Gaga? Maybe, but I kind of do. I love this song, and I love the creative fashion in this video. I sometimes get annoyed with her running off to parties and awards shows in her avant-garde garb, but a music video is exactly where that shit belongs, and she pulls it off here with panache. The bathtub scene kind of reminds me of that scene in Britney's "Everytime" video, but much cooler. And make sure to stay tuned until the last shot, which is hilarious and awesome.
Can someone tell me what she's saying during the French part? Is that even French? I took a semester in college, but, ya know, I was pretty drunk in college. Actually, I took that final wasted -- because who the fuck schedules a final exam at 8:30 pm on a Friday and expects a 19-year-old me to show up sober, right? -- and got the highest score in the class. I was, like, Parisian that night. I do much better with foreign languages when I'm drunk, apparently. But I'm sober right now, so I have no idea what she's saying. />
And you know what? I love it. Is it un-hip in the world of snark to love Lady Gaga? Maybe, but I kind of do. I love this song, and I love the creative fashion in this video. I sometimes get annoyed with her running off to parties and awards shows in her avant-garde garb, but a music video is exactly where that shit belongs, and she pulls it off here with panache. The bathtub scene kind of reminds me of that scene in Britney's "Everytime" video, but much cooler. And make sure to stay tuned until the last shot, w...
My mother watched Taylor Swift on SNL this weekend. Then she called me and was like, "I watched that Taylor Swift girl on Saturday Night Live. I don't understand what the big deal is. I wasn't impressed."
I am no longer on speaking terms with my mother.
Because Taylor Swift is hands-down the greatest person in the world, and I am going to adopt her as my little sister and then we are going to be best friends and do everything together and she will write songs about me titled things l...
I have to say, I don't have a lot of sympathy for the photog who got his ass punched and bloodied by Mike Tyson at LAX on Wednesday. Tyson was trying to find his misplaced luggage after a flight from London with his wife and 10-month-old daughter when the photog reportedly got in his face. Look, I get it, violence is never the answer, but you've gotta have some sort of death wish to be anything but uber-polite to Mike Tyson, especially when he's with his family. The guy's had a hell of a yea...
Everyone hates her, but I guess she makes good TV. At least she used to. I don't think anyone finds her relevant anymore, except for maybe Donald Trump, who's hard-set on reclaiming his television success of days gone by. He's teaming up with the crazy, divorced bitch for a dating show called Omarosa's Ultimate Merger. Okay, first off: That's a porn flick, not a television show. I expect someone will make the corresponding fuck film in the next couple of months, and I expect more people will watch tha...
Molls reported yesterday that Saved by the Bell-er Tiffani-Amber Thiessen was expecting a baby with her husband, Brady Smith. I'd taken the day off, but that morning a friend of mine sent over this adorable baby announcement that Tiffani and her husband emailed out to their friends. So cute! Congrats to the happy couple! It's nice to see a former child star grow up, get married and get pregnant, all without a DUI or jail time or a crotch shot. ...
God, this motherfucker is so goddamn insane. I mean, really, he'll go down in the annals of history as being one of the most freakishly insane media figures of all time. Adolf Hitler is hopping around on hot coals in hell all like, "This Lohan guy's a real asshole, right?"
It's been a great week for Radar, which has been systematically releasing these completely evil taped phone conversations that Michael gave them. They released one yesterday of Lindsay's old assistant, Jenni Muro, telli...
I just wanted to drop you guys a note about my friend Brent's boutique perfume line, Smell Bent. I've blogged about him before. He sent me a sampler of his first round of scents, and I am not even exaggerating when I say they totally changed the way I think about wearing perfume. These scents are like nothing I've ever worn before -- so fun and sexy and creative and original. I feel like a million bucks when I wear them. I know a bunch of you guys ordered the sampler, too, and loved it. Your...
Aaaaand this is how you know you're too famous.
The paps followed Madonna all the way to her NYC gynecologist today. At least that's what they claim. But then they say they had Lourdes hail her a cab before she'd leave the building. Ummmm, why was Lourdes with her at the gynecologist? Or were they both at the gynecologist for Lourdes' appointment? Or what if they were in the building for a different and less funny reason? SO MANY QUESTIONS! But I will tell you this: I would rather have my va...
This outfit is just, like, the worst idea ever, in so many ways. It's not even the boxy shape that's the problem, it's the fact that it's so damn tight in the middle. It scrunches up her breasts and makes it look like she has fat rolls, when she's obviously like the thinnest person ever. At least her makeup looks really pretty, and James Marsden looks hot.
You know what's really unfair?
James Marsden is 36 and Cameron Diaz is 37. They're about the same age. But while Cameron looks lik...