Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Adam Lambert’s Album Comes Out Next Week and Lady Gaga’s New Album Is Streaming on Rhapsody and Both Are Amazing

6a00d8341c630a53ef012875b9d13f970c-300wi Adam Lambert's debut album, For Your Entertainment, drops next week, and early reviews are in, and they're awesome. Says the Associated Press: This vocal chameleon can be all things to all listeners, and he kills at whatever he sings. Lambert is equally adept at hard rock, pop, disco, and power ballads, often blending ingredients of several in a single track to produce unforgettable results. The LA Times is less blatantly enamored, but still positive: "For Your Entertainment" is a polish...

Is It Time to Put Joe Francis in Jail Forever Yet?

joe_francis_is_pure_evil Man, it's been awhile since I've ranted about my least favorite human rapist on the planet. But Joe Francis is putting Nic Cage's tax issues to shame -- he owes the IRS approximately $34 MILLION for back taxes from 2001, 2002 and 2003. The Federal Tax Lien doc was filed today. The IRS claims Joe owes the money for 3 years of back taxes -- 2001, 2002 and 2003. In 2001, the IRS says Joe didn't pay $17,658,358. In 2002, the delinquency is $11,238,582.14, and in 2003, he owes $4,922,147. It was less t...

Amy Winehouse Is Still in the Hospital, Nicole Richie Joins Her

17034235nicole_richie_march_of_dimes1118200992737PM Don't worry, you guys, they're not in the hospital together. No single hospital has enough morphine for that. (Oh, wait, Nicole doesn't have a drug problem anymore ... yeeeeah.) But Amy's still in a London hospital because her "cold medication" -- God, I can't even type this with a straight face -- interacted poorly with some "other" medications she was on. Ummmm yes. When you take 32 Nyquil and 18 Vicodin, they interact poorly. That's true, Amy. Glad we've cleared that up. Nicole's at Cedars...

Courtenay Semel Says Samantha Ronson Sabotaged Her Friendship with Lindsay Lohan

71212j1_lohan_l_b_gr_12 I've had a weird fascination with Courtenay Semel ever since she was on that random TV show where they made spoiled rich kids drive cattle. I think it has something to do with the way her first name is spelled. I just don't think I'd be able to talk to her without being all like, "Heeeeey, Court-e-naaaaaay." Also it's a neat coincidence that the last sound there is "neigh" and she kind of looks like a horse. That was mean. Pretend I didn't say it. Anyway. Court's on the cover of lesbo-riffic ma...

This Was Taken at a Tribute Event for Tim Burton, But Still …

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen at Tim Burton Tribute Event Pictures Photos Mary-Kate's lipstick is creeping me out a little bit. Like I'd be scared to go to her for a haircut, you know what I mean? The Olsen duo made an appearance at the Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC. Also there, making one of what I'm sure will be a million future red carpet appearances to come, was Gabourey Sidibe, the star of the uber-buzzing Precious. Plus: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Danny DeVito, Veronica Webb, the lovely Ashley Greene, and Brooke ...

It’s MOVEMBER, Bitches!!!

249941 My friend Andrew has been sporting this completely ridiculous porn-star moustache all month, posting occasional pics of its progress on Facebook, and his girlfriend STILL hasn't broken up with him over it. Finally I was like "Okay. I give up. Why are you doing this? And why is she allowing it?" Apparently it is MOvember, you guys. In the month of November, dudes grow moustaches to raise funds and awareness for men's health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer. I think that's ...

Kris Allen’s Album Drops Today, So It’s Important He Throw Its Producers Under the Bus as Quickly as Possible

Seriously, dude? The American Idol winner's album comes out today, and so he's running around MTV studios talking about how he dislikes the cover of Kanye's "Heartless" he put on the album, and it's all the producer's fault. The album version (and the interview) is above. I quite like this version, to be honest. I almost like it better than Kanye's version. But whatever, I'm just waiting patiently for Adam Lambert's album to come out. /> MTV Shows Seriously, dude? The American Idol winner's album comes out today, and so he's running around MTV studios talking about how he dislikes the cover of Kanye's "Heartless" he put on the album, and it's all the producer's fault. The album version (and the interview) is above. I quite like this version, to be honest. I almost like it better than Kanye's version. But whatever, I'm just waiting patiently for Adam Lambert's album to come out. ...

MOCA 30th Anniversary Dresses!!!

Chloe Sevigny at MOCA 30th Anniversary Party Pictures Photos I swear, anytime an event involves an art museum, the dresses are uh-MAY-zing. It's like being around art inspires people to look artistic. Whenever I see on the photo services that there was some manner of art event -- in this case, MOCA's 30th anniversary in LA -- I just get SO EXCITED to see all the dresses. This event was no exception. Everyone -- even the usually atrocious Chloe Sevigny -- looked adorable and glamorous. OK, one exception: Sandra Oh, who I think was running late for her Pira...

Chaz Bono Is Boobless!!!

91116X4_BONO_B-GR_01 Oooooh, it is SO MUCH FUN to watch this change take place! I'm so happy for him! Chastity Chaz Bono, who's in the middle of a female-to-male sex change, is at last boobless! The photogs caught him at LAX yesterday, and I have to say he's starting to look more like a man and less like a woman trying to look like a man. What fun to get to watch this transformation! And this has nothing to do with anything, but I'm kind of obsessing on Marc Cohn's "Walking in Memphis" right now -- did I ment...