Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Allison Iraheta’s Debut Album Drops Tomorrow

It's just one Idol album after another right now! Allison Iraheta -- my second-fave of last season, although she placed fourth -- is releasing her album, Just Like You, tomorrow. (It's already available on iTunes.) You can catch the video for her first single, "Friday I'll Be Over U," above. And below find another single off the album, "Robot Love." I have to admit -- I'm really disappointed. I feel like they took this phenomenal, versatile, nuanced singer and forced her into really cheesy teen-pop that doesn't even begin to show off her capability. And my knee-jerk reaction is just to resent anyone who spells "You" as "U" in the title of a song. Like, you are not singing an instant message. It's just a matter of time before Britney Spears comes out with a track called "You Make Me Angry >:( But I Will Still Bang You ;) Because You Have a Giant Penis 8========|)" In fairness, I haven't heard the whole album yet, but I'm already annoyed with whomever produced this crap. >:( /> It's just one Idol album after another right now! Allison Iraheta -- my second-fave of last season, although she placed fourth -- is releasing her album, Just Like You, tomorrow. (It's already available on iTunes.) You can catch the video for her first single, "Friday I'll Be Over U," above. And below find another single off the album, "Robot Love." I have to admit -- I'm really disappointed. I feel like they took this phenomenal, versatile, nuanced singer and forced her into really che...

Susan Boyle’s Album Makes UK Chart History

Susan Boyle's dream is officially realized. Although she didn't win Britain's Got Talent, she clearly captured the hearts of plenty of people who didn't bother to vote, because her debut album, I Dreamed a Dream, sold more than 410,000 copies -- the biggest first week sales for a debut album in UK chart history. (For comparison, Britney Spears' Circus sold 505,000 in its first week.) This month, the record became the largest global CD pre-order in the 14-year history of Amazon.com. It's expected to top the US charts as well. Congratulations, Susan!!! Above hear Susan singing her hit cover of "Wild Horses." /> Susan Boyle's dream is officially realized. Although she didn't win Britain's Got Talent, she clearly captured the hearts of plenty of people who didn't bother to vote, because her debut album, I Dreamed a Dream, sold more than 410,000 copies -- the biggest first week sales for a debut album in UK chart history. (For comparison, Britney Spears' Circus sold 505,000 in its first week.) This month, the record became the largest global CD pre-order in the 14-year history of Amazon.com. It's expected to top the US cha...

David Hasselhoff’s Daughters Are So Totally Screwed

pamela_bach If ya hadn't heard, David Hasselhoff is back to drinking (shocker!), and he was rushed to the hospital on Friday with seizures. Because he's going to die of alcoholism soon. His daughters are devastated, obvi, so their mother, Pamela Bach -- who spent the better part of last year ranting about what a horrible and hopeless alcoholic he was -- spent some time with them and then went out and got drunk. Because that's a really great example to set for your daughters, who are basically, at this point, guaranteed ...

Tiger Woods May or May Not Have Been Cheating on His Wife (But Probably Was)

*Nov 29 - 00:05* When we first mentioned that Tiger Woods had crashed his car into a tree outside his home at 2:30 in the morning and wound up unconscious on the ground, several of you were shrewd enough to mention in the comments that, perhaps, everything was not domestic bliss in that home. It turns out there might be some truth to that rumor -- before the incident, the National Enquirer had reported that Tiger was having an affair with the black-rope queen of the NYC nightclub scene, Rachel Uchitel. That'...

Good Morning America Shuns Glambert, Has Open Arms For Chris Brown

article-1230789-0758E227000005DC-451_468x447 Ed Note: This is a cross-post from our sister site Zelda Lily and is written by Sarah Spangenberg. The original post is here. Good Morning America has never been one to shy away from controversy and this time -- well, this time they haven't, either. To the contrary: they've actually stirred it up more than ever before and encouraged the brou-ha-ha surrounding Adam Lambert's performance on the recent American Music Awards with some homo-avoidant behavior. After Adam Lambert's "X"-rated, cr...

Tiger Woods in Serious Condition After Car Accident

tiger_woods I have to admit, I don't quite understand this: Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported. Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported. Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released. A Health Central hospit...

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom Get Into the Same Car and So Are Obviously in Love

91126L1_ANISTON_B-GR_14 The paparazzi caught Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in the same car in London after the both flew into Heathrow. They exited the airport separately, but ended up getting into the same car, so now we all get to assume that they're dating. I've got no idea why they're both in London (filming a movie, maybe? I refuse to pay for IMDBPro to find out), but I hope they at least both had somewhere lovely to spend Thanksgiving, even if it was in each other's genitals. [gallery]...

Swiss Authorities Quietly Move Roman Polanski to House Arrest

roman_polanski Oh, the things you can get away with on Thanksgiving, while everyone in our country is way too busy overeating to bother getting all up in arms about the justice system. After spending two months in a Swiss jail, director Roman Polanski has been granted bail and will be moved to house arrest while Swiss authorities debate whether to extradite him to the U.S. But don't you worry about Roman -- his "house arrest" is a $1.6 million chalet in Gstaad. He'll survive. Polanski will be moved onc...

I Guess Britney Got the Kids for the Holiday

59011721kevin_federline_victoria_prince_ed_hardy11272009122118AM Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, were spotted at an Ed Hardy promotional event in Brisbane, Australia. I think it's phenomenally strange that Kevin Federline is still famous anywhere, let alone all the way over in Australia. But I guess if you're an American celebrity and you're looking to be photographed this week, the place to be is anywhere outside the U.S.. Because no one in the U.S. is working this week, the photo agencies are making everybody crazy trying to push photos ...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Since this was my first year cooking any part of Thanksgiving dinner alone, I figured I'd feel less lonely about it if I shared it with everyone on here. So I did the obvious: I videotaped the whole process and uploaded it to YouTube and put it in on my heavily-trafficked celebrity gossip website. I am no longer alone in my cooking. Plus you guys were really helpful on Twitter and Facebook when I asked for recipe ideas, so I thought I'd show you which recipes I ended up making and how they turned out. I also thought it could be a cool opportunity for you guys to share YOUR favorite Thanksgiving recipes in the comments. I know we're all looking for yummy ideas and I know we all love to share our favorite dishes. From our family -- Beet, Leo, Josie, Ashley and Max -- to yours, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! We wish you lots of love and gratitude and blessings. /> Since this was my first year cooking any part of Thanksgiving dinner alone, I figured I'd feel less lonely about it if I shared it with everyone on here. So I did the obvious: I videotaped the whole process and uploaded it to YouTube and put it in on my heavily-trafficked celebrity gossip website. I am no longer alone in my cooking. Plus you guys were really helpful on Twitter and Facebook when I asked for recipe ideas, so I thought I'd show you which recipes I ended up making and how th...

Don’t Worry, Amy Winehouse Doesn’t Have a Baseball Bat in Her Hand

91125L1_WINEHOUSE_B_GR_02 It's just wrapping paper. But when I first saw these photos in tiny thumbnail form, I was like, "Oh, God, Amy Winehouse is stalking the streets of London with a bat." False alarm. You can go back outside, London. She looks healthier than she has in ages, but does she have like 50 pairs of those jeans and ballet flats, or has she just been wearing the same ones for the past two years? The paps say the ring on her finger may be an engagement ring from Blake Civil-Fielder, which might be mo...