This is a completely fascinating list. It's the most-watched single episodes of television in the past decade. Are you guys ready???
1. "Friends" -- Series finale
Airdate: May 6, 2004
Viewers: 52.5 million
2. Survivor: Borneo" -- First season finale
Airdate: Aug. 23, 2000
Viewers: 51.7 million
3. "Joe Millionaire" -- First season finale
Airdate: Feb. 17, 2003
Viewers: 40 million
4. "ER" -- Lucy and John Carter fight for their lives after being attacked by a schizophrenic pati...
Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha. I have to admit I totes stole the first part of that headline from my girlfriend, who made that joke last night and really caught me off-guard. I was like "OH MY GOD LIKE ANOTHER TYPE OF OVERSIZED, DANGEROUS CAT BUT SPELLED DIFFERENTLY TO HIGHLIGHT HIS INFIDELITY!" So funny. Wish I'd thought of it first.
The folks at AshleyMadison.com -- the "classy" online way to cheat on your spouse -- have always had a crack PR team, and this Tiger Woods business is an opportunity for them to really shine. They've officially offered Tiger $5M for the "advertisement, endorsement, sale and promotion" of their website. Of course he'll pass on the offer, but it's great publicity. The whole Internet's going to be like "ZOMG Ashley Madison offered Tiger Woods $5M to shill for them!" and then a bunch of people will be like, "Oooh, there's a website I can use specifically to cheat on my wife?" and then everyone will go on the site just to look, nothing more, and then before they know what happened they're in a long-term affair with some lip-injected nightlife hostess and their wife is beating their face in with a golf club on Thanksgiving.
In other news, porn company Vivid Entertainment has announced that they will pay $1 million to "any woman who has proof she was a paramour of Tiger Woods and will sign a contract with the studio." Brilliant. Seriously the next time I hire a PR team I'm going to steal them away from a porn company.
Above find the Ashley Madison ad that was banned from the Super Bowl earlier this year. />
Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha. I have to admit I totes stole the first part of that headline from my girlfriend, who made that joke last night and really caught me off-guard. I was like "OH MY GOD LIKE ANOTHER TYPE OF OVERSIZED, DANGEROUS CAT BUT SPELLED DIFFERENTLY TO HIGHLIGHT HIS INFIDELITY!" So funny. Wish I'd thought of it first.
The folks at AshleyMadison.com -- the "classy" online way to cheat on your spouse -- have always had a crack PR team, and this Tiger Woods business is an opportunity fo...
Traffic on my personal blog has spiked since Wendie announced the very sad news that she's leaving Evil Beet to pursue her own projects. Everyone wants the drama. Sorry to disappoint, but the drama stays with the celebrities, kids. Wendie has been an integral and beloved part of Evil Beet, and I am personally very sad to see her leave. She is heading out with my unending support and friendship, and I'm excited to see the projects she pursues in the future. I've got a full statement on it here if you must have gory deets.
Effective immediately, Molly McAleer is taking over as the Weekday Editor, which is going to rock SO FUCKING HARD, you guys. She will continue to share weekend shifts with the equally hilarious Kelly. So, no, we don't have a job available, but thank you all for your applications. I love you very much. I just don't have a job for you.
xoxo
Beet />Traffic on my personal blog has spiked since Wendie announced the very sad news that she's leaving Evil Beet to pursue her own projects. Everyone wants the drama. Sorry to disappoint, but the drama stays with the celebrities, kids. Wendie has been an integral and beloved part of Evil Beet, and I am personally very sad to see her leave. She is heading out with my unending support and friendship, and I'm excited to see the projects she pursues in the future. I've got a full statement on it here if you m...
I have to make the embarrassing admission that I've started watching The Hills again since Kristin Cavallari came back. I am a lifelong, card-carrying Kristin hater, but, damn, that crazy bitch makes good television. I never thought I could make the switch from LC to KC, but it happened, and I'm sort of in love.
That said, I missed Tuesday night's episode, because I was busy flaking on Ignite Seattle (sorry guys!) and instead making my date watch Bad Girls Club and follow Saranden and Sierra's real-time chat on OxygenLive.com (which was a giant hit tonight -- THANK YOU to everyone who participated!!! We're still kind of on a high about how well it went!)
BGC's season premiere was freakin' amazing -- everyone is fantastically catty and horrid, and I just can't love that show enough. One of the girls called Rihanna a "punk-ass bitch" who deserved to get hit and then she got kicked out of Saddle Ranch for throwing her Red Bull at the bartender (classy times two!) and then there was a giant catfight among the tough girls back at the house over who was "harder." (Answer: My date! HA!!!)
But I guess while I was watching the Bad Girls Club bitches, The Hills was having its season finale party, and Kristin was talking about her regrets from this season. Being a boyfriend-stealing soulless bitch? Not among them. Instead?
It's her now-infamous girl kiss that she kind of wished didn't happen. "I think that sort of my I-wish-I-didn't moment was when I made out with Stacie in Vegas," she explained. "That was one episode I had to call my dad and say, 'Dad, sorry — this is going to be your least favorite episode.' "
It was a moment that not only surprised the audience at home, but also her father. "He said, 'Great.' He was like, 'Oh, great,' and then when he called me — sometimes he'll call me after every episode just to talk about it — he didn't say one word about the episode. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing ... it's probably a bad thing," she laughed.
I'm sure her dad really appreciates her going on the record about that. Like, "My parents don't care that I'm basically a moral-free whore, but OH MY GOD are they homophobes!" Nice, Kristin. />MTV Shows
I have to make the embarrassing admission that I've started watching The Hills again since Kristin Cavallari came back. I am a lifelong, card-carrying Kristin hater, but, damn, that crazy bitch makes good television. I never thought I could make the switch from LC to KC, but it happened, and I'm sort of in love.
That said, I missed Tuesday night's episode, because I was busy flaking on Ignite Seattle (sorry guys!) and instead making my date watch Bad Girls Club and follow Saranden and Sierr...
My beautiful and amazing friend Ranae just posted this video on my Facebook page and I laughed so hard it hurt. Then I watched it again and laughed some more. I still can't stop smiling. From what I can tell, this is an old-school episode of Nickelodeon's All That -- with Jamie-Lynn Spears, of course -- that guest-starred Britney Spears. And this bit is really, really funny! Jamie-Lynn's a talented little comedian. Too bad she went and got her ass knocked up. Seriously, though, this is really fantastic, and I had to share it with all of you. The good ole days!!! I wish we could still be so innocent ... />
My beautiful and amazing friend Ranae just posted this video on my Facebook page and I laughed so hard it hurt. Then I watched it again and laughed some more. I still can't stop smiling. From what I can tell, this is an old-school episode of Nickelodeon's All That -- with Jamie-Lynn Spears, of course -- that guest-starred Britney Spears. And this bit is really, really funny! Jamie-Lynn's a talented little comedian. Too bad she went and got her ass knocked up. Seriously, though, this is reall...
Here at Evil Beet, we've been longtime fans of Oxygen's series Bad Girls Club. What can I say? We like catty bitches. (Takes one to fully appreciate one, maybe?)
We've been involved with the folks at Oxygen for over a year now, sending our super-awesome NYC sister team of Saranden and Sierra to their premieres to interview cast members and get a sneak peak at the episodes. This season, we're really excited about taking that relationship to the next level (hey, if I can't get a guy to want to do that with me, at least I can hear it from a national television network, right?). Saranden and Sierra will be representing Evil Beet Gossip over at Oxygen, doing weekly episode recaps on the Bad Girls Club website, and hosting a live, social fan chat TONIGHT with viewers of the BGC season premiere. The episode airs tonight (Tuesday!!) at 10/9 Central on Oxygen, and you can log in and chat with fellow Evil Beeters, BGC fans and, of course, Saranden and Sierra at OxygenLive.com. We are sooo pumped to be involved in this cutting-edge new way to be bitchy and judgmental while watching television (ha!), and we're looking forward to seeing you all there! I have a feeling that a live chat with Saranden and Sierra will be every bit as entertaining as the show itself. (Although that might be a tall order ... have you seen the clip above? You should watch it. ZOMG I am so excited for this season. SO. EXCITED.)
Want even more Bad Girls Club? You can join their Facebook fan page here, or follow @Oxygen on Twitter. If you send out a tweet with the #badgirlsclub hashtag, you'll be entered into a contest to win a free MacBook.
TUNE IN TONIGHT TO OXYGENLIVE.COM!!!
TUNE IN TONIGHT TO OXYGENLIVE.COM!!!
TUNE IN TONIGHT TO OXYGENLIVE.COM!!! />
Here at Evil Beet, we've been longtime fans of Oxygen's series Bad Girls Club. What can I say? We like catty bitches. (Takes one to fully appreciate one, maybe?)
We've been involved with the folks at Oxygen for over a year now, sending our super-awesome NYC sister team of Saranden and Sierra to their premieres to interview cast members and get a sneak peak at the episodes. This season, we're really excited about taking that relationship to the next level (hey, if I can't get a guy to want to do ...
Lady GaGa took a little tumble on stage last night at her show in Montreal, while performing "Teeth," which is a totally amazing song off her new album. Seriously, if you haven't heard her new album, The Fame Monster, go out and get it. All the new tracks are super-brilliant, but this one is my fave. (Do you recognize it from my Thanksgiving cooking video?) Anyway, the fall is around the 0:20 mark and it looks like it hurt! But she gets right back up and keeps shaking her ass. />
Lady GaGa took a little tumble on stage last night at her show in Montreal, while performing "Teeth," which is a totally amazing song off her new album. Seriously, if you haven't heard her new album, The Fame Monster, go out and get it. All the new tracks are super-brilliant, but this one is my fave. (Do you recognize it from my Thanksgiving cooking video?) Anyway, the fall is around the 0:20 mark and it looks like it hurt! But she gets right back up and keeps shaking her ass. ...
Soooo exciting!!! You guys should know by now that I am currently experiencing an intense love affair with The Biggest Loser (vote for Amanda!!!) and that I watched all of Season 7 on iTunes over the course of like two weeks. Kristin wasn't really one of my favorite contestants personality-wise, but DAMN that chick was inspiring. At the time, she was the largest woman even in Biggest Loser history, and she managed to lose over 100 pounds on the ranch. When I heard she wanted to lose weight so s...
This is so weird. Both Britney Spears and Victoria Prince were born on December 2. You wanna know what's even weirder? It's my dad's birthday, too. I say this every year: Thank God my father shares a birthday with Britney Spears, because otherwise I'd never remember his birthday.
Twitney celebrated the occasion with her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, and her kiddos.
The singer and her agent beau Trawick, 37, started the celebration a day early Tuesday night at L.A.'s Mondrian hotel, where Spea...
The Grammy nominations are out, and, to the surprise of no one, Taylor Swift and Beyonce are kicking some ass. Beyonce's leading the list with 10 nominations, and Taylor's close behind. After Taylor, Kanye West, Maxwell and Black Eyed Peas are tied with six nods apiece. (Why do people still nominate Kanye for awards? That just means he'll be at the show, and that's not good for anyone.) Despite a stellar year, Miley Cyrus came up empty, and Britney Spears got one nod for "Womanizer" as Best Dance Rec...
This happened on Tuesday, so I'm sorry it took so long to get them to you, but I absolutely obsess over the runway pics from this show. First, because the lingerie is always so gorgeous and creative and exciting. Second, because looking at the bodies on these models reminds me why I bust my ass in the gym and make the turkey chili I saw on The Biggest Loser and tell the girl at the sandwich shop to fuck off when she tells me the chips come free with the sandwich and drink. It's total inspirat...
Editor's Note: Saranden and Sierra will be doing these weekly as a part of our ongoing relationship with Oxygen. Be sure to check out the episode on Tuesday night and then swing by Evil Beet to talk about who was the craziest bitch.
Love Oxygen's Bad Girls Club? Well, so do we, and it's back for its fourth season and it is fiercer than ever! Seriously, watching this premiere was like watching a sh*t-show of a finale, my friends. These girls are AT EACH OTHERS' THROATS and it is truly a jo...