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Taylor Rocks a New ‘Do!

Taylor Swift Miz Swift turns the big 2-0 on Sunday, and it seems like she wants a new look to celebrate. Taylor sported long straight hair, bangs, and methinks some extensions on Wednesday night, when she did dinner at Otto in NYC with John Mayer, then went to Tasti D-Lite (OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT PLACE) and a candy shop with actress Emma Stone. I absolutely love the new look -- it makes her look more womanly and sexy and less girlish, which is appropriate now that she's no longer going to be a teenager. Wha...

Someone Call Interpol!

63569EW_BECKHAM_B-GR_03 We've located Carmen Sandiego. She's in Paris, France, at the George V hotel. She and her V.I.L.E. team must be planning another caper! The police dossier says former pop star Victoria Beckham was recently spotted in the same area, so it's possible Carmen's after her infamous trick stomach. You should talk to the bodyguard, the hotel concierge, and then call back to Headquarters to see if we have any further clues as to her whereabouts. Good luck, gumshoe, and be safe! [gallery]...

It’s the Last Day to Win Free Lube Over at Zelda Lily

ky_yours_and_mineToday is the last day to enter the FABULOUS lube giveaway we've got going on at our sister site, Zelda Lily. To celebrate our site redesign and tons of new content, we're giving away FIVE free packages of KY's Yours+Mine and Intense, courtesy of KY. You can check out the Zelda Lily review of the lube here, and learn how to enter the contest here. I truly cannot wait until we announce the winning entries next week. I've read some pretty phenomenal submissions. But there's always room for more! Head o...

Quotables

alg_jaimee_tiger_split Tiger: send me something very naughty Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol ... besides im at work Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it Jaimee: haha ur too much Jaimee: [later that day] are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now ... i like falling asleep in your arms Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have. Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up bu...

Porn Star Holly Sampson Announced in May That She’d Slept with Tiger Woods

Lately, it feels like approximately 45% of my interpersonal contact is composed of Tiger Woods jokes. Like I'll point out a dent in a car in a parking lot to a date: "Oh, yeah, huh. Looks like Tiger Woods' wife got to it." Or I'll tell the grocery store sales clerk I'm a little short on cash: "Well, didja ever sleep with Tiger Woods? I hear there's cash in that these days." Or I'll text one of my girlfriends to say "hey what r u up to?" and she'll write back like "cant talk im fucking tiger wo...

Bad Girls Club Recap: “I Run LA, Bitch”

bgc_402_004 Ed Note: This is a part of an ongoing series of Bad Girls Club recaps as part of our ongoing relationship with Oxygen and our undying love affair with this television show. Our stunning sister team of Saranden and Sierra have been diligently watching the show and reporting back with their observations. You can read theirs and other BGC blogs here. Last night's episode was quite the roller coaster. Our bad girls tear up an all-male strip club, Flo finds a slice of bi-heaven, and Natalie t...

We’re Giving Away Free Lube on Zelda Lily

ky_yours_and_mineYeah, it's true. We are. It's a very exciting week for our sister site, Zelda Lily, which focuses on women's interests and issues. Since its launch in April, ZL has built a loyal and growing audience, thanks to the creativity and talent of a strong group of writers and an insightful and articulate base of commenters. As the site continues to grow, it makes sense to be producing more content, so we've created a weekday editor position over there, and the delightful Sarah Spangenberg -- who's been wi...

Celebs: They’re Just Like Us!

FP_IMAGE_4152129/FP_SET_4152002 They take their kiddos shopping for Christmas trees! (But they call the paparazzi first.) Despite nagging rumors of trouble in their marriage, Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman took their son Max to pick out a Christmas tree in Beverly Hills, but not without first making sure that the entire rigamarole would be photographed. Ah, well. At least the kid looks adorable (ahhh-doooooh-raaah-blech) and his outfit is way pimp. [gallery]...

Taylor & Taylor 4-EVA!!!

Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift K. I have to admit that, in the weeks since I saw New Moon, my friends and I make fun of Taylor Lautner's portrayal of Werewolf Jacob with some regularity. Like, when the pizza place was out of Ranch dressing, I flexed my biceps and growled a little and said meekly, "I'm so angry," and then my friend flexed his biceps and in his most submissive voice he was all like, "I don't want to hurt you, sales clerk." And then we laughed for like 20 minutes. This happens often in my world right now. ...

Drew Barrymore’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

59061918drew_barrymore_everybodys_fine124200931658AM Drew rocks a bead-dastic shimmer dress at the Tribeca Film Institute's benefit screening of Everybody's Fine on Thursday night. I can't decide if I'm really impressed by this dress or really appalled by it. I keep thinking about how heavy it must be, and also how sore someone's fingers got sewing on all those little beads. Then I think how much a dress like this must cost, and then I think about the dry-cleaning bill, and then I have to take a Xanax and crawl into bed. Honestly I just buy noth...
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