Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Plugging Shit My Friends Do

I just have to put in a quick plug for my friend Melissa's line of chunky bangles from her Josie Girl company. I spotted them on another friend at a party and I was like, "OMG, I love those," and when I found out it was Melissa's company I told her how great they were and she gave me a couple. I've been wearing them pretty much non-stop since. They look great with damn near everything, but I'm especially digging pairing them with simple tanks and jeans. I think it creates a really fun and clas...

Keira Knightley’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

I'd run the pics of Keira alone on the red carpet, but, oh wait, there aren't any. She insisted on holding Sienna Miller's hand the whole damn time. I don't understand it and I don't want to. Oh, and I had the photo agency's website programmed to display the oldest photos first -- I did that to find the young pics of Nicole Richie I ran previously -- but when I searched for these photos of Keira it actually brought up the earliest photos of her, including this one from the Pirates of the C...

Jessica Simpson’s Performing in Bingo Halls

I'm just going to copy-paste OK! magazine's article here, because I don't think I could sum it up any better myself: Oh, how the mighty have apparently fallen! From stadiums to bingo halls, Jessica Simpson's performance venues have apparently slid towards the less-than-glamorous: Bingo regulars at the 2,500-capacity San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, Calif., had to go elsewhere for their game on Nov. 13 when she performed there. The hall’s florescent lighting, dirty...

GIRL POWER!

Barack Obama has officially selected Hillary Clinton as his secretary of state. He also selected Janet Napolitano as his secretary of homeland security. Napolitano's a comparatively unknown name, but she's been governor of my home state, Arizona, forever. She's a Democrat, too, and continues to get re-elected again and again in an predominately Republican state. That's how good she is at her job. So this is awesome news. Also on the chick front, Barack selected Susan Rice as United Nations a...

Tons of New Lohan Photos

You know what's funny? I almost titled this post "Lohan Overdose," since it's basically an OD of Lohan pics, but then I was like, "Oh, no, I can't do that, everyone'll think she's dead." Ah, celebrities. Anyway, Lindsay just uploaded a ton of new pics to her MySpace, and I have awesome readers who alert me everytime this happens, because we are all in this obsession together. They include some of her with Samantha, and Lily Allen, and a cute one of Samantha's car being towed away. En...

Ivana Trump Separates from Fourth Husband

Ivana Trump announced today that she did, in fact, file separation papers from her fourth husband, Rossano Rubicondi, about three months ago. "Rossano wants to live in Miami and work in Milan," she said. "But, I am a New Yorker and my family, friends and businesses are here. As the beautiful song says, 'Que sera sera!'" When asked why she was just now announcing the separation, Ivana said -- and this is not a joke -- that she didn't want to ruin Rubicondi's chances as a contestant on the ...

I Don’t Care How You Feel About the Twilight Movie

This clip of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner on Tyra's show is worth watching just to hear Tyra spend a minute talking in a British accent, and behaving as though she is really, really good at it. Also: Taylor Lautner is WAY HOTTER with short hair than with long. I didn't think much of him in the film (he plays Jacob) but in this clip he's definitely attractive. Part II is after the jump. Read More /> This clip of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner on Tyra's show is worth watching just to hear Tyra spend a minute talking in a British accent, and behaving as though she is really, really good at it. Also: Taylor Lautner is WAY HOTTER with short hair than with long. I didn't think much of him in the film (he plays Jacob) but in this clip he's definitely attractive. Part II is after the jump. Read More...