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Merry Almost Christmas! [MGMT]

Just a quick note on the programming around here -- as of now, we're all on winter break until Monday. I'll be around here and there and if there's breaking news, but in general everyone's been ordered to attempt to enjoy time with their families for a few days, and I'll be participating bravely in that effort. Have a happy and safe holiday, and remember to use a designated driver. Don't make it a happy holiday for the Christina Yangs of the world. />...

Balloon Boy’s Dad Is Going to Jail for 90 Days

balloon-boy-reut-608 To answer all of you who ask, every now and then, "What happened with that whole Balloon Boy story?" here you have it: Balloon Boy's dad, Richard Heene, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, including 60 days of work release that will let him pursue work as a construction contractor while doing his time. The judge also imposed conditions on his probation that forbid him from profiting from the balloon spectacle in any way for four years. The sentencing of his wife, Mayumi, is underway. I kno...

Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Broke Up a Really Long Time Ago, Apparently

tim_susan Talk about media pros! After 23 years together, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins -- the original Ashton and Demi -- broke up this summer. Their rep issued the following statement today: "Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer. No further comments will be made." I wonder if they discussed this during their summer break-up. Like, "This sucks, but let's wait until it's basically Christmas Eve to announce i...

Sex and the City 2: The Boringest Trailer Evah

Hi guys. BIG DEAL TODAY! The first Sex and the City 2 trailer. And it's ... it's ... well, it's "Empire State of Mind" playing over some quick shots of semi-fantastic outfits. I can't believe they actually used "Empire State of Mind" for this. Way too easy. I'm not impressed or interested. What is this movie actually about? /> Hi guys. BIG DEAL TODAY! The first Sex and the City 2 trailer. And it's ... it's ... well, it's "Empire State of Mind" playing over some quick shots of semi-fantastic outfits. I can't believe they actually used "Empire State of Mind" for this. Way too easy. I'm not impressed or interested. What is this movie actually about? ...

Brittany Murphy’s Husband Is Already Giving Interviews

brittany_murphy_husband_simon_monjack Just one day after the passing of his wife, Simon Monjack decided to talk to -- who else? -- Access Hollywood. Ummm, I'm going to go ahead and assume he's doing this as a knee-jerk reaction to all the gossip rags speculating about how he was a bad influence on Brittany, and because these damn reporters will not leave him alone until he hands out a quote, and not because he's that insane of a famewhore. Honestly. I'm giving him that credit here. “My world was destroyed yesterday,” an emotional Monjack told Access Hollywood on Monday afternoon. ... As far as what happened inside the actre...

Alyssa Milano Joins the Cast of Jersey Shore

The Italian-American -- who went on the record earlier this month with her distaste for my favorite TV show in the history of the world, Jersey Shore -- stars in this Funny or Die video mocking our darling guidettes. The (genuinely) phenomenal Dove ad it's based on is after the jump. It's kind of freaky how dead-on they are with the guidette-ing of Alyssa here. How long until videos start popping up on YouTube about how to get this look? My greatest sadness in life is that this TV show didn't come out befor...

My Lord, Is There Some Way I Can Petition the Courts to Give Courtney Love Custody of Me?

courtney_love_dazed_confused_and_high I must have this woman playing a maternal role in my life. I see her and I immediately want to get some life guidance from her. If she gives me a curfew I will abide by it; if she tells me to finish my homework, I will listen. I'm just like, "Courtney Love, please, tell me how to get some peace and joy in my life. You clearly have so much already. It radiates out from your angry, glazed-over eyes." Courtney appeared on the cover of Dazed & Confused magazine, because that's the next obvious ste...

Gwen’s a London Mommy!

91219L4_STEFANI_B_GR_02 Gwen Stefani and her sons, Kingston and baby Zuma, were bundled up against the cold London weather as they ran errands this weekend. Papa Gavin Rossdale joined them for a little while, and Gwen wore her special Coat of Many Colors for him. Seriously that is one surefire way to make sure you don't get hit by a car while you're crossing the street. Even a drunk in a complete blackout is going to be like "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS GWEN STEFANI WEARING?" and swerve the car. [gallery]...

Fame!

59175321hailey_glassman_celebrity_boxing12202009103218PM Hailey "All Class" Glassman referees a "celebrity" boxing tournament at the -- wait for it -- Philadelphia Airport Ramada in Essington, Pennsylvania. My Lord this is an attractive woman. Oh wait no I was thinking of someone else. (Side note: I have spent a significant amount of time in Essington, Pennsylvania. It is not a place that attracts celebrities. Or, ya know, solid roofing.) The kicker here is that the photo agency can't even identify any of the "celebrities" in the boxing match. I think they're all former Playboy models. Hailey arrived to perform these very ...

Brittany Murphy’s Husband Doesn’t Want an Autopsy Performed. Related: Cocaine Is Evil.

59064851brittany_murphy1220200994629PM Hi guys. I hate that I'm here writing about yet another celebrity dying way before their time as a result of drug abuse. I know, I know, Brittany Murphy died of full cardiac arrest -- don't accuse her of doing drugs, Beet -- but I don't know how you guys think an otherwise healthy 32-year-old woman goes into full cardiac arrest. In my experience, it's from doing drugs. It's also been the experience of Heath Ledger, DJ AM, Michael Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith. I know, I know, but Brittany Murphy...

Tiger Woods’ Personal Hell Is Now Accessible to You at All Times

Tiger Woods I just checked my list of Twitter followers, and I'm being followed by E! Online's latest Twitter creation, the @TigerGossip, the latest and greatest way for you to watch Tiger's entire life plummet like a golf ball hit into a water trap. (Was that good? I don't really do golph analogies.) I don't know if the world is ending or if this is actually kind of a really good idea on E!'s part. What I do know? Homeboy just lost his Tag Heuer sponsorship deal, after Accenture, Gillette and Gato...
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