Hollywood's newest anti-celebrities, Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, show up for the UK premiere of their film, Twilight.
I don't care what anyone says about Kristen, I love that she doesn't give a fuck. I love the "I'd rather be anywhere but this red carpet" look she flashes on every single red carpet. You know why? Because I buy it. Because she's actually famous for something she did, rather than who her parents are. And, so far, she basically does nothing for publicity except for the shi...
You can check it out on some Chinese site here.
Challenge to my readers: Figure out the embed code for this shit, and send it to me at evilbeet@gmail.com.
Update: Never mind! I may not understand Chinese, but I understand "click on everything that looks like a button until something that looks like embed code appears." />
You can check it out on some Chinese site here.
Challenge to my readers: Figure out the embed code for this shit, and send it to me at evilbeet@gmail.com.
Update: Never mind! I may not understand Chinese, but I understand "click on everything that looks like a button until something that looks like embed code appears."...
WHO THE FUCK IS STILL WATCHING THIS SHIT?
ZOMG.
NBC is going to be airing two hours of Celebrity Apprentice in its winter season. I haven't watched this show in years, and I don't plan to tune in this year either. Who are you people who are still watching this? If you're out there, and you're reading this, please unmask yourself. Why do you still enjoy this show? And so much that there is now going to be two hours of it each week?
How desperate is NBC right now?
Watch how it's b...
Oh, happy day!
It seems like just yesterday I was illegally downloading American Doll Posse, and now I hear there's going to be YET ANOTHER Tori album that'll inevitably hit the Internet months before its release date.
Tori's ditched her old label, Epic, and signed with Universal Republic. She's planning to release a new studio album -- her tenth! -- in late spring/early summer 2009.
HOORAY!
New Tori albums make my whole day. ...
Britney Spears took her kiddos, Jayden James and Sean Preston, to FAO Schwartz in NYC on Wednesday. Mom Lynne was in tow, as were many, many bodyguards. I'm sure they rented out the whole damn place.
At first I was like, "Why isn't Britney carrying her own damn kids in any of these pictures?" and then I realized that (a) it probably poses a much bigger security risk if Britney's carrying them and (b) she probably doesn't want to give the photogs such a perfect shot. So I get it, I guess. That kind of sucks if any time you try to do something fun with your ki...
This is essentially breaking news, because I don't know that it's ever happened before.
The dress is quite nice, and her makeup is relatively subdued, and she looks -- dare I say it? -- pretty. What could have inspired her to look like a normal human being for once?
My one complaint: Why is she wearing that lunch lady hair net??? Ew. Was that really the only way to get all her hair extensions away from her dumb-ass neck tat? Seriously, who tattoos their own damn name on their neck? That...
The funny lady has moved one step closer to her goal of winning a Grammy, as her comedy album, For Your Consideration, was nominated for Best Comedy Album at the Grammy nomination ceremony tonight. CONGRATS KATHY!!! You deserve it!!!
Somehow the Jonas Brothers were nominated in the Best New Artist category. WTF??? First: they suck and Second: They've been around way longer than 2008.
In fact, all the Best New Artist noms kind of suck: Adele, Duffy, Jonas Brothers, Lady Antebellum, Jazmine S...
Ooooh, I love this!
My future mentor, Chelsea "Genius" Handler, is ragging on Tori Spelling's "gay following" in a new interview with The Advocate. The interviewer asked her if she went to any Prop 8 rallies:
I only go where the gay people invite me to go. It’s not nice to do things for the community only when people are looking. People who speak out for gay people just so that they can create a fan base annoy the shit out of me. People like Tori Spelling. She doesn’t have compassion for them. Sheâ...
If you wanted to see Britney Spears in the U.K., you're in luck! She originally only had two dates scheduled, but that wasn't enough for London!
Britney will now also be performing in London on June 6, 7, 10, and 11.
Tickets for her U.S. tour officially go on sale on Saturday, and they're on pre-sale now and selling FAST! I bought my Seattle tickets early in the day yesterday, and was trying to organize an NYC trip to go see her with my girlfriends in New York. By the time we had a he...
We all know that Australia isn't going to be winning all (or any!) of the Oscars they'd hoped for, so Nicole Kidman decided instead to dress up like a ridiculous gold statue at the Australia premiere in Madrid.
This look could have worked, I think, if she'd paired it with simple black shoes and maybe a different necklace, but it's kind of blinding and silly the way it is.
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They've been divorced for awhile now -- and, from what I can tell, Britney still hates her mother -- but Jamie Spears and Lynne Spears were spotted out and about together in NYC on Monday night, where Britney was promoting her new album.
Go away, Lynne! You're nothing but TROUBLE for Britney. And I STILL can't believe you wrote that damn book about raising Britney and Jamie-Lynn. Capitalizing on the personal and emotional struggles of your children when the wounds are still fresh?? Disgusti...
"Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers! ... I'm on the verge of it in some way—or it's something I long for."
Jennifer Aniston, opening up about pregnancy rumors in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.
She also addresses how Vogue put her "What Angelina did was very uncool" quote on their cover. "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid," she said....