Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Twilight Series Getting a New Director for New Moon

She delivered the biggest opening weekend ever for a female film director, but Catherine Hardwicke will not be back to direct the Twilight sequel, New Moon. "I am sorry that due to timing I will not have the opportunity to direct New Moon," she said in a statement. "Directing Twilight has been one of the great experiences of my life, and I am grateful to the fans for their passionate support of the film. I wish everyone at Summit the best with the sequel—it is a great story." "Timing" my ass. She got the b...

Disneyland’s Jack Sparrows Laid Off Due to Economy Breasts

I have nothing to add to this. I don't even fully understand it. But I don't think I can make it any funnier than just copy/pasting from KTLA's website: ANAHEIM -- Disneyland management has fired the four actors who played pirate Jack Sparrow because officials were worried about young female park-goers flashing the swashbuckling actors late at night, according to one former cast member. "They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow," said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. "This is a sexy, rock-...

Even More of Rob Pattinson’s Facebook Emails: With Camilla Belle!

Despite what he may have claimed in his other set of emails, it appears Robert Pattinson IS boning Camilla Belle, as his FB email to her suggests his on-and-off girlfriend, Giulietta, "caught on someway or another." Tee hee. WONDER WHAT JOE JONAS THINKS??? I hope Taylor Swift is having a field day with this shit. Oh, and Giulietta has a blog, of course, and on it she wrote the following: We live in a sad, sad world today. Where people are taken advantage of from the wrong reas...

I Don’t Hate Katie Holmes Right Now

This interview with New York Times magazine actually makes her seem sane and normal and adult and charming. Plus she looks phenomenal, absolutely gorgeous. /> This interview with New York Times magazine actually makes her seem sane and normal and adult and charming. Plus she looks phenomenal, absolutely gorgeous. ...

We’re Not Going Anywhere, Bitches

Gossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties. It sucks BIG TIME and it's a bummer to watch so many incredibly talented young writers get their walking papers. Hopefully this'll just give them time to write their great American novel. But here's what I know, kids: We're not going anywhere here at Evil Beet. This shit is gonna be around for-fucking-ever, even if I have to do porn in my spare time to pay the hosting bills. I have yet to think of any job that I would ever prefer to getting paid to write about my one true passion in this life -- celebrities! -- so this site'll be here well into 2009. ENJOY! />Gossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties. It sucks BIG TIME and it's a bummer to watch so many incredibly talented young writers get their walking papers. Hopefully this'll just give them time to write their great American novel. But here's what I know, kids: We're not going anywhere here at Evil Beet. This shit is gonna be around for-fucking-ever, even if I have to do porn in my spare time to pay the hosting ...

LiLo and Sam: Trouble in Paradise, Per Usual

Hey guys, guess what? Samantha and Lindsay were out partying, and Samantha started paying too much attention to other people, and Lindsay ran out crying and Samantha chased after her. I'm going to ask you all to bookmark this post. Please call the bookmark "Lindsay and Samantha Having a Typical Night Out." And, in the future, rather than writing the same story again and again and again, I'm just going to be like "Hey guys, please check your bookmarks for today's story about Lindsay and...

Robert Pattinson’s Facebook Convos Indicate He May Be Boning Kristen Stewart .. and Lots of Other People

Today Defamer has some screencaps of what someone claims are Robert Pattinson's private Facebook convos -- one with Giulietta Spirlea, his on-and-off girlfriend, and some buddy of his. His Facebook is under the name Randle Patrick McMurphy (Cuckoo's Nest, anyone?). In the conversation with Giulietta, she talks about Camilla Belle being a bitch, and Robert says "camilla? there's nothing on with camilla, she and i are mates. i don't like her in that way" and then promises he'll be back in LA soon to "take...